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Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Gold Club is an acquired taste....

Gold Club is an acquired taste. In terms of attitude, the girls are a mixed bag, but not that bad if you can get with the right ones. This club is more of a "regulars"…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

San Francisco, California

Another visit to The Flynt! Overall,...

Another visit to The Flynt! Overall, I'd say this club is the most "active" club in SF. It just seems more lively than some of the others. Customers that come here tend to seem a…

Whoosah Lounge

Fulton, New York

This old roadhouse type bar continues...

This old roadhouse type bar continues to disappoint. Don't know why I bother. Arrived a bit after midnight. Six girls working ranging from a 4 to maybe a 6. Some variety in racial and ethnic…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

I was stuck in SLC, and...

I was stuck in SLC, and had to do something... I showed up early afternoon, and after paying my cover, no one was there. Nobody on stage, no dancers anywhere, just the bartender and a…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

Sadly it seems each visit then...

Sadly it seems each visit then club is less fun then the time before. Made another tues night visit and this time my free pass wasn't accepted since I wasn't a member. What a bunch…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

So made a visit to IR...

So made a visit to IR again to enjoy the value money and cheap feel on the IR girls. Got a chance to dance with one of my favorite big ass jamaican girls. A few…

Emperors Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, Florida

I had passed Emperors on my...

I had passed Emperors on my way to Tampa and thought I would check it out on my way out of town. I arrived about 8:30 pm on a Friday night. As previous…

Evolution Gentlemens Club

Portage Lakes, Ohio

This club tries to be flashy...

This club tries to be flashy with cheap looking plastic chandeliers and spot lights but really it looks like a big barn converted to a strip club. The area around the club had the…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

I'm a regular customer at this...

I'm a regular customer at this club, for the most part Curves is the most popular club in Tucson. On fridays, happy hour is quite busy, than slows down for a couple of hours and…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Fist time to DJ COI and...

Fist time to DJ COI and I am glad that I did. With the closing of HT, I had to find a new place considering I didnt want to drive to TL in Upland.…

Fantasy Plaza

Houston, Texas

Arrived at 6:30 p.m. on a...

Arrived at 6:30 p.m. on a Saturday night. Final Four + PGA Championship going on in town. I expected lots of out of town girls-didn't happen. No parking lot trolls when I arrived, but lots…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Arrived just after 8 on a...

Arrived just after 8 on a Saturday evening. Because Final Four and PGA Championship going on, expected lots of girls-didn't happen. No parking lot trolls present, but there were coned off spaces. Cover was 10…

Club Madonna

Miami Beach, Florida

I visited this club one Saturday...

I visited this club one Saturday night with my tattoo artist and best friend a couple of years ago. The outside of the club is brightly lit and most of the time there are girls…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

I don't get the chance to...

I don't get the chance to visit many clubs anymore so when I do, I like to get my moneys worth. So on a slow Saturday afternoon when I had 2 hours to kill…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

I was in Boston with my...

I was in Boston with my SO for the weekend and based on the reviews here, we decided to avoid the clubs in Boston proper. The Foxy Lady was close enough for a drive from…

Pure Essence Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, Florida

Mike is back managing the club....

Mike is back managing the club. To the regulars that haven't been in a while, that's all you need to know. That means the hot girls are back as well & the party's on! The…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Players is Players. One of our...

Players is Players. One of our gems on Detroit's East side. Physically it hasn't changed since I was here last in January, neither has the superb service. The bouncers are professionally well dressed muscle types,…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Wandering around, decided to give this...

Wandering around, decided to give this club a visit. Had been here once before a long time ago and had decided that it wasn't a club to come back to. How wrong I…

PT's Showclub Louisville

Louisville, Kentucky

Well - long story short, great...

Well - long story short, great experience! A Clean club, no smoking, nice staff. They may be wearing "pasties" but the stage dances are still awesome and the lap dances are very bumb…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

It has been a long long...

It has been a long long time since I have been to the KOD. Not much has changed. There were 4 very attractive girls. 8+ The rest were 5-7. The…

Fred's Lounge & Casino

Missoula, Montana

So I may have asked for...

So I may have asked for the subpar experience but it was late, 1am-ish, and I walked in for the first time to see one dancer walking around who almost made me turn around. I…

Emperors Pasco

Holiday, Florida

Stopped by on a Friday around...

Stopped by on a Friday around 7. I was last there around 6 months ago and had a good time, so I figured to give it another go. There were a few attractive dancers and…

Big Al's

Peoria, Illinois

Big Al's is one of the...

