Do I Have a Porn Problem?

EarlTee
Horny old bastard.
I'm worried about my mental health. I don't much care for porn! I would rather watch a real woman dance around on stage in clothes than watch a moving image of a naked woman. (It should go without saying that I'd rather fuck a real woman than jerk off watching a movie.) I can't name a single porn star from the last 10 years, maybe 20. How unusual is that? Anyone else?

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dudeanonymous
14 years ago
Not unusual to me. Porn mostly bores me. Most of what I've seen produced in the last 10 years ultimately boils down to males on steriods jerking off over the faces of bored looking girls. I'd rather have a LD any day, even a relatively tame one. Or see real flesh on stage.
georgmicrodong
14 years ago
No big deal, Earl. I'm much the same way. Professesional porn holds almost no interest for me, either. (Real) Amateur porn can be interesting, if the participants appear to be real, but live girls on stage right there in front of me, and in my lap later, win hands down over a mere movie.
Clubber
14 years ago
I'm pretty much with you, Earl.
sharkhunter
14 years ago
Pictures and moving images are only a substitute for the real thing. However wanting to see women with all their clothes on is kind of disturbing. If you're male and you're serious, you may want to seek help. Now if you get excited when the clothes come off, relax, you're ok.
lopaw
14 years ago
Porn (g/g only for me, thx) becomes Plan "C" when Plan "A" (real woman) or Plan "B" (stripclub visit) falls through.
sharkhunter
14 years ago
I'm usually only interested in watching movies if there is nothing else on and the girls are super hot. It always helps if they have fangs and look like sexy female vampires. If they seem to be watching me and talking to me like I saw one night, I seem to watch them on tv a little bit longer than a couple of minutes. (I'm not crazy, they are just talking to the tv camera.)
sinclair
14 years ago
I only like Dare Dorm.
looneylarry
14 years ago
lopaw, my plan "C" is to watch strippers crawl all over female customers.
SnakePlissken
14 years ago
You don't have a problem at all. Whatever you like is what you like, accept it and have fun.
TommyMoney
14 years ago
Love the idea of _Dare Dorm_, but after several viewings grew bored of its dithery execution and tameness. Pink Visual's college stuff is much better.

Disagree with the underlying premise put forth here, as strip clubbing and porn viewing are two different activities. Obviously one can enjoy one and not the other -- why would that be unusual or surprising? How many people love football but couldn't care less for hockey? Just because things fall within a certain 'genre', it doesn't mean there's an inherent connection between the two other than that genre.

As for me, I love both 'football' and 'hockey', and if I started typing all the porn stars I'm familiar with in the last 10 years, I'd crash TUSCL due to bandwidth usage.

p.s. Actually, forget about all the shit I just wrote: You, dude, have a MAJOR PROBLEM.
RocStarsky
14 years ago
I don't think its a problem at all and I don't think its unusual to not enjoying porn. Let me ask you, Earl, have you been watching porn in low quality? When I first bought my bluray porn movie for the first time and played it through a HDTV, i was amazed! That kind of revived the excitment I had when i first watched porn in my teens. Now porn studio are producing movies in another dimension, 3D! I first saw a 3D porn movie using the glasses at an adult convention and I didn't really had much to say on it. I didn't enjoy it. Although it 3D in the porn industry is currently at its beginning stages. It could improve.
Dudester
14 years ago
What I like about early 80's porn is there's a plot line and a seduction before the sex starts. Today's porn, they're already naked, little to no discussion, and just sex.
steve229
14 years ago
Hard to find good cheerleader porn.
txtittyfan
14 years ago
Nothing unusual about preferring women in the flesh, rather than in a movie.
EarlTee
14 years ago
RocStarsky:

No, never seen Blu-ray/HD porn. Makes the pimples and stubble clearer, no?
shadowcat
14 years ago
Well, if you are into porn, I reccommend xnxx.com. Totally free. Claims to have 719,017 videos. Something for every taste.
lopaw
14 years ago
looneylarry-

in that case - you'd have a field day following me around!
mrsunglasses
14 years ago
I consider them complimentary. While I prefer the clubs, I don't have the time or money to go daily, while the porn is free and always available. They each fill in the gaps left by the other.
mrsunglasses
14 years ago
Anyway, you don't have a problem......everyone has their own preferences.
RocStarsky
14 years ago
Earl: Hah. yes everything is much clearer and zoomed in including the blemishes.
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