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Police: Woman Hid 54 Bags of Heroin, Money in Her Vagina

Monday, March 28, 2011 6:51 PM
Authorities in Pennsylvania arrested a 27-year-old woman who they say hid more than 100 items -- including 54 bags of heroin and loose change -- in her vagina. Investigators took Karin Mackaliunas into custody last weekend after she was involved in a motor vehicle crash, according to police in Scranton. Officers in nearby Dunmore heard about the accident and, suspecting that she had been involved in the recent burglary of a local inn, asked Scranton police to detain Mackaliunas for questioning. During a routine search, Scranton police Officer Nancy Baumann found three bags of heroin inside Mackaliunas' coat, records show. Baumann placed Mackaliunas in the back of the patrol car and was taking her to police headquarters when she noticed Mackaliunas fidgeting. The two women then got into a struggle, after which Mackaliunas asked to speak with another officer, whom she told she had "hidden more heroin in her vagina," according to the criminal complaint. Investigators took Mackaliunas to Community Medical Center for further examination, police said. Doctors there retrieved "up 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22" during a cavity search, according to the criminal complaint. Mackaliunas was jailed on $25,000 bail on charges of possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia and two counts of possession of a controlled substance, police said. She is expected to appear in court for a preliminary hearing sometime today. It is not clear whether she has an attorney. [view link]

15 comments

  • sinclair
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    13 years ago
  • CTQWERTY
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    13 years ago
    Did they check her rectum?
  • looneylarry
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    13 years ago
    They also found my car keys, a fudgesickle stick, a small space heater, an antique lamp, a tube of lube, a PRCA belt buckle, a Lakers championship ring, and a small immigrant stow-away.
  • mmdv26
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    13 years ago
    When a dancer pushes your hand away when you try to hide the finger, add "contents of purse in there" to the possible reasons why.
  • Gossage54
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    13 years ago
    A 1972 Chevy Vega in mint condition also popped out. Go figure.
  • SuperDude
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    13 years ago
    Anyone remember that old gymnasium dance "The Hokey Pokey?" The caller asked the dancers to begin dancing around a circle and "put one foot in." At the end of the dance, the caller asked you to "put your whole self in and take your whole self out, put your whole self in and shake it all about." That's sex with this woman.
  • bigdude012
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    13 years ago
    so that's where the tv remote went. seriously though, that's just nasty
  • TommyMoney
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    13 years ago
    If the cops hadn't stopped searching from exhaustion, they would've solved Earhart, Hoffa and Arsenio's career in one fell swoop.
  • jackslash
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    13 years ago
    "It is not clear whether she has an attorney." Just look in her ass.
  • vincemichaels
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    13 years ago
    MMMMMM, no wonder the boys always wanted to lick her pussy. A dance and a heroin buzz, in one take. LMAO
  • Dudester
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    13 years ago
    Help me find the keys to my 747 and I'll fly us out of here.
  • shadowcat
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    13 years ago
    Talk about loose pussy!!!
  • how
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    13 years ago
    Loose change?
  • sharkhunter
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    13 years ago
    Makes everyone feel much safer going on airplanes now that we all know how much can be hidden.
  • uscue13
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    13 years ago
    Seriously, 22 cents? That's a minimum of two dimes and two pennies. Why would you put that there? Unless most of these items were wrapped in some bigger bag, which makes the most sense. It would just be weird if she placed all this stuff in there one by one. 8.5 pills? Where did half a pill come from?
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