Big Al's is one of the better reasons to stay in downtown Peoria. I prefer Wednesday nights because the VIP rooms are half price. On my last Wednesday visit, I limited myself to the $20…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Hollywood Show Club felt like a...

Hollywood Show Club felt like a club from the 1980s with all of the neon. The dancers were above average at best and there weren't that many of them. The lapdance rooms had an option…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Ok. This wasn't my first choice...

Ok. This wasn't my first choice for a St. Louis SC visit, but man I'm happy I stopped by. Maybe 10 dancers on the night of my visit. It was in February and they just…

Strokers

Clarkston, Georgia

Back @ Strokers! As has...

Back @ Strokers! As has been mentioned before, Stroker's is outside of Atlanta, but within a very reasonable drive. I visited in the early evening & stayed a few hours. The dancers…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Was in town the Tuesday before...

Was in town the Tuesday before the Final Four and made a visit to Treasures from 1030p-230a. Thanks to the lack of zoning laws in Houston, the club is in a pretty decent area.…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Dropped by Oasis again late night...

Dropped by Oasis again late night last week. This is probably my favorite all-round club in Philly. It doesn't have the very best looking dancers (go to Delilah's), but evenings are consistently an 8 average with…

Elite Entertainment

Juneau, Wisconsin

This place is my new favorite...

This place is my new favorite place in Wisconsin! Why? Because it is Full Bar/Full Nude with 2-4-1 Lap dances and drinks from 5pm-10pm. So that means by spending $25 you get 2 drinks and…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Was recently in Las Vegas for...

Was recently in Las Vegas for a week, and decided to check out some of the clubs there. I had been to Little Darlings earlier in the week, and didn't like the fact that they…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

This is now the place in...

This is now the place in Providence as many many good looking hotties are now starting to stream here from the other clubs. They have 20 dances (very good) and a private area $100…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

This is now the place in...

This is now the place in Providence as many many good looking hotties are now starting to stream here from the other clubs. They have 20 dances (very good) and a private area $100…

Secrets Cabaret

Jacksonville, North Carolina

I was in the Jacksonville area...

I was in the Jacksonville area today so I thought I would stop in and see who's working, When i arrived on 2 girls was there, Allison and another white chick, Allison rated on the…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Went there on a Monday evening,...

Went there on a Monday evening, first time in Atlanta. Paid the $20 cover and was escorted to the main hall. When I say hall, I really mean hall. A huge place with high ceilings,…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Paid a visit to...

Paid a visit to Masters after a long time away. Sat down and ordered a drink hoping my Russian was there. After politely declining several "wanna dance" inquiries, my Russian showed up. We…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

This is one of the three...

This is one of the three best clubs in the Northeast, the others being in Providence. That said, I don't know what it was, but the energy level was kind of low on this visit.…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

First time I have been out...

First time I have been out to a club since rick's closed down. Right next to Safeco field. Parking is below the club. Very few customers when I was there and only a handful of…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

I don't know what happened to...

I don't know what happened to this club. In the past, I always felt that this club was more refined than the others. Drinks tended to cost more, but it was worth it,…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

First trip back to FD's again...

First trip back to FD's again in a few months and nothing has changed. The girls are still hot as ever. The dances are still the best in the city and the staff is still…

Rick's DFW

Fort Worth, Texas

Stopped by the brand new Ricks...

Stopped by the brand new Ricks after the ballgame on Friday night. I found it pretty easy to find because i knew it was on Amon carter just south of airport. Place seemed slow but…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Stopped by on a Thursday about...

Stopped by on a Thursday about 3:30 PM. Chose a booth that was big and spacious with plenty of room for ladies to stop by. I really liked the diverse selection of ladies…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

I stopped by this club on...

I stopped by this club on a Tuesday afternoon...my normal MO as I only come to Indy on business and try to hit this place when I end my day early. I had a…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

Stopped by for the first time...

Stopped by for the first time Saturday night as I was close by and looking to check out a new place. The club is nothing special on the inside. One stage with only…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

The parking lot is a little...

The parking lot is a little on the small side. On the weekend when there are more people there is an extra lot across the street. Upon entering the club there was a 10 dollar…

Gatsby's Pub South

Canton, Ohio

Went to Gatsby's Friday night around...

Went to Gatsby's Friday night around 8pm, only 3 girls were there. Waited around a bit and a few more came in and a couple left. We spent about 2 hours there enjoying…

Norma Jeans

Baltimore, Maryland

Been wanting to head the Norma's...

Been wanting to head the Norma's for quite sometime. The first thing to say it is on the block, felt safe going solo or with friends. The ladies here are sexy and bootylicious (rate between…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Have enjoyed going to this club...

