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Double your pleasure! And yes, I would hit it.

Woman with two vaginas 'celebrates her quirky condition' and 'visits fetish clubs' A 27-year-old woman whose rare medical condition means she has two vaginas has revealed that she so relaxed with her body that she visits fetish clubs with her…

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Respect Eraned

Hey all, As we all know earning the respect of others is hard. But these people have earned my respect. The ladies. Stelitto25 & DaddysGirl. The men. ShadowCat, VM, Cluber, Alucard, And some others I can't think of rite now.…

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What's Up with Strippers Tanning?

All the strippers I know love to go tanning. Take my ATF. After our weekly OTC session, she always wants me to take her to the tanning salon, where she spends 20 or 30 minutes in a…

Stadium Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

i went to stadium because I...

i went to stadium because I heard so much about it, and I also heard thats where the big names come like Cubana lust! It is alot of phat asses everywhere don't get me…

Kappa Men's Club

Kappa, Illinois

I had a very unusual evening...

I had a very unusual evening at Kappa Kabanna tonight. This afternoon, snow started falling, and through the evening the snow continued with a strong wind making drifts. As I arrived, I couldn't…

Paradise Men's Club

Melbourne, Florida

This was a fantastic mens club...

This was a fantastic mens club , today i visited , two girls on shift ..one girl is really HOT and other is medium , little busty i pick the nice girl , we asked…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

I'm a girl and have visited...

I'm a girl and have visited this club with my boyfriend several times. I absolutely LOVE it! The girls are hot and sexy, and totally open to putting on a hot show for everyone! I've…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

I went here with my boyfriend...

I went here with my boyfriend and had a terrible experience. You had to try to get the girls' attention, and they seemed very stuck up and snobby. And I can't figure out why. One…

TD's Show Club East

Tucson, Arizona

The club is darkly lit. They...

The club is darkly lit. They were using the main stage only. Strange setup, one dancer does one song and the next song is another dancer, and so on. They have a VIP for $22…

ICON Gentlemen's Club

Timber Pines, Florida

It's not a bad hidey hole...

It's not a bad hidey hole as long as you're used to places on the lower end. I've certainly seen worse. Driving on 19 it's easy to miss if you're driving south. It's easier to…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Wed Jan 5th. I entered the...

Wed Jan 5th. I entered the club at 5pm. The waitress finally decided to offer me a drink at 5:18. At 5:27 a dancer finally decided to come and talk to me (There were 3…

Blush

Portland, Oregon

I've been here a few times...

I've been here a few times and I think it's a hidden gem in the PDX scene. There area always young, attractive dancers here no matter what time of day. Usually trim and fit but…

Roxy Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

Scarlett's is always a pretty solid...

Scarlett's is always a pretty solid shot in Toledo. In addition to the VIP room and regular lap dance rooms, there are larger, more private rooms, just pass the 'security girl'. These are…

Miss Lindsay's

Greene Township, Pennsylvania

After my first cost here I...

After my first cost here I promised myself that I would never stop here again but in this part of the state you really don't have many options so I found myself walking in again…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Had a few hours to kill...

Had a few hours to kill before my flight. Swung by Le Girls, not a single car in the lot. I didn't want to be the only dude in the club, so I decided…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

I stopped by a few days...

I stopped by a few days after Christmas. There was a decent number of dancers for a middle-of-the-week night, and most were plenty cute. I started with a lap from CeeCee; it was very good…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

The last time I visited this...

The last time I visited this place must have been nearly five years ago. It is not really near anything although probably only twenty minutes south of Worcester. It was fairly crowded when I arrived…

Obsession

Heroica Nogales, Sonora

Went down to Nogales to do...

Went down to Nogales to do some Xmas shopping and ended up here for a while. It was early afternoon....noonish and I was expecting this place to be closed. I expected it to have a…

Ace of Spades

Barberton, Ohio

Stopped by the Playpen for the...

Stopped by the Playpen for the first time. Pulled into the parking lot and saw very few vehicles. I thought it might be a bust, but decided to check it out anyways.…

Wild Orchid Gentlemens Club

Reno, Nevada

I decided to give this place...

I decided to give this place another go, so I went in late Thursday night. Cover was decent especially for the 3 in 1 pass. 3 clubs 1 cover for 30 bucks. I wish I…

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, North Carolina

Ok this club is getting good...

Ok this club is getting good for me : ).....I hate it cuz the price value sucks ballz ! But their is this one girl that has me all tore up ! Every time I…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

The number one thing that distinguishes...

