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Strip club shuttle driver picks up lost 4 year old

CAPE GIRARDEAU, MO (KFVS) - In his four years as shuttle driver for the Hush Puppy Saloon Strip Club, Shawn Heath says he's seen it all. "A lot of fights and comical stuff," said Heath. "A lot of drunk people." But he…

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Hong Kong is closed!

There was a shooting there Sunday morning at 5AM. Apparently a guy got kicked out then returned with a gun and killed the bouncer out front. I'm not sure if others were injured but I do not think so. The…

Teasers

Utica, New York

I went to Teasers the other...

I went to Teasers the other night around 7:30(lack of anything else to do). I paid the $5 cover charge and started talking to one of the strippers and then paid $30 to go upstairs…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I visited Ybor Strip on Friday....

I visited Ybor Strip on Friday. 11/19, at around 6 pm. I saw a few familiar faces, like Lexi, Monique, Joey, Tiki, and Heather. I also saw the return of Julia. Julia looks like she…

Classy Chassy

Indianapolis, Indiana

I heard about 2-for-$20 Tuesdays and...

I heard about 2-for-$20 Tuesdays and stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon to check things out. Classy Chassy is easy to find on S. Harding just north of the IN 37 exit off I-465.…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Our experience at Cafe Risque in...

Our experience at Cafe Risque in Micanopy, Florida was a roaring success! A word of caution: My wife and I are very new at the Strip Club experience so please keep that in…

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, Illinois

I find this club to be...

I find this club to be one of the best values around. Lap dances for $10 and cheap drinks with only a $5 cover. Always a wide selection of girls working. Girls…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Made another stop to the Hustler...

Made another stop to the Hustler club (actually several since my last review). It still tends to be hit or miss, but they definitely had their A team of girls out this past Friday…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I visited IR a few weeks...

I visited IR a few weeks ago and have been remiss in writing this review. I have always liked this place better than the other coastal clubs, because it I what it is: a strip…

Emerald Club

Knoxville, Tennessee

I was driving cross country and...

I was driving cross country and decided to stop at this club. There weren't many people in,but I think it was a weekday, so that's understandable. The girls there were nice and had good attitudes.…

Le Girls Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

This recent trip to Le Girls...

This recent trip to Le Girls was kinda disappointing to put it mildly. It was Saturday night and I haven't been there in a while so I thought, what the hell, I'll stop in for…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

Montclair, California

This place is underwhelming to say...

This place is underwhelming to say the least. It looks very worn out and run down, unfortunately.The small stage With the limited number of dancers and plentiful amount of dudes, it was a…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Made my first visit to the...

Made my first visit to the Cheetah on a Wednesday night from out of town. Compared to some places, the Cheetah's $10 cover is pretty reasonable, especially since when you enter after 10pm, there are…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Stopped by on Saturday night. Other...

Stopped by on Saturday night. Other reviewers have captured the vibe of his place very well - neighborhood bar feel with naked women. This visit was (thankfully) considerably less smoky than prior visits - perhaps…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Once again Bourbon Street does not...

Once again Bourbon Street does not disappoint. This place is one of the most consistent day in and day out. The women are absolutely fine. What I like is that they are…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

I dropped by on a recent...

I dropped by on a recent Saturday afternoon, and had a pretty pleasant time. The interior is very dimly lit, so it took a few minutes of stumbling around chairs to be able to…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I come here off and on....

I come here off and on. Overall pretty good quality of dancers, especially at night. On my visit there were about 20 dancers. I had a dance with Misty, who gives a nice grind. Nothing…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Had a very interesting visit here....

Had a very interesting visit here. Went for a nude dance with an attractive blonde dancer. She was very cute but the dance was only so-so. As we approached the individual booth that…

Cafe Rojo

Quito, Ecuador

café rojo is a nice place...

café rojo is a nice place to have a drink and look for some nice local asses. it worths the visit if you want something light like a lap dance or some sex, its located…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

I have wanted to see the...

I have wanted to see the daytime action at CG for a while, but never really had the chance on Friday (when they open at around noon). I finally had the time so here's what…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Nascar Weekend.... Why would i pick a...