Have enjoyed going to this club but recently stopped due to the amount of smoke that seems to stay with me. During my last visit had a great dance with Sylvia and got her…

Gigi Lounge

Brook Park, Ohio

I don't get to Cleveland very...

I don't get to Cleveland very often, and I found myself going right by the Brookpark Road club corridor. I'd never been here, so I thought I'd try it. What intrigued me was reading that…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

Yes it's only $5 LD but...

Yes it's only $5 LD but you get what you pay for. If you like ghetto booty this is where you need to be. lots of contact. VIP for $20 and $10 LD in there…

Fox's Den

Brook Park, Ohio

I see that my first-ever review...

I see that my first-ever review (and second & third) was of Fox's Den back in 2007. Guess I haven't been there since. Look much improved to me! Restroom cleaner. Stage moved to better location. Two…

Platinum Horse Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

I'd never heard of this place...

I'd never heard of this place but discovered it on my way back home. Place is a decked out gentleman's club establishment. I arrived about 9 pm. Pretty empty. Cover $7. Bought an NA…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

Was in Providence on business which...

Was in Providence on business which finished early and decided to go to the local racetrack/casino to kill some time till the clubs open. Put a few dollars in the machine and a few…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

This is by far the bast...

This is by far the bast club I have been to in the DFW area. Cover is cheap, drinks are a little over-priced but they need to make money too. The dancers are awesome!! Of…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

After not visiting for about a...

After not visiting for about a year decided to stop by and check out Scores. Not much has changed. Unless you are right up at stage many of the seats do not give…

Nicola's

Commerce, California

I visit this club a lot.($7...

I visit this club a lot.($7 admission after 5pm) This is my 2nd review.I arrived today at 3pm stayed until 10 pm. The atmosphere of the the club is somewhat laid back. The girls…

CT's Adult Super Store

Gary, Indiana

Went over to club tops, nice...

Went over to club tops, nice looking dancer I would say. Definitely an improvement from my previous visit ov er a year ago. They have about 5 girls working. One blonde, kinda heavy set but…

Carousel Lounge

Huntington Station, New York

For a Long Island club, Carousel...

For a Long Island club, Carousel is a pretty good time. Been here a few times, and I always enjoy myself enough that I go back. There are always a good number of dancers on…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

This is my favorite club in...

This is my favorite club in the area. The girls aren't 10's my no stretch, but they are good enough. The dancers are keen on getting you into a private dance or shower show. Private…

Platinum Showgirls LA

Los Angeles, California

i arrived at the club around...

i arrived at the club around 1am. recently ive been avoiding nude clubs due to the money you tend to spend. i wanted to review this club. Its a good club. i only seen 2…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Drove down to Providence on a...

Drove down to Providence on a Tuesday in mid-March and had one of those perfect "lust at first sight" experiences that strip clubs promise but only occasionally deliver. Mia was dancing at the main…

Hamilton Strip

Hamilton, Ontario

I went to the Hamilton strip...

I went to the Hamilton strip on last Friday afternoon about 3:00pm, and stayed till 6:00. It was not too busy, the most busy it got was about 4:30 with about 20 guys there. There…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

This...

This was my third visit, second review of Taboo Gentlemen's Club. Noticing some of the other clubs in our area, I figure that Taboo is one of the more…

Doll House

Sandy Springs, Georgia

I am a new visitor to...

I am a new visitor to Atlanta strip clubs and this was only the 2nd one i visited. But given that Follies was my first, this club was only okay. A couple of…

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Average Prices for "extras"...

I went to my first club recently where "extras" were offered. I talked to a friend about it and told him what I payed, and he thought I got a heck of a deal since the stipper was so…

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Any good clubs for extras in Illinois/Indiana??

I know there are some clubs in the Detroit area where apparently extra "mileage" is available for the price, sometimes reasonable. But I'm not sure about Indiana or Illinois. I've heard that most of the clubs around Chicago are very nice, but…

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AK-47 crime wave appears to have stopped.

I'm in Detroit for the time being and when I saw that one of my ATF clubs had been hit by the gun-toting thugs that hit Tycoons also, I felt the need to go talk to my friends at Players…

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Tall or Short?

