Ron de Jeremy, the official rum of Ron Jeremy

Ron Jeremy's been around for a while. He's fucked a lot of people. He's formed an unlikely friendship with Tammy Faye. He's even worked with POPPORN (which is the true measure of a successful life, from what I'm told by my inner demons while I cry myself to sleep each night). And now, in what seems like a both incomprehensible and entirely natural move (at the same time), he's apparently moved into the alcohol business. How about that? Yes, it's true. You will soon be able to get hammered fuckin' drunk on Ron de Jeremy, the official rum of Ronald Jeremy Hyatt, also known as Ron Jeremy, aka the Hedgehog (though I personally think he should be renamed the eagle). It makes sense if you think about it. According to one of the promo videos this flavorful booze has produced, “Ron” means “rum” in Spanish. Therefore, it makes total sense that Ron should move into the booze business. I mean, he's not seen too often in porno movies these days, and a lot of people feel thankful for that. Sure, he still shows up from time to time, but it's often a role that doesn't involve him sticking his ween into somebody. Sure, the guy's been doing porn for longer than many can remember and he's still certainly able to stand up next to the viagra-fueled cocksmen of today, but as a gentlemen gets further along in age, his appeal can tend to be whittled down to a specific niche. While the industry certainly has more patience for men's age than women's, Ron's getting pretty close to 60 years old and will soon be relegated to naught more than “creepy old man” porn. Personally, I'm not too into watching the dude's exploits and would much rather support this pillar of the industry through the destruction of my liver. As with the recent Vivid booze that debuted a few weeks back, Ron de Jeremy promises to be the finest caliber of alcohol that money can buy. It's well-balanced, carefully-aged and has a pleasing amber color, all of which really doesn't men too much of anything to a guy like me. I don't know fuck-all about rum except that when I drink enough of it, I become goddamned hilarious and I fall down in the street a lot. Ron de Jeremy is currently available in a limited, numbered series. Which means only fuckin' bigwigs can crack it open and chug it. Are you one of them? If so, you may purchase it here for only thirty fuckin' bucks. Heck, I can even afford that. Although I'd prefer if one of you bought a case or so and had it shipped to the POPPORN offices. In fact, if anybody sends us a case, I promise that we'll make a really great video of us all getting hammered as fuck and we'll post it to our site so you can see how much we enjoyed it. [view link] - you tube add for ron rum Centerfold Strips Entertainment Tel:877-427-8747 We Bring The Strip Club To You! Email [view link] Web [view link] Twitter [view link] Blog [view link]