I don't get the chance to...

I don't get the chance to visit many clubs anymore so when I do, I like to get my moneys worth. So on a slow Saturday afternoon when I had 2 hours to kill I decided to spend my time at On the Border. It's well known around these parts that you get the most mileage here at On the Border (depending on the girl). When I found the girl that best suited my tastes I asked her how much a dance was. She told me it was $35 for a lap dance and if I wanted to tip her extra, I would be able to touch her anywhere except the crotch. So I gave her $45 and basically fondled her perfect ass the entire time.

Basically, tip them well and treat them with respect and they will take real good care of you here.