Personally, I find it a turn-off when a girl is too tall. I define "too tall" as being taller than me, even if she IS wearing 6" heels. I really like shorter girls, in fact one of my…

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Crime Wave at Hip Hugger

I'm getting reports of a "mini crime wave" at Hip Hugger this week. Wednesday night (actually Thursday morning) around closing, there was a bit of a fracas in the parking lot with the police arriving and making a drug…

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Stripper Hired to Dance at Funeral

There is a bond that some children have with their parents that can never be stripped away. Cai Ruigong, a Taiwanese man, proved that recently when he hired an adult dancer to perform at his father's funeral. Ruigong's father, Cai Jinlai, was…

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Cell phones in the strip club

I get it, I get it! Most, if not all, cell phones have cameras and clubs are full of idiots and jerks who are incapable of resisting the urge to sneak SNATCHshots of their ATF onstage or in VIP who…

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One cent buffet

There are two strip clubs in Ohio that used to have free lunch buffets on Friday. Now the Harem charges one cent and Columbus gold charges $0.25. Why bother charging such a small amount instead of just…

Centerfolds Cabaret Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This is one of three reivews...

This is one of three reivews from a recent visit to LV. I am separately reviewing Spearmint Rhine (excellent) and Discreet (very poor). IMHO, and based on a reasonably wide and very well seasoned experience,…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

First off, the interior of the...

First off, the interior of the place is relatively nice, I would say on par with Deja Vu but not as classy as Spearmint Rhino or 4play. Admission is somewhat high at $14. The dance selection…

Paradise City

Tumon, Guam

I have stopped by several times...

I have stopped by several times when traveling past. There is a new sign with name of "Paradise City" and showing a tag of "a café and gallery featuring erotic art".…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

I recently went to this club...

I recently went to this club for the first time. I been the other DD in the area. I just went here to see one girl that i met at another DD. she was so…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

Have been visiting this club for...

Have been visiting this club for years. It is a hidden gem on a good night, in a slump the night I visited last, but that just means things will pick up soon. This is…

Red Carpet Lounge

Brunswick, Georgia

As described before, the Red Carpet...

As described before, the Red Carpet is a step back in time. So, on a Tuesday night I cranked up the Way-Back machine and made the 80 mile trip to Hootersville. There was…

Cloud Nine

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Rolled in for the first time...

Rolled in for the first time in nearly 6 months to see if any changes had occurred. Tex-Mex lunch still served up and still an excellent value. Cover still $5. Not bad with the free lunch. Domestic…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

After the famous Hawaii Theatre closed...

After the famous Hawaii Theatre closed down, I finally made the trip out here to Upland. This club is pretty small. There is one stage against the wall and chairs along the walls with…

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

I went to Jags after work...

I went to Jags after work on a Thursday and it was crowded, I could not even get a table. So I went to the bar area and asked for some ice and I…

7th Heaven

Conshohocken, Pennsylvania

7th Heaven looks like a hole...

7th Heaven looks like a hole in the wall from the outside and it barely lives up to that reputation on the inside. The club is small, dark, and smells of stale cigarette smoke.…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

We took my buddy here for...

We took my buddy here for his bachelor party earlier this year. It was a $20 cover, but it was well worth it. Girls were very hot and knew how to put on…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

I don't know if I just...

I don't know if I just got lucky the time I went here, but I had the best lap dance of my entire life here. The girls are certainly not the hottest girls in…

Southern X-Posure Downtown

Salt Lake City, Utah

I was in Salt Lake City...

I was in Salt Lake City on a business trip and decided to drop by. The club is on the outskirts north of downtown. The cover was $15 to get in. Sodas are free, but…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Had to stop at one of...

Had to stop at one of my favorite clubs while passing thru Detroit. Wow.....lots of dancers...21 I was told and partially because Flight club is closed for the weekend to get the Casino finished.…

Chez Diane

Saint-Jean-sur-Richelieu, Quebec

Last time there about 10 dancers....

Last time there about 10 dancers. The atmosphere was average like usual lets say discreet and quiet. The barmaid was pretty decent that night, but she was always busy talking with the doorman. Most of…

Private Dancer

Columbus, Ohio

Not a bad place. Dancers ask...

Not a bad place. Dancers ask for tips after they dance is only bad part. FULLY NUDE though. I don't feel like it's in too bad of an area, the place is located not too…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

I had not been to Cheaters...

I had not been to Cheaters in a long time. 10 years to be approximate. The club hasn't changed too much. Same set up exept the back room where private dances were held is now…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

This is one of my HotList...

This is one of my HotList Clubs. I've been coming here on my visits to Las Vegas since it was Penthouse. This last trip I noticed it had some minor renovations but most…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

went there on a tuesday evening,...

went there on a tuesday evening, things are unusually quiet according to the dancers. basically everyone else's review is correct, there will be a stage in the middle of the bar and three girls will…

The VIP Room

Phoenix, Arizona

So I've been to my share...

