Contaminated Drinks

22 comments

• hornyhobbit

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  13 years ago

  I have always been told that either alcohol or naked women will cancel the evil effects of dyhadrogen monoxide.
• Fenster

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  13 years ago

  That's a vicious chemical that has NO place in the human body. If the government truly cared about us, they would have banned it years ago.
• Drippy

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  13 years ago

  I always stay away from stuff. Fish fuck in it.
• rickdugan

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  13 years ago

  In Queens almost every club adds this horrible chemical to their liquor bottles in copious quantities. As a drinker of straight Jack, I am convinced that this should be a jailable offense.
• Realist123

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  13 years ago

  Call me stupid but I've just never heard of this chemical before, what is this, what purpose does it serve for putting in alcohol, and how can you tell if they use it or not?
• looneylarry

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  13 years ago

  Hey, now wait a minute, isn't that. . .
• CTQWERTY

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  13 years ago

  Yeah well in Detroit I got charged $9 for a bottle of the stuff (and evidently it didn't do it's reputed job either!)
• Gossage54

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  13 years ago

  Amazing I'm still alive. I'm curious what exactly it is, why they use and why specifically strips use it and not regular bars.
• scatterbrain

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  13 years ago

  There truly is one born every minute...isn't there fenster,drippy, looneylarry (apparently the only enlightened ones here)?
• scatterbrain

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  13 years ago

  Sorry jackslash, you're probably in the enlightened group too. Assuming the sarcasm in your OP.
• remihime

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  13 years ago

  Yes, it seems the only way to avoid dihydrogen monoxide in your drinks is to order a drink that contains 100% alcohol.
• steve229

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  13 years ago

  Hey, isn't that what killed Dean Martin when someone slipped into his drink?
• samsung1

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  13 years ago

  stick to the bottled beers and water if you worry about this maybe.
• samsung1

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  13 years ago

  Another good april fool's joke would have been to fill up the top ten list with OHIO strip clubs lol
• clamheart

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  13 years ago

  Supposedly W. C. Fields responded to some woman's question about whether he ever put that stuff in his drinks by saying, "Madam, fish piss in that stuff". In fact he's right. Freshwater fish piss about 200-400 ml/kg/day. The low number would be the equivalent of a 160 lb man pissing about 15 liters/day. As it is, most of us piss about 1.5 L/day -- at least until we get to a SC and drink buckets of beer. If we were those fish, we'd have very little time to enjoy pussy...
• RocStarsky

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  13 years ago

  i will make sure to stick with pre-packaged container beverages.
• Clubber

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  13 years ago

  To be safe, I went to the store to get some powered water instead. Couldn't find any. Must be a shortage now!
• Columbo

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  13 years ago

  "To be safe, I went to the store to get some powered water instead. Couldn't find any. Must be a shortage now!" Try looking for instant water instead.
• rl27

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  13 years ago

  Oh yeah got to avoid that H2O.
• Clubber

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  13 years ago

  Columbo, Excellent idea! I did find microwave water in another store, but it was way to "pricey'.
• vincemichaels

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  13 years ago

  Come up to Detroit and try some frozen dihydrogen monoxide. There is a pile of the stuff outside my window as I speak. It's not yellow (LOL) and looked tasty.
• mmdv26

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  13 years ago

  For the most part, I think we're over-reacting to dihydrogen monoxide. The only real danger for humans is inhaling it in large concentrations.