Nascar Weekend.... Why would i pick a nascar weekend in Phoenix to get some free time on a Friday Afternoon for a strip club adventure? I did not give it any thought until i rolled into…

Gentlemen's Playground

Rocky Mount, North Carolina

Visited on a Friday night; got...

Visited on a Friday night; got there around 10:30. My favorite dancer, Nyomi, was not there. She was mourning the death of a close friend. Got dances with Jada, Nini, and one other girl. All…

Cheetah Club

Glendale, Wisconsin

I have visited the Cheetah Club...

I have visited the Cheetah Club several times over the year. My last visit was last Friday night around 10:00 PM. This is a club with all black dancers and an even mix of black…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Visited on a Friday afternoon. Club...

Visited on a Friday afternoon. Club was fairly busy. Didn't remember most of the dancers. Met a new one named Neomi, a very pretty black girl, with a great figure and good personality. Got several…

Gloria's Cantina Lounge

White Oak, Pennsylvania

the dancers were average except for...

the dancers were average except for whisper whom was the only one who actually looked like she should be dancing, all the other girls were drunk or on drugs. the bartenders are hotter than most…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club a few times and this was not my best visit. I just think the talent was really down because I went on Saturday afternoon, which was my fault.…

Platinum Dollz Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

Headed up to NJ for the...

Headed up to NJ for the weekend and decided to the check the site for recommendations. Platinum Dollz had the best reviews of the ones closest to where I was staying for a friend and…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

While on my St. Louis tour...

While on my St. Louis tour - flipped a coin after Hollywood, toss won by Kitty's. Parked in the decent lot with the $24.00/day rental - you guys were right - it's cheap than…

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, California

Stopped by on a Wed nite....

Stopped by on a Wed nite. New coffee, hot chocolate machine ($3). New registers (POS machines). Disclaimer; I have read the review from those who have gone into the VIP, so I do not venture…

Fat Jack's Cabaret

Bock, Minnesota

Well I finally got to stop...

Well I finally got to stop in at Jacks on the Nov 11th of this year. The place itself is a bar area with pool table just like any other small town bar, but…

Glass Slipper

Boston, Massachusetts

Somehow the perfect combination of motive,...

Somehow the perfect combination of motive, opportunity and means presented last week and I did something I was always tempted to do - survey a club for couple of days in a row to see…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

I was in the neighborhood and...

I was in the neighborhood and didn't feel like fighting rush hour traffic, so I thought I'd drop in for a quick visit. Hadn't been here in a while and was hoping to see…

Jokers Wild

Muncie, Indiana

Being a glutton for...

Being a glutton for punishment and not wanting to drive more than an hour away plus was in town decided to try this place on a different night/time. A big disappointment again. $3…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Came in on Sunday after the...

Came in on Sunday after the Cowboy game.I have been there a few times and was looking for a dancer i had met earlier but she wasnt there.i think of BD as more of sports…

Jokers Wild

Muncie, Indiana

Being a glutton for...

Being a glutton for punishment and not wanting to drive more than an hour away plus was in town decided to try this place on a different night/time. A big disappointment again. $3…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Vistited this club on a Saturday...

Vistited this club on a Saturday eve before a UFC event (which they show at the bar next door). Not alot of patrons or girls maybe because I was there around shift change.…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Based on two visits. A scouting...

Based on two visits. A scouting visits on Thursday from 8:30 to 10:00 and return visit on Sunday from 10:15 to midnight. Both times had a nice selection and variety of Dancers. On Sunday visit…

The Godfather

Louisville, Kentucky

After not going to this club...

After not going to this club in at lease 2 years, i thought i would give it a chance. great choice !!! thursday are 3 for one dance ann had one of the best dance for…

Foxys

Louisville, Kentucky

Another return visit was made on...

Another return visit was made on a weekday afternoon. To my delight, Paige has returned from her extended absence and immediately greeted me upon arrival. Service from the cocktail waitress/bartender was prompt and the charge…

Diamond Jim's

Whitehall, Ohio

This place is still most friendly...

This place is still most friendly to regulars and less friendly to occasional visitors. There is a pole in the corner but it is rarely used. The action all takes place at the…

Cloakroom

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

They are going to renovate...