So I've been to my share of clubs in the Phoenix Metro area over the past 10 years or so. I've learned a lot, but I just I am somewhat naive when it comes to…

Kc Lounge

Riverside, Ohio

Girls dance on the bar. ...

Girls dance on the bar. They start on a center stage out of arm length and do two dances. They then move to the bar where people drink to dance a little and…

Fox's Den

Brook Park, Ohio

I visited here a week ago....

I visited here a week ago. I've visited several times in the past and the girls as stated by one of the recent reviews were a lot more out going. This was my…

Emerald Club

Knoxville, Tennessee

Just got home from one of...

Just got home from one of my "old stomping grounds," as it were. My expectations are generally low for this club, so it was actually a decent night. Granted some of the customer that came…

Dollhouse Gentlemen's Club

Killeen, Texas

Stopped by during a bored friday...

Stopped by during a bored friday in killeen. Stepped in, and the club itself is the cleanest in killen. the rest of the clubs in killeen reek of mold. I had one drink, no one…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Bogarts is changing. In some ways...

Bogarts is changing. In some ways good, others, not so good. I came back to Detroit to take care of some business and arranged to meet fellow TUSCL guy, farmerart here. farmerart is cool,…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

Been about 6 or 7...

Been about 6 or 7 months since my last visit. Place was not very crowded. Most of the dancers were above average in the looks department. Their stage attitude was very disappointing. Only 1…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Visited Cheetah's on April Fools, tons...

Visited Cheetah's on April Fools, tons of girls and they were hot. My suggestion for those who like to have some alcohol in his or her system while at a club, go next door to…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

My wife and i made a...

My wife and i made a visit to the Sundowner a few weeks ago. This is such a great club. We got their at 9 by cab, and each payed a 5 dollar…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

Went on Monday around 2pm, admission...

Went on Monday around 2pm, admission was $5. Drinks 2 for 1, 2 beers for $5.50 not too shabby. Seemed to be 5-7 dancers and about the same number of patrons. I didn't stay long…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Either many girls have quit, or...

Either many girls have quit, or many more men started to come in, or I just went on a bad weekend. Normally Saturday afternoons have more girls than men but this time was different.…

Ultra Gentlemen's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

I had the BEST experience at...

I had the BEST experience at T's. After reading all the reviews on tuscl about WPB clubs, I decided on T's, and I'm so glad I did. Overall, the club was very chill. Great music,…

The Border Gentlemen's Club

Morrisville, Pennsylvania

This place continues to slide downhill,...

This place continues to slide downhill, brought on mostly by bottom feeding staff overseeing the lap dance room. There is a small wormlike dude who now works at night, who intentionally miscounts dances…

Dream Girls

Lake Station, Indiana

Stopped by on a Saturday evening....

Stopped by on a Saturday evening. The DJ was not the greatest and the selection of music was insipid. The quality of the girls was very good with several girls with nice bodies…

Stars Cabaret Bridgeport

Portland, Oregon

Went there on a Monday evening...

Went there on a Monday evening with some friends. 5 dollar cover charge at the door. Free prime rib with your cover on Mondays nights at this Stars location. This deal cant be beat. you…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I have been to the Orchid...

I have been to the Orchid many times over the years and it has changed a lot over the years. It is not a top-flight club nor does it try to be. The bar changed…

Heart Breakers

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

I felt it was only fair...

I felt it was only fair to go back on a "busy" night and see how the experience rates. This was Friday and overall, I was much less-impressed than on my previous Sunday night…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

over the years i have been...

over the years i have been to quite a few strip clubs. if you want to go to a place that has scores strip club type of stripper looks who provide lap dances then this…

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Louis 'Shovelhead' Garrett makes a quilt out of donated panties

​A man in eastern Missouri has turned his appreciation for women's underpants into a quilt to keep warm all through the night. Louis Garrett, of Louisiana, Missouri, told the Hannibal Courier-Post about his bizarre hobby, explaining that he only started…

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Fake massage parlor inspector demands rubdown

NEWPORT BEACH, Calif. -- A California man is charged with demanding a rubdown and $200 while pretending to be a massage parlor inspector. Orange County prosecutors charged Edward Justin LaPorte with felony burglary and misdemeanor counts of impersonating a peace officer…

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Customer Gets Upset When Stripper Shows Up With Bouncer

Omaha, NE - When the stripper he'd hired to dance for him showed up with a bouncer, the 26-year-old became angry. According to police reports, Bradley Janisch ordered the dancer and her bouncer to leave, then followed them and took…

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Got them pregnant!

I know that vincemicheals knows my faves, "C" and "G". I found out today they were both pregnant and they say from me. Not sure what to do, but I have thought about skipping town. Being pro-life, I can have…

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Does sex make you sick?