The number one thing that distinguishes Desire from other clubs in Providence is Desire is clean. I've been to many other clubs in RI, and the only club that came close was Fantasies. Upstairs at…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

If you want to see the...

If you want to see the best looking girls available in Houston, Treasure is the place to go. Parking can be a hassle on weekends during the evening as almost ¾ of the lot…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

I gave this place another chance...

I gave this place another chance and it was much better than the last two. I came on a Friday afternoon around 1 and there were 3 dancers working. Within the hour three more came…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Everyone...

Everyone keeps talking about the diminutive size of this joint. Sure it's small but that's what makes it great! It's kind of the Bellevue's best-kept secret & anyone can stop…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Hottest dancers around and definetly a...

Hottest dancers around and definetly a good value. If you can avoid private dances, you can spend a few hours in there without spending a lot of money. Private dances are okay. WV changed their…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

So, stopped by around 1:00, paid...

So, stopped by around 1:00, paid the $5 cover at the cash register right at the door. Only two other customers in the club, one getting a private dance, one sitting at the stage.…

Club Harem

Baltimore, Maryland

On this visit there were 4...

On this visit there were 4 girls working and just 3 or 4 customers there. The bar is street level and a long rectangular bar with stools around it. They have full mirrors…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

This place just never gets old....

This place just never gets old. I have been here a few times and my experience inside is usually close to the same... AWESOME! The thing that changes is my experiences outside.…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

I am again starting to visti...

I am again starting to visti this club from Dec'2011 after almost more than 6 months. On my visit on Dec-20, I didn't find the gals that i knew before, din't have much fun on…

Torch Lounge

South Bend, Indiana

This was the only open club...

This was the only open club in town during my visit. Peaches next door is only open on weekends. One of the girls tells me that one of the TV's shows the Peaches…

The Furnace

Birmingham, Alabama

I am writing this review as...

I am writing this review as the female half of a couple's experience at The Furnace. The club itself is very nice, close to the interstate with plenty of parking. It has a…

Showgirls Men's Club

Plant City, Florida

I'd heard radio ads for this...

I'd heard radio ads for this club and happened to be in the area so I decided to check it out. Was disappointed to find that it was merely a bikini bar and not a…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

I use to go to this...

I use to go to this bar years ago when I worked in D.C. and the dancers were gorgeous. After not going in years I hit it up on the way home from a hockey…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

Not sure why I decided to...

Not sure why I decided to try this place again since last time I was there, the talent wasn't very impressive but I was close by in Mississauga so, why not? The place was…

Centerfolds

Seattle, Washington

Centerfolds is a nice small club,...

Centerfolds is a nice small club, usually 4-8 dancers working each night. Parking can seem difficult at times, but plenty of free parking near by. Cover is $15 ($10 + $5 for the drink), or…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Stopped in to Baby Dolls on...

Stopped in to Baby Dolls on a Sunday and Wednesday night. Both time I arrived around 7pm. Cover was only $1. This place appears to be the hot spot in Dallas . The drink…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

As previous reviewers have commented, Brads...

As previous reviewers have commented, Brads was in the middle of a remodel when I visited. The club is definitely prepping for the superbowl, as are most businesses around the Indy area. The dances are…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Showed up on a Wednesday night...

Showed up on a Wednesday night at about 6:30. 2 girls in the house. None dancing on stage. Stage show begins at about 7:20 in earnest. About 8 girls on the…

5th Alarm Lounge

Springfield, Massachusetts

The Fifth Alarm remains the same...

The Fifth Alarm remains the same in terms of layout. The quality of the women varies. On this Friday afternoon at 5pm, there were a couple of overweight black dancers, a small latin…

Ten Things For Strip Club Owners to Consider

1. Turn down the volume. I have never been in a strip club where it was even remotely possibly to have a conversation with anyone. Not with the dancers, not with the waitresses, not with the bartenders, not with the floor men. I've even been in clubs where the music was so loud that you could not have a conversation in the restroom. There is simply no reason that the music has to that loud. I am not suggesting that it be played at "elevator music" levels, but there is no need to max out the amps either. (In reality, there is a reason to play the music so loud – it's because you are too cheap to run speakers…

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Female salon owner keeps robber as sex slave, feeding him only Viagra

A Russian man who tried to rob a hair salon got more than what he had bargained for when the female shop owner, a karate black belt, overpowered him, stripped him naked, and for the next three days, used him…

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Ways you screwed up in not going out with a Dancer

I thought this could be interesting. Please mention some ways you screwed up when you thought you had a decent chance of going out with a dancer. For me I was on vacation for a couple of days.…

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Do you talk more here or when you are in strip clubs?

