Got them pregnant!

April Fools!

Have sex with them daily. LOL, they can't get anymore pregnant. That is of course if this wasn't an April Fools prank as sinclair notes.

Well, vm, this IS the day! :) BTW, "C" is back to texting me.

I just read their respective websites. You're booked for Maury AND Springer. NICE.

DNA test as soon as possible and then tell us we're April Fool's for falling for this scam.

Tommy,

Not yet, I have to relocate to a trailer park, loose some teeth, get a few tattoos, gain 150 lbs., and grow a mullet.

Day for what, "C" and "G" giving birth???? LOL

"Not yet, I have to relocate to a trailer park, loose some teeth, get a few tattoos, gain 150 lbs., and grow a mullet."

Ah, hear ya... and you're right, there are prerequisites for those fine shows.

The good news from my perspective is all I'd have to do is get two strippers pregnant.

Well, anything is possible so I didn't want to assume that this was an April fools...

There are those of us who still sit, from time to time, with the cold sweats hoping that "the call" never comes in, LOL. Sometimes what seems like a great idea with a belly full of booze and a cock full of lead turns out not to have been the best move in the light of the following morning. ;)

vm,

I am going to have to at least go through the motions of getting them pregnant. "G" would be a lot easier, if I could only talk to her. AND you were little help! :)

Let me know when you are back down this way.

It was just last year (or maybe the year before?) when a dancer tried that trick on me for real. Given my surgical history, it was more funny than anything else. Put aside your squeamishness, rick, and get snipped. You won't miss the cold sweats. :))

HAHAHAHAHA, I've told you before, Clubber. They speak too fast. Take a language course, you'll see. Just because I have a solid grip of the language doesn't mean I can always understand what they are speaking TAN RAPIDAMENTE !!!

Here are the 3 basic phrases that you must have to converse in spanish.

1. Da me uno mas cerveza.
2. Donde es el bano?
3. Te quiero mucho.

sc,

Beer, restroom, and a lot. Other than that, I am out of luck.

Expensive ass lap dance with future college tuition costs to come

you forgot cuanto cuesta por la noche?

dude,

"as much as slope at night"?

Find the longest set of stairs in the strip club and let gravity do the rest.