1 in 100 Men May Be Allergic to Their Own Semen Published April 01, 2011 | FoxNews.com Imagine becoming physically ill every time you have an orgasm. You'd never want to have sex. Some medical researchers believe 1 in 100 men may…

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Contaminated Drinks

I just found out that the drinks in many strip clubs contain dihydrogen monoxide. You should not buy any drinks until you are sure that this chemical is not present. Thousands of people die from dihydrogen monoxide…

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Least favorite stripper tattoo location?

I do not understand why so many strippers LOVE tattoos. I'm not repulsed by tats, but I'd much prefer a woman with none. When women get tattoos on their tummies, it turns me off. One dancer I've seen had some…

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Did a bill board ever intice you to a satrip club?

Many years ago one in Memphis led me to the Platinum Plus. Times are a changing. New Law Limits Signs for Adult Entertainment Updated: Friday, 01 Apr 2011, 8:40 AM EDT Published : Friday, 01 Apr 2011, 8:40 AM EDT myFOXDetroit.com Staff LANSING, Mich. -…

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It All Starts Tonight

The NCAA Final Four and the PGA Championship are in Houston this weekend. The PGA started up on Thursday, and three of the final four teams arrived on Wednesday. I imagine that some out of city or out of state…

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Sasha Grey- Author ?

Adult actress Sasha Grey—who took her stage name from Oscar Wilde's “The Portrait of Dorian Gray”—has been described as “the thinking man's porn star.” So to satisfy her cerebral fans, the multiple AVN award-winner…

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Chicago Cops Removed From Force Over Alleged Strip Poker Game, Sexual Assault

Two Chicago police officers were relieved of their duties pending an investigation over allegations that they sexually assaulted a woman after a game of strip poker. According to a police report, the cops first noticed a 22-year-old woman on a sidewalk…

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Strip Club Lessons in Democracy

The good ole US of A is in dire straits. Not a bushel full of President Obamas or a harem full of Sarah Palins can get us out of this mess, only we can. The problem is we have become…

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Top 10 Qualities for an ATF

I was thinking about the qualities I look for in an ATF. These are the top 10 qualities I feel she should have. 1. Sense of humor 2. Intelligence 3. Sincere 4. Kind 5. Honest 6. Thrifty 7.…

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Nicki Minaj -- Big Booty Lap Dance for Lil Wayne

must be a magician ... because she made Lil Wayne's entire head disappear last night ... when she sat him down for a badonka-licious lap dance during their concert in New York. Moments before Nicki grinded on Weezy for all…

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Cal-OSHA Fines Hustler Video $14K for Not Using Condoms

LOS ANGELES—The California Division of Occupational Safety and Health (Cal-OSHA) has fined Hustler Video $14,175 for failing to use condoms in its productions. According to the citation issued to Hustler Video and obtained by AVN, Cal-OSHA cites three violations, in which…

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POP's new avatar...

I hope she's charging for that much groping!

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VCG Holding Corp. Announces 2010 Fourth Quarter And Full Year Financial Results

2010 Financial Results Overview Q4 revenue of $13.6 million; FY 2010 revenue of $55.3 million Q4 operating income of $1.7 million; FY 2010 operating income of $5.6 million Q4 net income from continuing operations of $0.8 million, or $0.04 per share; FY 2010…

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Detroit police: 3 men robbed strip club out of need

Three men accused of robbing a Detroit strip club told officers they did it because they needed the money, police said Wednesday. One of the men -- a former football player for Kentucky State University -- also is charged in connection…

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If people didn't care about sex...

...and people did not feel sexual attraction, do you guys think males and females would interact with each other on the scale that they do? My pesonal opinion is that we would be like 3rd graders on the playground; with boys…

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2 arrested on sex charges at car wash

Gastonia police say the man and woman they found at the Super Clean Car Wash late Tuesday night weren't there just to clean the car. Police arrested Kimberly June Poteat, 26, and Christopher Steven Andrews, 43, each of Gastonia, on prostitution…

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Nature's Viagra: Saffron, Ginseng Named Best Natural Aphrodisiacs

Want to spice up your sex life? Try adding these natural aphrodisiacs to your next meal. Sorry, chocoholics: after extensive, stringent review, researchers have just declared saffron and ginseng as the two most potent natural aphrodisiacs. A team of scientists from…

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YOUR ATF

How often do any of u go to see your atf? Once a week, once a month, once every two weeks etc etc etc.

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Do I Have a Porn Problem?