They are going to renovate this club so they are closing the Wed. before Thankgiving and will reopen sometime in March 2012. It is a real dump with dancers who are really tired and…

Rick's Cabaret Fort Worth

Fort Worth, Texas

First and foremost, I must say...

First and foremost, I must say Rick's Cabaret in Fort Worth is my favorite strip club. The girls that dance here are much more attractive than at Cabaret North, Buck's Cabaret, and the Clubhouse in…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

The club dynamics are pretty well...

The club dynamics are pretty well documented in other reviews, so I will focus on the Hotel Cascadas and those interested longer stays. The rooms are NOT very nice by American standards, and I would…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

This place has a lot of...

This place has a lot of hot girls. The drinks are super cheap. Domestic beers are $1.50....you won't find that in a Chicago bar much less a strip club. Best place in…

Diamond Jim's

Whitehall, Ohio

For those of you whoused to...

For those of you whoused to frequent Rumors and some of the other clubs in town, you will recognize a number of th eladies here. The appearance of this club is much better than clubs…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Visited on a weekday afternoon. ...

Visited on a weekday afternoon. This wasn't my first visit, but by no means do I qualify as a regular. As other reviewers have previously mentioned, it's a small club, a little older,…

Venus Lounge

Stanton, California

Walked into Venus after work on...

Walked into Venus after work on Friday night. It was already 7pm so I figured that nighttime cover would be in effect, but the bouncer took a quick look at me and waved me…

Pallas Club

Portland, Oregon

I found myself out in Southeast...

I found myself out in Southeast Portland with a Saturday afternoon to kill. I'd read about the all day $3 breakfast the Pallas Club has and decided to check it out. I dropped in around 1PM,…

Pure Platinum

Wilton Manors, Florida

went to Platinum on Wednesday evening....

went to Platinum on Wednesday evening. its November so the place was almost empty, the girls were hot and desperate for customers, i took one of the girls to the private area, and my god…

Rustic Frog

New Albany, Indiana

The changes in the laws in...

The changes in the laws in Louisville have really made it so the Rustic Frog is a great stop when in town. All the clubs that used to great fun over by churchill downs have…

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Ever been offered an oil massage?

It happened to me last Friday night. I was approached by a dancer at my favorite club. She asked why I was sitting alone. She looked like a crack Ho. I replied that I was waiting on some one. She…

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Waitresses, bartenders, shot girls, etc. - successful pay for play? Non-SC?

I've been in and out of the restaurant business, as a chef, owner, and manager. At every place I've worked there have been waitresses or bartenders using the venue to sell themselves - whether they're essentially callgirls, or just…

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Your Club Expectations

As someone who has been going to strip clubs for over 30 years I do not go to a club now unless I know it offers a lot of contact with the dancers. TUSCL obviously makes…

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When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Drunk man calls 911 A man who had a little too much to drink called 911 for help because he didn't want to urinate in the parking lot of a south-end strip club, Barrie[Ontario, Canada] police say. Police say the 21-year-old man…

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OT: Mila Kunis Attends Marine Corps Ball In North Carolina

The lovey Ms. Kunis keeps a promise. http://movies.yahoo.com/news/mila-kunis-attends-marine-corps-ball-n-c-190513368.html

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I was in O. C. For...

I was in O. C. For a training (I'm teacher) and decided to hit a strip club before heading back to the hotel and then home Tuesday evening. After doing a little research, the general…

Eden Gentlemens Club

Plantation, Florida

From the outside this place has...

From the outside this place has the looks of a great club. Sadly, the way the club is run, doomed me to pretty much the worst experience I’ve ever had at a strip club. It…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

On a recent Saturday night they...

On a recent Saturday night they had about 10 girls and 5-6 guys when I walked in the door around 8PM. By ten they had around 20 and still only about 15 guys, a…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Just arrived in Detroit later this...

Just arrived in Detroit later this evening for a short week of business. I have had 5 visits to the Detroit suburbs in the last 5 months. During these visits i have been fortunate to…

XS Gentlemen's Club

Wilmington, California

there was a redhead there that...

there was a redhead there that was absolutely amazing... not a big fan of these places,have only gone a couple of times, but this time, i happened to be in area..so, thought, why not...gf was…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Sat at 230pm Not even one girl...

