DANCER VOICE

16 comments

• shadowcat

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  13 years ago

  The solution to that is to muffle her voice.
• jackslash

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  13 years ago

  Remember, she can't talk while she's sucking your dick.
• georgmicrodong

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  13 years ago

  Yep, there was a local one like that, and her conversational skills seemed to be limited to asking "so, how are *you* tonight" over and over again. Fortunately, her other oral skills made bearing the brief conversation worth it.
• SuperDude

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  13 years ago

  Tell her "Don't talk, just swallow."
• dudeanonymous

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  13 years ago

  I've run into clones of "The Nanny" before at a couple of places. I've also been turned off by loud honking laughter.
• Lewis1975

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  13 years ago

  I like New Jersey accents.
• Clubber

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  13 years ago

  I know this doesn't really count, but is in the same vain. Dancers that can't speak ENGLISH IN THE US! Well, all except "G", since she makes up in other ways.
• AnonymousJim

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  13 years ago

  Fake accents sometimes bother me. I understand you have the need to put on a persona to enhance the fantasy, but sometimes they lay it on so thick that I can't understand what they're trying to say over the loud music at a club. Having to say "What?" all the time is annoying. At the same time, there are a number of women with accents I like getting dances from, so I'm kind of a hypocrite. But the ones I like, I can understand.
• sharkhunter

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  13 years ago

  You don't always have to talk very much to have a good time.
• DoctorDarby

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  13 years ago

  On of my ATF's has a high, squeaky voice that she is very self-conscious about. But she is lovely and sweet and actually pretty bright, so I don't care.
• Realist123

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  13 years ago

  Wait, what...? People actually talk to the strippers? Her mouth shouldn't be empty and even so, I don't want to hear noise come out of it.
• Skyrbuoy

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  13 years ago

  My guess is Chase at the Inner Room. Great tits, hard pencil eraser nipples, and a mop of curly blonde hair. Talks great dirty shit into your ear while she tells you a great story about tying you down.
• bumrubber

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  13 years ago

  So many strippers have that "little girl voice." What's up with that?
• georgmicrodong

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  13 years ago

  bum: They assume, rightly in most cases, that the younger they appear, the more attractive they are.
• potheadpl

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  13 years ago

  bum--The hottest stripper I've ever seen, at Mons Venus, had a little girl voice. It was kind of strange, since she had giant fake boobs and fake lips. So a pornstar body with a kid's voice.
• Prim0

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  13 years ago

  I can only remember one time that the voice overshadowed the looks...remember when supermodel Kathy Ireland first started acting?!