Here I'm at a computer just typing away. In strip clubs I'm distracted and if I try to say something it's more like "WHAT DID YOU SAY?" as I shout in a dancer's ear. I do occasionally visit…

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I like the way this guy thinks.

In Defense of Topless Bars... and Women Published Thursday, January 12, 2012 12:02 am by Dennis Maley Let me start out by saying that I'm not a fan of strip clubs, topless bars or gentlemen clubs, whatever you'd like to call…

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

Arrived at the club around 9pm...

Arrived at the club around 9pm on a Monday night. It was pretty dead -- I only saw about 4 dancers in the hour I was there. Nice, pretty large club. I…

Just Teazin'

Painesville, Ohio

Read other reviews and decided to...

Read other reviews and decided to drop in, and just left on a cold rainy night when snow is coming to town (nobody on the road). No cover, i was nicely greeted by Lynn…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

This is the sister club of...

This is the sister club of penthouse but in my opinion with the casino closed, it's not close to PH. Girls are a bit stuck up and aren't hot enough to be so. The place…

The Pony Lexington

Lexington, Kentucky

I go to Deja Vu in...

I go to Deja Vu in Lexington pretty regularly. This club has a fairly cheap cover (about $10 depending on night/time) and no alcohol to burn your money with some minimum drink purchase.…

Silver Dollar Club

Eugene, Oregon

I love the spacious. It's a...

I love the spacious. It's a pretty big place. Hard to find if you're not a regular but still in a decent place. Love the music for the most part, but could do without hearing…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I had a week in Norcross;...

I had a week in Norcross; for various reasons, I only had the Sunday night of my arrival and the Saturday afternoon and evening before my departure free, so I spent both of them at…

Scene Restaurant & Lounge

Commack, New York

Scene is really working hard on...

Scene is really working hard on getting people in the door with their promotions. Monday nights are $1 beers (with $10 cover). Tuesday nights are penny beers (with $20 cover). Wednesday is…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Was in there during the day...

Was in there during the day a couple times over the summer. Four or five girls working each time. I would say average looks for a Seattle club...probably better than girls at CFs…

Di Carlos's

Albany, New York

I've been meaning to go here...

I've been meaning to go here for several months, but simply have not gotten around to it until recently. I would have to say that out of the clubs in the area, this particular…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

This is a good club if...

This is a good club if you like talking to the girls and then getting serious mileage with them. Which is a great combination, because you can actually get a feeling for the personality…

Club 76

Youngstown, Ohio

Late night weekday review. Arrived...

Late night weekday review. Arrived after 1am and usually have fun at this time of night in the clubs. 5 maybe 6 girls was all I saw. One black, the rest…

Roaring 20s

San Francisco, California

I went to this club while...

I went to this club while in SF for business. It is a nice club and the girls are over all very attractive. THe main room has a large stage and is pretty…

Shooter's Showgirls

Elk Mound, Wisconsin

Hot and friendly girls; even hotter...

Hot and friendly girls; even hotter bartenders. My group paid $10 just to see the bartender naked. She seemed happy to oblige. Money goes a very long way. $10 cover on certain nights…

Thee Playhouse

Hickory, North Carolina

So I decided to go back...

So I decided to go back to the Playhouse to try it one more time and boy were things different! Way more girls dancing, including a few stunners. Most had tattoos but…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Oasis- Thursday afternoon 12-29, 4-6; 20+...

Oasis- Thursday afternoon 12-29, 4-6; 20+ dancers on staff, first visit to this establishment – it is a very nice place, upscale appointments- 3 stages, $10/dance, no cover, nude, ethnically mixed. All of the ladies…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Was my second time at this...

Was my second time at this club. First visited back in Nov and there were more girls around and on stage than before. $3 cover and beers were reasonable. Great selection of…

Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

Latham, New York

11 bucks to get in, 2...

11 bucks to get in, 2 drink min, the girls are hot, but a little bit pushy sometimes. this was my second visit and they have changed their dance prices. You pay by the song…

Centerfolds Cabaret

Pleasantville, New Jersey

Was here late on a Wed...

Was here late on a Wed night on the way back from casinos. Had a great time! The drink prices were good and I had a couple lap dances for $20/each. The scene…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Went to the Men’s Club of...

Went to the Men’s Club of Charlotte yesterday and had a good time. There is a $10 cover on Wednesday for the lunch buffet and it is well worth it. Food was good.…

Blue Rhino

Elwood, New York

This is called "Crazy Diamond" now....

This is called "Crazy Diamond" now. Not a lot of parking, but the club is small so it shouldn't matter much. The inside is nice, and well-lit, probably too well-lit. There is an elevated stage…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

I was in columbus again for...