Sat at 230pm Not even one girl on stage for first 10 min of my stay. I could have gone around the block to Cheetah pompano and they would have at least 3 stages going. 6 bucks for…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

First time at the Creekside Cabaret....

First time at the Creekside Cabaret. What a great place to visit! It's a very upscale place and there are plenty of beautiful girls dancing. Although it's a bit pricey, yo do get to see…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

this was a really fun club...

this was a really fun club when it first changed ownership, but has been going down hill. The dancers seem to be unhappy and there is a lot of turnover. Not sure why…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

I stopped by around 1pm for...

I stopped by around 1pm for some afternoon fun, the club was crowded which is odd because most of the time only 3 or 4 guys is in the club. Today there was over 10…

Christine's Cabaret and Steakhouse

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Been here a few times and...

Been here a few times and was on my way back from a biz trip so stopped in...as mentioned, this is physically one of the nicest clubs but ive never seen a lot of customers…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

Mount Carmel, Ohio

The place is a little hard...

The place is a little hard to find if your not from local. it's hidden from the main street. I have been to this club several times. This is a juice bar, so no alcohol…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

The party is on again!!!!! Ruby...

The party is on again!!!!! Ruby said all back to normal at Playhouse great news!!! I didn't see Talita there I missed my Talita special lap dance but I had another great Ruby lap dance.…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

This review covers visits on Nov...

This review covers visits on Nov 17th, 18th & 19th mostly afternoons but I did spend several hours in the club on Friday night. I have been coming to the club for about 10 years. I…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

I returned after a long absence...

I returned after a long absence and not much has changed over the past year. The club is large and well designed. The tipping at the stage is generally a good way to get a…

Shadow Cabaret

Pompano Beach, Florida

This place looks like a dump...

This place looks like a dump from the outside but the inside is much better. No parking or cover charge. You walk in and after a partition you immediately see a large U shaped bar.…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

The building and parking lot at...

The building and parking lot at this establishment are just about perfect. Well lit, paved parking lot which was nearly full when I arrrived at 8 pm on a Tuesday nite. The inside is a…

Rachel's Orlando

Orlando, Florida

First time at this club. I...

First time at this club. I sat for over an hour being ignored by all the girls. The funny thing is, I had plans to spend about $400 at this club. I have a professional…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Maybe there is some hope for...

Maybe there is some hope for Minneapolis. The Downtown Cabaret is a little slice of Las Vegas and has some real potential to be a great place. The small cement stairs entry with the "Shieks" (the…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

I went to Pink Pony on...

I went to Pink Pony on Friday night and wish I had gone somewhere else. Horrible time! Stuck up girls, total air dances, and heavy VIP up-sells. Only two girls were great (Luna and…

Le Girls Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I really wanted to have a...

I really wanted to have a good time at Le Girls. I went in on a Saturday night around 8:30. I should have left when I saw about 8 cars in the parking…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

I like this club and regularly...

I like this club and regularly visit during the day time. No charge for parking, cover charge at night but you can print coupon. DRinks are reasonable, like happy hours from Noon till 3 and…

Jiggles

Indianapolis, Indiana

Went twice on a Tuesday just...

Went twice on a Tuesday just at 5pm and then back at 11p. Both times were good times; in the 1st visit a hot hot blond who was very petite short hair tattoo's and…

The Nile Gentlemen's Club

Eugene, Oregon

passed by the place by accident...

passed by the place by accident and remembered that a few of my friends were talking about it so i decided to go inside and see if its any good. While it does look hella…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I went there on a friday....

I went there on a friday. I've been here a few times and its usually interesting. if you go on a weekday, its not crowded. its kind of awkward as well to…

The Candy Factory

Rochelle, Illinois

went down last night to see...

went down last night to see what I could see. the club had a (for it) moderate crowd in it, maybe a dozen guys or so, with something like 7-8 dancers working. on to the…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Flew into LA area for business...

