Emerald Club
6302 Clinton Hwy Knoxville, TN 37912

Just got home from one of...

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quicknight
Apr 2, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

Just got home from one of my "old stomping grounds," as it were. My expectations are generally low for this club, so it was actually a decent night. Granted some of the customer that came in were hotter than MOST of the dancers. (In all fairness, these customers were "dimes" and exceptionally fine, probably college students from UT, I presume). But there were one or two standouts. There was a cute petite blonde whose name I didn't catch, but I think the black girl, Porche, was probably the hottest, and apparently the most popular. Her cinanamon lithe body had the beauty and agility of a jungle cat. (She can pounce on me anytime!) She gave a great stage show, working the pole and everything. However, she wasn't conceited like a lot of headliners I've encountered and even asked me for an [overpriced at $40 with no touching allowed] VIP, which I politely declined, though I did "make it rain" when she got onstage for about $25 worth. I was definitely tempted, though. Did I mention she was smokin', sizzlin' hot?

There were 2-3 other decent ones, but Vanessa is a very sweet girl who moved over from MTMs which I have frequented more than a couple of times. (I think I may have written a review on it, I can't remember. She came up and greeted me and also invited me for VIP, so I made it rain on her too! She's a sweetie, so I might have to admit her to my personal OTC Club!

I got there late, didn't stay long. The music kinda sucked with very few hip-hop songs playing. I'm not a huge rap/hip hop fan, but it seems appropriate for strip clubs since most of the songs are about strippers and are pretty graphic. Not saying they should play ONLY hop hop, just more than occasionally. I like the clubs that do a rock/pop song, then hip-hop for the second song, which Emerald usually does. I did hear a very interesting song by Lords of Acid called "Pussy" which was fun and enjoyable, but mostly rock/pop songs (I don't believe it's techincally hip-hop but I encourgage you to google for the official video or any version, for that matter, but I digress).

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