Got them pregnant!

18 comments

• sinclair

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  13 years ago

  April Fools!
• vincemichaels

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  13 years ago

  Have sex with them daily. LOL, they can't get anymore pregnant. That is of course if this wasn't an April Fools prank as sinclair notes.
• Clubber

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  13 years ago

  Well, vm, this IS the day! :) BTW, "C" is back to texting me.
• TommyMoney

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  13 years ago

  I just read their respective websites. You're booked for Maury AND Springer. NICE.
• SuperDude

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  13 years ago

  DNA test as soon as possible and then tell us we're April Fool's for falling for this scam.
• Clubber

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  13 years ago

  Tommy, Not yet, I have to relocate to a trailer park, loose some teeth, get a few tattoos, gain 150 lbs., and grow a mullet.
• vincemichaels

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  13 years ago

  Day for what, "C" and "G" giving birth???? LOL
• TommyMoney

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  13 years ago

  "Not yet, I have to relocate to a trailer park, loose some teeth, get a few tattoos, gain 150 lbs., and grow a mullet." **************************************************************** Ah, hear ya... and you're right, there are prerequisites for those fine shows. The good news from my perspective is all I'd have to do is get two strippers pregnant.
• rickdugan

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  13 years ago

  Well, anything is possible so I didn't want to assume that this was an April fools... There are those of us who still sit, from time to time, with the cold sweats hoping that "the call" never comes in, LOL. Sometimes what seems like a great idea with a belly full of booze and a cock full of lead turns out not to have been the best move in the light of the following morning. ;)
• Clubber

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  13 years ago

  vm, I am going to have to at least go through the motions of getting them pregnant. "G" would be a lot easier, if I could only talk to her. AND you were little help! :) Let me know when you are back down this way.
• georgmicrodong

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  13 years ago

  It was just last year (or maybe the year before?) when a dancer tried that trick on me for real. Given my surgical history, it was more funny than anything else. Put aside your squeamishness, rick, and get snipped. You won't miss the cold sweats. :))
• vincemichaels

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  13 years ago

  HAHAHAHAHA, I've told you before, Clubber. They speak too fast. Take a language course, you'll see. Just because I have a solid grip of the language doesn't mean I can always understand what they are speaking TAN RAPIDAMENTE !!!
• shadowcat

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  13 years ago

  Here are the 3 basic phrases that you must have to converse in spanish. 1) Da me uno mas cerveza. 2) Donde es el bano? 3) Te quiero mucho.
• Clubber

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  13 years ago

  sc, Beer, restroom, and a lot. Other than that, I am out of luck.
• gatorfan

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  13 years ago

  Expensive ass lap dance with future college tuition costs to come
• bigdude012

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  13 years ago

  you forgot cuanto cuesta por la noche?
• Clubber

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  13 years ago

  dude, "as much as slope at night"?
• SnakePlissken

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  13 years ago

  Find the longest set of stairs in the strip club and let gravity do the rest.