Flew into LA area for business trip and thought to try out some local clubs. 4 Play was rated pretty high from previous reviews and is not far from LAX so I went there…

Big Al's

Peoria, Illinois

Beware. The servers and bouncers at...

Beware. The servers and bouncers at this club are anything but friendly. Hopped up 'roid heads and off duty cops that are just looking for a fight. The dancers aren't too bad, but they won't…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

I've been here a few times....

I've been here a few times. Most recently was a Friday late afternoon/evening. It's a very upscale club, so that can be a plus. There's a steakhouse within the club, you can…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

I...

I stopped by The Harem on a Friday night. It’s about 15 minutes away from the Meadowlands. I got there at about 11:30 and almost drove past the…

Chances Are

Lafayette, Indiana

Arrived at 3 PM, there were...

Arrived at 3 PM, there were four customers and six dancers. Stage dancing was sexy and girls ranging from 6 to 9 were friendly. Customers are not allowed to drink or smoke at the…

Gaslite Parlour

North Lindenhurst, New York

The girls here from when i...

The girls here from when i went recently were very ethnic, i got a lap dance from a girl from Vietnam who was very friendly. If you get her shell show you a good time.…

Blu Sapphires Gentleman's Club

Menasha, Wisconsin

Sapphires has changed a lot since...

Sapphires has changed a lot since their fire a few years back. They are now only open Wednesday-Thursday 4p-2a, Friday-Saturday 4p-2:30a and Sunday 4p-2a.The club is very clean and classy looking inside. All the girls…

Obsessions Gentlemen's Club

Hampton, New Jersey

I have never been this disappointed...

I have never been this disappointed in a club before. I went in at 10 pm on a Saturday night and there were only 4 girls in bikinis. It's really much more…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Went in on a Friday night...

Went in on a Friday night about 10:45pm. Paid the $5.00 at the door and went to the bar to grab a beer. Beer prices are pretty good and I was meet by a couple…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

After a lengthy absence, i returned...

After a lengthy absence, i returned to this club to find that it is much improved. At least on the night i went.. The girls were numerous , that ranged from probably a 6 -…

Imperial Showgirls North Hills

North Hills, California

I was looking forward to checking...

I was looking forward to checking this place out based on some of the reviews below, but after two visits, I don't understand the enthusiasm. I went on a Saturday evening, about 7:30pm. The club…

House of Babes

Columbus, Ohio

this was my first time going...

this was my first time going to a club at all , iam just divorced, so i thought why not. there were only two girls there neither were danceing, there was one older gent in there…

Diving Horse Cabaret and Steakhouse

Atlantic City, New Jersey

I went here with my boyfriend...

I went here with my boyfriend and his two friends around 2am. Both of us had to pay cover which I'm not used to for girls, so it was $15 each to get in which…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

I went to Treasure's...

I went to Treasure's in Houston on Saturday night. First time I've been there in about 2 years. I got there between 8:30 and 9:00 p.m., and there were plenty of…

Playhouse Club

Romulus, Michigan

I was in Detroit for the...

I was in Detroit for the weekend so decided to make a tour of the airport clubs. My first stop was the Play House. The last review of this club was very negative so…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

I was in Detroit for the...

I was in Detroit for the weekend so decided to make a tour of the airport clubs. My first stop was the Play House, then I went to the Landing Strip. This was a club…

Club Skin

Kansas City, Missouri

I arrived at Chromes around 9...

I arrived at Chromes around 9 p.m. on Friday evening--my first time there. I walked in expecting a cover charge, but no one was there. I saw a few people hanging at the bar,…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I was in Detroit for the...

I was in Detroit for the weekend so decided to make a tour of the airport clubs. My first stop was the Play House, then I went to the Landing Strip, and I finally…

Showgirls Inc.

Miami, Florida

This was a cavernous club but...

This was a cavernous club but not on the same size level as Tootsie’s. When I arrived at 9:30 on a rainy Saturday night, there were only about 7 dancers but that number grew…

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

This place is really hit or...

This place is really hit or miss. It was my 2nd time there and no two girls are the same in mileage. First time, I had a wonderful half Asian dancer I spent…

Show Case Gentlemens Club

Huntsville, Alabama

I visited The Huntsville area...