I'm worried about my mental health. I don't much care for porn! I would rather watch a real woman dance around on stage in clothes than watch a moving image of a naked woman. (It should go without saying that…

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Now I see what's the All Time Favorite topic here!

That is "Ask your ATF OTC". No double. Period! But any time it's still a pleasure to read all the responses. Love it. Really my ATF here @ TUSCL.net

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DANCER VOICE

ever had a dancer whose voice was a major turn off? met dancer in Florida last week that was at high 9. great legs, perfect ass and to die for boobs. stage show was hot, but when she…

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Wasn't Porky's More Humane?

"Big Daddy's • New Orleans, Louisiana • March 29, 2011 Visited on: Saturday After Midnight • Dancers on Shift: 11-25 Ratings: Physical Club: 1 • Dancer Quality: 5 • Dollar Value: 1 This place is a TOTAL RIPOFF! Stay…

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Male bartenders/waiters at a strip club

Just wondering what do you guys think of male wait staff at a strip club? Do you turn around and walk out when you see a male bartender? I think it is usually a bad sign when you…

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AVNS Inc. Issues Voluntary Recall of The Best Enhancer

Manufacturer failed to list ingredient on product label Posted Mar 29th, 2011 11:41 AM PARAMOUNT, Calif.—AVNS Inc. announced today it is voluntarily recalling The Best Enhancement Supplement. AVNS Inc is conducting a voluntary recall after being informed by its manufacturer, Drive Total…

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Asking about OTC

So I'm looking at asking a girl about meeting her OTC, I was wondering if anyone had any suggestions on doing this? I'm not worried about this girl running to the bouncer (as I saw in another thread), but I…

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Dancer Earnings

I've always wondered just how much of a cut the club gets out of a dancer's earnings. For instance, a $20 lap dance, on average, how much does the club get from this? I realize it varies per club, but…

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My Darkest Days - Porn Star Dancing

A rock song about strippers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2Fnet0y9Ts “‎Porn Star Dancing” became the 60th most downloaded video in iTunes history.

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ATMs in Clubs

I was reading the article about how strip clubs don't get it and wanted to add another aspect. I was in a club last week pondering ways clubs could do better. (Yes, I was not having a great…

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Fiesta Bowl CEO John Junker Fired; Allegations Include Using Money For Strip Clu

The Fiesta Bowl has fired CEO John Junker after a report by the Bowl's oversight committee found evidence of lavish spending, political dealings well beyond the scope of a non-profit organization, and inappropriate political donations made by employees of the…

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Birdman Reportedly Spends $50K at Strip Club

Birdman reportedly dropped 50 stacks at a New York strip club earlier this week. Cash Money empresario Birdman is hardly a stranger to dropping large sums of cash at a single time. Now, the former Big Tymer is making headlines for…

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N.o F.un L.eague

With the NFL (No Fun League) living up to its name with the lock out, at least theres till some place that keeps the fun in football. The LFL. (http://www.lflus.com). I wouldn't mind having all the players on my…

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Screw My Wife Or Go Directly To Jail

A Winnipeg lawyer accused of pressuring a client to have sex with his wife – a woman who is now a Manitoba judge – has pleaded guilty to three counts of professional misconduct. Jack King was accused of trying to coerce…

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Dancers that resemble porn stars?

Dancer rejoins me after her tip walk. Points a guy out to me. "See that guy? He said I looked like Sara Jay. Do you know who that is?" I told her I wasn't sure, but it…

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What do you prefer?

I am a dancer but I want to know what men prefer....so I have a few questions? Poll tricks or not? Booty dancing or slow and sensual? Talkative dancers or straight to the point? Is drinking or smoking a turn off? Lingere or bikinis or

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I miss the top 100 list.

Founder, I already miss being able to see the entire top 100 list on one page. I use the top 100 list to find other top clubs or top areas for road trips. I do like the changes you have been…

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Defining 1-10

Ever read a review of a place that ranked the girls much different than how you rated it? I just did. We saw the same girls but ranked them much differently either due to different tastes or different…

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Police: Woman Hid 54 Bags of Heroin, Money in Her Vagina

Authorities in Pennsylvania arrested a 27-year-old woman who they say hid more than 100 items -- including 54 bags of heroin and loose change -- in her vagina. Investigators took Karin Mackaliunas into custody last weekend after she was involved in…

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An honest stripper?