I was in columbus again for business so I thought I'd hit up a few of the gold girls I enjoy visiting. Got there and it was dead, it has a peculiar smell to the…

Club 24KT

Clearwater, Florida

Visited on a Tuesday afternoon. ...

Visited on a Tuesday afternoon. Looked dead on the outside, but as we all know looks are deceiving at times. Parking is in back and private. Drinks are cheap (including dancer drinks (about $6)…

Club 69

Flint, Michigan

Me (female)and 3 friends of mine...

Me (female)and 3 friends of mine (guys) went there before last call.. all the dancers came up said hi..the girls there gives the best lap dances I've seen in Flint.. they way the girls…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I hit the Playhouse on Saturday...

I hit the Playhouse on Saturday afternoon. The club was pretty empty and there were around 8-10 girls on shift, half American and half Brazilian. I got a water and sat and watched for…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Stopped by the Hugger on my...

Stopped by the Hugger on my way through Kokomo, right before Christmas, and let me tell you that little bar was hopping. The Hugger has always been since I have been going there the…

Gold Rush Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Live and work nearby to Wonderland...

Live and work nearby to Wonderland and have been wanting to check it out for some time. Over the years, there have been others clubs here, but none have survived for very long.…

Riviera Gentleman's Club

Astoria, New York

The age of all nude stripclubs...

The age of all nude stripclubs in NYC is a dream long gone, but Riviera makes up for it in a big way. First off so what if you get frisked, do you want to…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Was over in Harvey area, decicded...

Was over in Harvey area, decicded to try this club out. Security is right @ the entrance, $ten cover. Mandatory 2 drink minimum, bartenders are hot as hell. Order a rum on the rocks and…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

My trip to SR was in...

My trip to SR was in Nov 2011, and it was similiar to the other reviews, although a bit tamer. I saw no evidence of girls slipping mickeys in drinks and robbing passed out patrons…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Stopped by around 7ish and was...

Stopped by around 7ish and was there for about an hour. Cena, a tight little colombiana was fresh out of the locker room and I caught her attention. She has a fit tight…

Zebra Show Bar

Canutillo, Texas

I went to this club by...

I went to this club by myself on a Wednesday afternoon, taking a break from work. It was soon after they opened. From the outside it's really not much to look at, a…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

I was driving back home from...

I was driving back home from the airport and decided to stop by HB. It has been quite some time since my last visit. The club is still the same. The beers…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Lot's of cute dancers, and real...

Lot's of cute dancers, and real boobs! Seemingly a rare thing these days at clubs. Nice eye candy. I like that they don't hassle you for drinks. Neither buying them yourself ( it's…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

So I was in town to...

So I was in town to see my favorites again! Kiwi changed her hair color...kinda makes her look dangerous and sexy. Bubbles looked all cute in her polka dots. There was a few other girls…

The Blueprint

Atlanta, Georgia

This used to be my after...

This used to be my after hours spot, but this place a fell off the deep end. The bar isn't up to par, they have this vat blue something that taste like it has…

Pure Platinum

San Diego, California

Visited this club after hearing.g it...

Visited this club after hearing.g it was just about the only place in san Diego I.could enjoy.smoking indoors. Well to be fair it is an outdoor type setting although it is a fully enclosed seating…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I was very impressed with my...

I was very impressed with my recent visit. A lot of smoking hot ladies. Close to 15 ladies when I arrived but more as time went by. This was the hottest group of strippers I…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

One of my favorite clubs in...

One of my favorite clubs in Portland. Hadn't been in at night in a while but I stopped for a quick visit. Subtle changes which I'm not sure are permanent or not. The most…

Biggins

Daytona Beach, Florida

Came during the week, the club...

Came during the week, the club was a not crowded, at busiest time maybe 5 customers. The girls were nice and friendly not putting too much pressure. The stage is small, not very well designed…

Velocity Club

East Liverpool, Ohio

Alright, ever since I saw this...

Alright, ever since I saw this place on TUSCL I thought that I had to visit this place when I went to Mountaineer just because it is different. The place is located on Route 30…

Magic Touch Massage

Franklinton, North Carolina

Forget the strip clubs, go to...

Forget the strip clubs, go to Magic Touch. Both times I have gone there were only two girls. Haley, the younger one, has a great body and is VERY nice. I highly recommend…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This is my favorite club. First...

This is my favorite club. First off, I'm not a drinker, so that fact that LD only has a juice bar is not a problem for me. The full nudity can be nice, but it's…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Well what I can say about...

