The Do's and Don't of Dislodging a Stripper from a Regular
Call.Me.Ishmael
Rhode Island
Sunday, January 24, 2016 12:00 AM
THE WRONG WAY TO SEPARATE A DANCER FROM HER REGULAR.
It was recently suggested on a board at another site that if the stripper you want to spend time with is being monopolized by a regular, then it would be perfectly okay to walk up to them, politely interrupt their conversation, and let the dancer know that you’d like a dance (or whatever…). I strongly suspect that the guy making this recommendation either never puts a lot of real estate between himself and his keyboard, or he’s just trying to see how many guys he can get into hot water at their local strip club.
I see that approach as a great way to stir up some bad blood between you and the regular, or the dancer, or both at the same time. While a physical confrontation is a remote possibility, I suspect at the very least there could be some degree of drama and awkwardness. And, if the regular is known for spending lots of money, then it’s possible that you’ll be “invited” to leave the club. Ultimately, it’s a great way to *NOT* dislodge a dancer from a regular.
MY APPROACH TO THE SAME SITUATION.
The first thing you need is a bit of patience. Eventually, the dancer will need to take her turn on stage to dance. Though some girls have the option to turn down a stage dance if they’ve got a live one hooked, let’s assume that’s not the case.
When the girl is dancing, sit at the stage and wait for her to come over. At this point, say “I don’t know if that guy is spending money on you. If he isn’t, then I’d like to. If he is, then call me and let me know when you’re here and he isn’t.” Then, give her a healthy stage tip with your burner number written on a blank business card and folded into the bills.
In some instances, the dancer will ask some probing questions along the lines of “How much fun do you want to have?” Meaning, what’s your budget? How to answer this is going to depend on the situation and how much money you *actually* have in your pocket. Don’t tell her you’re interested in a champagne room when you’ve only got $60. I’ll usually say something along the lines of “Definitely some dances, and I’ve got the money for something more private, but that’s going to depend on how we get along.” Other times, the dancer will take the tip and card, give me my stage dance, and say (with a smile), “Sneaky fucker”, and move on to the next guy.
A cautionary note: sometimes the girl will ask, “Can you wait for me to finish with him, then I’ll come straight to you?” This can be a dancer test to see how easily you wrap around a well-manicured finger. In my opinion, it’s a strip club, and not a deli counter. My response to this is: “Honestly, within the next 15 to 20 minutes, I’m going to either find a girl I want to spend time with, or move on to the next club.”
After the stage dance, if she doesn’t come over to me within that time frame, then I almost always get a text or email from the dancer listing her upcoming shifts. Sometimes, she’ll send it to me while she’s sitting with the other guy.
That’s my approach. I would love to hear alternative strategies or thoughts on the matter.
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