I was down to my last dollar bill, so I had pulled out a $20, intending to get change from the bartender next time she came by. Meanwhile I went to the stage to tip this dancer I had…

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Buying dancers meals

My meeting ended much earlier than I'd planned, so I ended up at the club just after they opened at noon. I decided to have some lunch, and invited a fav to join me. I enjoy having a…

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Hugs

Hugs from dancers are a good thing (usually). Some of my favorites: - The arms thrown around the neck hug (usually accompanied by a kiss on the cheek) - The full body, arms around the shoulders hug - The sly, sideways, arms…

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LD Rules By State

Noticed there were no articles or anything regarding mileage by state. I know some areas (Atlanta) are hands off and feature nude dancers. Some cities have only air dances. Other areas you can touch as you want freely. Even other…

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Ron de Jeremy, the official rum of Ron Jeremy

Ron Jeremy's been around for a while. He's fucked a lot of people. He's formed an unlikely friendship with Tammy Faye. He's even worked with POPPORN (which is the true measure of a successful life, from what I'm told by…

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Vernon Police: Exotic Dancer Hits Patron With Beer Mug

VERNON A stripper who became angry that a patron was taking pictures of her while she was dancing was arrested early Monday after she smashed a beer mug on a man's head, police said. Teonna Jean Rogers, 28, of Clark Street…

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The Latest from "College Candy" ...

I suspect after my debut of their material here, many are going to be perpeptually entertained by their gossip site... "CollegeCandy Exclusive: I Know Megan Levant, Charlie Sheen's Newest Goddess By Anonymous • 4 days ago Posted in Buzz, Entertainment, HaHa You know what…

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Attractive Asian strippers

Is it just me or does it seem like finding a hot Asian dancer is a total lost cause? I've seen my share of Asian strippers across different clubs but they are ALWAYS the fresh off the boat types...no ass,…

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New Website (for Detroit)

http://lemonadedetroit.com/

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I Smell A Shill

looks like an advertisement more than a review. agree? then flag it! ;) http://www.tuscl.net/u-r.php?UID=2BBD0C5E0DAFD259A369694114CD5BDB

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Elizabeth Taylor - R.I.P.

For a kid growing up in the 50s and reaching puberty in the early 60s Elizabeth Taylor was right up there in my juvenile teen-age jerk-off fantasies. Her sweltering sex appeal tormented me for a few agonizing years until I…

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Friend Finder, Ashley Madison, Fling, etc.

I posted a topic several months ago about Ashley Madison, and someone else was asking about the "friend finder" sites about a month ago. I think I have definitive proof that these sites are 80% bogus. I belonged…

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I have what?

I had this conversation earlier this evening. Her: You have huge balls. Me: (Distracted from the job she was doing quite well) What? Her: You have the biggest balls I've ever seen. I can usually fit both of them into my…

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Facebook of Sex Ad

I don't know if any (or all) of you are seeing the banner page ad for Facebook of Sex at the top of this page, but there's a pic in the banner of a girl gettin' fucked in a bathtub.…

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Hairy Knee Caps,Yeast Infection Grind, and Walking on the ceiling

Where the hell do I begin? Took clients out on business last evening. Got some dances and as I was caressing the gals legs.... Hairy knee caps, wondering if the gals forget to shave them? Next off the visit is…

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Strip Club Keeps Low Profile During First Year

GRAND JUNCTION, Colo. -- It's been eight months since Grand Junction's only strip club opened its doors. Police have paid Fantasy more than 100 visits since then. "When the business first opened we were working directly with the owners," says Grand…

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Police raid gentlemen's club

Six search warrants executed for drug distribution Updated: Friday, 25 Mar 2011, 11:35 PM EDT Published : Friday, 25 Mar 2011, 9:36 PM EDT VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. (WAVY) - Police executed six search warrants regarding drug distribution occurring inside Atlantis Gentlemen's Club in…

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Stripper Kicks Back At Strip Clubs Over Illegal Kickbacks

There's a cliche in movies (and certain, uh, adult films) that many strippers are actually empowered women trying to pay their way through graduate school. Scoff if you will, but considering how many strippers have successfully sued the city or…

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Black Balled at the Club

This topic is for "a friend" - not myself... At a certain club, there's a girl that is notorious for extras. My friend has been spendin' ITC time with her lately. With no privacy at the club, it's obvious…

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Spies at the Club

This seems to be a trend lately... it recently happened to me and also happened to a fellow TUSCL "lurker" (a reader but non poster) that I know at the same club. Has this happened to anyone else? I've been…

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Best Clubs in DC/MD For Mileage & Extras?

What are the best clubs in the DC/Baltimore/MD area for mileage and extras?

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Searching "TUSCL" on Alta Vista

The first return is for the site. The second is this: "The Discussion Board steve229 • Man, I was jonesing when TUSCL was off-line. I can stand a break from the actual clubs, but I need my TUSCL…