I visited The Huntsville area for the first time last Thursday night (11-17-2011). There must be 8-10 strip clubs in the area. Which one do you choose? I choose “The Showcase Gentleman’s…

The Cabaret

Belleville, Ontario

Great Club! The staff and managment...

Great Club! The staff and managment are amazing! There is something going on everyday of the week at this club. Mondays are a Wet T night, Tuesdays is a naked twister night where someone from…

Palms Gentlemens Club

Signal Hill, California

This place should get more fanfare....

This place should get more fanfare. The club itself is nice, free to get in, cheap drinks, and cheap dances because they're negotiable. Most girls are at the cuter end of average but…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

I came to Des Moines on...

I came to Des Moines on business and decided to check out a few clubs during my couple of days here. I had been to Beach Girls on my only other trip through here years…

Visions

Tyler, Texas

The message on their sign said...

The message on their sign said it all,"Now Hiring MILFs". if you are looking for young college girls this is not the club for you. These girls are mostly white and in their 30's ranging…

Kitchen Cafe-Gentlemen's Club

Newington, Connecticut

Had business around Hartford area so...

Had business around Hartford area so after a stop at Hooters ventured here. The place is right on the Berlin Turnpike so is easy to find and there is plenty of parking. Since I ate…

Remy's

Toledo, Ohio

Went with a few guy friends....

Went with a few guy friends. The dancers will not very polite to me but I can understand that because a lot of female customers act like bitches. Tipped a few on stage, was finally…

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Where to go for mileage in Vancouver?

My buddy and I have a trip to Vancouver lined up for this weekend. Any good advice? Sometimes I like high mileage in the club but I also like outcall too. Any good information is much appreciated…

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Platinum Showgirls Toledo

I was so disappointed that Platinum Showgirls in Toledo burned down. I wonder when its going to reopen?? IF at all.

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Hello everyone!

Hi I am new to this board. Just thought I would give it a try and say hello! I have a question. I love big titted strippers and I was wondering if anyone have any recomendations to any clubs in…

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A new use for "fix a flat"

You just can't make this stuff up. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45361508/ns/local_news-miami_fl/

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Black Friday Strip Clubbing?

If the spouse/SO is off bargain shopping, is it time to hit the clubs?

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Is this the neww Roman Empire auction in America?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjgLxA8Ukr8&feature=player_detailpage http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQmW4FW2jKg&feature=player_detailpage http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EX7hkKneUhs&feature=player_detailpage What does this cost? your thoughts

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Text from current favorite: "I feel like u don't love me anymore”

Infatuated? Sure. Smitten, enamored, beguiled? Check, check and check. Had a stripper crush? Yep. Lusted over a dancer? Definitely. But, in love with a stripper? I don't think so (at least I…

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What Farmerart will be throwing around from now on

Meet Canada's new high-tech plastic currency http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/technology-blog/meet-canada-high-tech-plastic-currency-184640433.html Plastic currency? Sheesh!

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Rick's strip club to reopen Friday under new owners

Rick's strip club, shut down in a federal racketeering case more than a year ago, will reopen Friday under new ownership. The iconic neon sign will again illuminate the street outside the notorious strip joint at 11332 Lake City Way N.E.…

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Weather Report From farmerart For Clubber (In Metric)

The first big storm of the season has hit my exploration camp. There has been 'pussy' frost since September but the real deal has finally arrived here, 6500km north of Miami. 30cm of snow, winds howling at 70-80kph, temperatures falling…

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Friends X Wife trying to use his SC / Provider Hobby as reason to have him Commi

A friend of mine, Jim (not his real name) is 72. I have known him for over 20 years and before we got into SC hobby we were partners on a number of business deals. He used to…

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Doors on the VIP rooms

What do you guys think about doors with the VIP rooms? I used to be fine getting extras with just a curtain for privacy but Hustler club in Detroit has spoiled me and I prefer having a door instead of…

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Seven arrests after strip club raids

RIVERSIDE, Ohio — Raids on two Riverside strip clubs have resulted in seven arrests so far with more expected. Riverside Police and agents from the Ohio Investigative Unit raided the Zodiac Lounge on Linden Avenue and the K.C. Lounge…

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what is the most u would pay for the least amount of service ?

