I have what?
georgmicrodong
Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
Her: You have huge balls.
Me: (Distracted from the job she was doing quite well) What?
Her: You have the biggest balls I've ever seen. I can usually fit both of them into my mouth at once, but I can only fit one of yours at a time.
Me: Uh, OK.
I suppose it's *something* anyway...
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You, george, have a micro-brain, a micro-dick, and, generally, no life.
It becomes tiresome to hear girls complain about getting clubbed in the head when they try to lick my balls - one even got a concussion. Nevermind the girls that whine about how hard it is to keep their balance well enough to lick my balls when they need to use both hands to hold the pole up and out of the way.
I guess we each have our own cross to bear
For that mattOr how about when thye complain that they have trouble even keeping enugh balance to lick my balls
rick: I suppose I could wish I had that problem, but somehow, I can't bring myself to do so. :)