NEWPORT BEACH, Calif. -- A California man is charged with demanding a rubdown and $200 while pretending to be a massage parlor inspector.
Orange County prosecutors charged Edward Justin LaPorte with felony burglary and misdemeanor counts of impersonating a peace officer and firearm violations. The 47-year-old faces arraignment Friday in Newport Beach.
Investigators say LaPorte is a former police officer from Illinois. They say he was wearing a badge when he entered the Golden Spa massage parlor in Lake Forest on Jan. 31 and told the manager he was investigating a complaint.
Prosecutors say he then complained of back pain, and a masseuse gave him a back rub before LaPorte asked for a frontal massage, which was refused.
No phone listing could be found for LaPorte and court records don't list an attorney for him.
seattlepi.com
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last commentWhat a total dumbass. Hope he enjoys his time in the pokey and all the unpleasant things that come with it.
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I hope Bubba makes an intimate acquaintance with the pig's ass.
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Newport Beach is a very nice area. Maybe his scam worked in working class suburbs, but he definitely bit off too much trying his routine in Newport.
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Well, they always believe me in strip clubs when I tell them I'm a bikini inspector.
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Thing is, jackslash, you probably do a great job of acting. I am putting you in for an Oscar next year.
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They had to know he was full of shit his jacket read R.U.B. ME OFFicer
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