I would pay $60 for a fuckin good hj !

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Christmas Wishlist: a little aid for porkin' strippers

www.baconlube.com

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Detroit Broke by April

http://www.freep.com/article/20111115/NEWS01/111150398/Without-cuts-Detroit-runs-out-cash-by-April?odyssey=tab%7Ctopnews%7Ctext%7CFRONTPAGE But at least they took down The Booty Bus.

A CLEAR NIGHT

<p> It was a clear crisp night. The stars were so bright I felt as if I could reach my hand out to touch them. As I reached for the stars I felt as if they began to envelope me with their light. It was like they came down from the sky so high above &amp; swept me off my feet. I could feel the warmth of their light begin to swirl around me. They started at my feet and slowly danced around me moving up my body like diamond dust that shimmered &amp; sparkled as it continued to surround me.<br /> <br /> I was being lifted so high into the midnight ski. Higher &amp; higher I was lifted until I was…

Do Strip clubs and clients both fall into one of two categories?

<p> In reading and writing reviews on here I&#39;ve noticed that both clubs and us customers seem to fall into one of two categories. Those clubs that are known for offering extras and the clients who flock to them and other clubs where it&#39;s more of a Chris Rock mentality and men who seem fine with that.<br /> <br /> I guess ever since I started going to strip clubs 20 yrs ago when I came of age at 21 I&#39;ve always been looking for more than just a lap dance. The stricter the club, the more of a challenge and the more enjoyable I found it when I was lucky enough to get more than a grind. And yes, some girls clearly…

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Pimps

Curious as to what everyone here thought about pimps. I've only ran into a couple *alleged* pimps in clubs, never actually met one. Now that I'm jacking around with hookers, I hear stories all the time! some sound out right…

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EXTRAS! EXTRAS!

I don't like this word 'extra' being used around here. What, are these strippers giving you more toppings on your pizza? More sauce on your ribs? More pillows on your bed?? I know we don't want to say sex around these…

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Stripper Arrested for Stealing Lingerie

A stripper from the Crystal Cabaret Gentleman's Club was arrested on November 12 for allegedly shoplifting sexy lingerie from the Burlington Coat Factory store in Orlando. Ashley Nicole Fleischmann, 24, was arrested after allegedly walking out of the store with…

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Sapphire strip club to open pool

As big a proponent of gentlemen's clubs as we are, we can't quite get behind the new swimming pool that will soon be attached to Sapphire, the world's largest strip club. Well, it's not actually attached, because they probably couldn't…

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Dancers that don't do extras reap the benefit of those that do.

A lot of customers are drawn to a club because they know or have been told that extras are available. So they go there seeking the ones that do extras but in the process they spend a lot of money…

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Customers that are always expecting tons of mileage and/or extras

I'm tired of reading in here customers that come to the club with the hopes of getting extras from dancers. If you guys want sexual favors, hire a call girl! If a dancer offers them, make sure she gets prosecuted.

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Christmas/New Year's In Hawaii With A Dancer

Am I goofy even to be contemplating this? Conditions in my business are causing me more stress than I have ever experienced before in my life, intensely exciting but very stressful. I will be going to an isolated resort in…

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Where to go in New Orleans?

I see that there are lots of clubs on Bourbon Street but where do you go when you don't want to be treated like tourist even though you are one? I would prefer to stay down town just looking for…

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Which states have the best stripping laws?

As seen in MO. every state has its own guidelines for stripping. Which state would you say is best and why?

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Can't show me in the "Show - me- State".

