DANCER VOICE
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ever had a dancer whose voice was a major turn off? met dancer in Florida last week that was at high 9. great legs, perfect ass and to die for boobs. stage show was hot, but when she came over for a lap dance she sounded just like Fran Drescher (The Nanny) had very time getting past the New Jersey high pitch whine.
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last commentThe solution to that is to muffle her voice.
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Remember, she can't talk while she's sucking your dick.
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Yep, there was a local one like that, and her conversational skills seemed to be limited to asking "so, how are you tonight" over and over again. Fortunately, her other oral skills made bearing the brief conversation worth it.
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Tell her "Don't talk, just swallow."
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I've run into clones of "The Nanny" before at a couple of places. I've also been turned off by loud honking laughter.
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I like New Jersey accents.
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I know this doesn't really count, but is in the same vain. Dancers that can't speak ENGLISH IN THE US! Well, all except "G", since she makes up in other ways.
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Fake accents sometimes bother me. I understand you have the need to put on a persona to enhance the fantasy, but sometimes they lay it on so thick that I can't understand what they're trying to say over the loud music at a club. Having to say "What?" all the time is annoying.
At the same time, there are a number of women with accents I like getting dances from, so I'm kind of a hypocrite. But the ones I like, I can understand.
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You don't always have to talk very much to have a good time.
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On of my ATF's has a high, squeaky voice that she is very self-conscious about. But she is lovely and sweet and actually pretty bright, so I don't care.
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Wait, what...? People actually talk to the strippers? Her mouth shouldn't be empty and even so, I don't want to hear noise come out of it.
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My guess is Chase at the Inner Room. Great tits, hard pencil eraser nipples, and a mop of curly blonde hair. Talks great dirty shit into your ear while she tells you a great story about tying you down.
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So many strippers have that "little girl voice." What's up with that?
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bum: They assume, rightly in most cases, that the younger they appear, the more attractive they are.
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bum--The hottest stripper I've ever seen, at Mons Venus, had a little girl voice. It was kind of strange, since she had giant fake boobs and fake lips. So a pornstar body with a kid's voice.
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I can only remember one time that the voice overshadowed the looks...remember when supermodel Kathy Ireland first started acting?!
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