Mo. Supreme Court upholds strip club restrictions By The Associated Press Tuesday, November 15, 2011 JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. (AP) — The Missouri Supreme Court has upheld a 2010 state law imposing restrictions on strip clubs and other sexually oriented businesses. In a unanimous…

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OT: Miami May Lose $200M From NBA Lockout

LeBron James might disappear in the fourth quarter of playoff games, but should the NBA regular season vanish, a big chunk of the South Florida economy may go up in smoke. Economists tell CBS Miami that South Florida may suffer $200…

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I Am Pissed With tuscl

I was writing a review of the Cannonball this morning when I inadvertently submitted the incomplete review. I immediately e-mailed tuscl of this screw up on my part then went back and wrote the complete review and submitted it. Now,…

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New Orleans Recommendations

I am going to NOLA for a work obligation. Looking at TUSCL the Bourbon street clubs look okay at best. I will be in the area for the weekend only and need to know where to go in New Orleans.…

The Fair Maiden

<p> The Fair Maiden<br /> <br /> She had a dream... Of a white chariot.... a tall tower with a fair maiden peering from the window. Hair that flows like ringlets of spun gold down from her head draping beautifully as it falls out of the window &amp; down the tower wall where she is captive. She had a longing for peace, a longing for true love, a longing to be rescued from the demons &amp; dragons that await her.<br /> <br /> As the fair maiden waits she wonders what is to be her fate. She sits pondering over the life she has had. She wonders where everything went wrong. She wonders why the dreams always turn into nightmares.<br /> <br /> She looks over the…

Pathetic Losers Anonymous

"Hello, my name is Georg, and I'm a Pathetic Loser." I do not *believe* I'm writing this shit. I've been seeing my current favorite, let's call her "Becky", for a little over a year now, and for all that time, she's maintained that I am the only guy she's fucking. Not just fucking for money, but fucking, period, not even a boyfriend. Not in a strident or sickly sweet "ooh baby, you're the only one" way, but calmly and, frankly, without any apparent expectation that I'd actually believe her. The subject doesn't come up very often, mostly as a result of me asking about work, and her complaining about some "disgusting dirtbag" who wants her to fuck in the VIP (something she…

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PL Rob'd In Detroit.

This story like all stories on TUSCL are fiction and for entertainment purposes only. A PL was Rob'd of most of his dignity, any lingering player status and around $700 on the night of November 11Th. Witnesses at the club report…

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Gunman robs Salt Lake City strip club

Police are looking for a man who robbed a Salt Lake City strip club at gun-point early Monday morning. At about 12:20 a.m. man described as white with a reddish beard, wearing a dark beanie style cap, black jacket and jeans…

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Client suspected in stripper's murder

Homicide detectives have identified an area in Port Melbourne where they believe sex worker Johanna Martin was murdered and suspect a client was involved. The body of Ms Martin, who was also known as Jazzy O and Honie, was found dumped…

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Brad's Brass Flamingo - Indianapolis, Indiana

For the first time in a long time this club is no longer on the top 10 list. It is spot 11, but this is the first time since I joined TUSCL (back in 2008) that I recall Brad's…

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OT: McMansions After The Credit Bubble

Just a guess some folks here will be amused by this story. http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/13/us/homework-and-jacuzzis-as-dorms-move-to-mcmansions-in-california.html?_r=1

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being a reg or always visiting strip clubs ?

Which one guys ? I've enjoyed being a reg at local strip clubs 4 a while now and it has its ups with it.. but I've slowly been adventuring out to other places and find it more exiting going to…

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Shades of S&M

First of all, I am not a dom or a sub. And some of you guys might be. So those of you who are might have to recuse yourselves from this thread. But for everybody else, have…

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Any $20 High Mileage Laps in Seattle Area?

My old go-to, The Sands, is up to $40 a lap. Granted very high mileage, but to rich for my blood in this economy. Any club/dancer recommendations would be much appreciated.

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Didn't they know that strip club ATMs are a rip off?

2 Missouri men abducted, forced to use ATMs in metro-east BY CAROLYN P. SMITH - News-Democrat Two St. Charles, Mo., men told police Sunday they were kidnapped in their hometown, forced to drive to East St. Louis and Washington Park to retrieve…

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Floor Host Hell

When I stop to think about it, I'm not in the wrong occupation, I'm in the wrong club. I fell victim to the 'Grass is Greener on the Other Side" cliche. Now I know better and its goddamn too late. This is…

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DANCERS SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE

local club has large numbers of latina dancers. was getting a table dance from one hottie (Sofia Vergara clone) when she started a conversation with one of her dancer friends in Spanish. guess they thought I didn't understand…