Well what I can say about this place, after reading some of the reviews in this page I decided to give it a change. I had two places in mind when I hit the road;…

Show Palace

South Houston, Texas

The club looks a little run...

The club looks a little run down on the outside; it's seen better days. The door man was absent-minded and didn't even hit me up for the VIP wristband that I found later I…

Dollhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Did an afternoon visit to DH....

Did an afternoon visit to DH. Suprised at how few dancers were on duty, 3 or 4 at most, and only a couple of customers besides me. Had a couple of Bud Lights…

Gabrielle's VIP Club

Nashville, Tennessee

This is my first review so...

This is my first review so forgive me if my lingo us a little off. I visited gabrielles for the first time about a month back. Just moved into the area and it was the…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

This club is sweet. Something...

This club is sweet. Something here for everybody. Monday was slow, but you get more attention. At a place like HC, the quality doesn't go down just because of a slow night.…

Soobie's

Portland, Oregon

This place appears to be an...

This place appears to be an old house that has been gutted and turned into one of the divier of Portland's dive strip clubs. The door is up some stairs, and you'll walk in…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

I arrived around 8. The overall...

I arrived around 8. The overall club is fairly large and in pretty good condition. There is free food and soda at the bar to the left as you come in. There were a lot…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

So I've been reading about the...

So I've been reading about the famous Platinum Plus on here for awile and put it on my short list if I ever made it to Colunbia Sc. I found myself in Charlotte on business…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

The Hugger never disapoints....until the first...

The Hugger never disapoints....until the first half of my visit. Regular here and always spend some time with one of two dancers. Both were off on this specific day. Most all of the dancers know…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

I am usually a big fan...

I am usually a big fan of this club and have had some great times when I have been in Phoenix on business. On this trip it was nothing like normal. I did…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

After striking out at another club,...

After striking out at another club, I went here to see if it was better. It was staffed with about 10 dancers (could have been more that were in vip the entire time) and…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Not really sure why I ended...

Not really sure why I ended up here - although I am in Las Vegas tons, it's not really one of my go to clubs. Turns out it was customer appreciation night so they…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Went in around 5 on a...

Went in around 5 on a wednesday and it was busy for about 30 minutes. There were 3 stages going and quite a few people at tables. A beer and a coke ran…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Went in on a wednesday afternoon...

Went in on a wednesday afternoon to test the waters. It was pretty deserted, but at least 10 dancers were present. One was a solid 9 but no others were better than a…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Between the massive crowd and the...

Between the massive crowd and the hustle factor I cannot recommend this place. It consistently gets a high rating but there are much better choices in town (and there are a lot worse ones…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

Stopped in on Sunday night around...

Stopped in on Sunday night around 6:00pm just as the club opened. Paid $10 cover walked in and there were only 3 other patrons and all looked 18 yrs old sitting at the stage. Paid…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This has been one of my...

This has been one of my regular clubs in town for quite a while but it is really starting to show it's age. The dancers (at least in afternoon) are also starting to be…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Was here about a year ago,...

Was here about a year ago, and was impressed with a large variety of 7+ girls to pick from. This time, the selection was just as good, but the VIP costs went up drastically. For…

Papermoon Scott’s Addition

Richmond, Virginia

I have visited paper moon several...

I have visited paper moon several times and despite all of its drawbacks, have always found it to be one of the best clubs in the area. By large, the selection of women is…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

This club seems to have completed...

This club seems to have completed the recent remodeling binge it was on. It is a marked improvement. The sketchy quality of the dance rooms is is greatly diminished. Easier to…

Club Rouge

Richmond, Virginia

In spirit, I really would like...

In spirit, I really would like to recommend Rouge, but i just cannot. While their dancing staff has a lovely penchant for "bending the rules" to maximize the pleasure of the entertained, the place…

Good Hustles versus Bad Hustles: Advice for Strippers and Customers

Strip Clubs are a business...and after having sampled many different clubs in different areas; you begin to easily see the "hustles" that are a daily part of strip club operations. Some of these "hustles" are just part of the experience, some of them are not. And you need to know the difference and strippers need to know the difference.<br /> <br /> First off, what is a "hustle"? A "hustle" is a practice by which the club or dancer is attempting to maxamize the amount of money you spend without offering additional services. "Hustles" exist in many businesses, not just strip clubs. Have you ever bought electronics and were asked for a 1-year warranty? Have you ever been to a fast food…

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Big robbery at California strip club.

Nearly $40 in sex toys and pornographic magazines were reported stolen Wednesday from a strip club in Linda. The Yuba County Sheriff's Department said some time between 8:30 p.m. Monday and 8 a.m. Tuesday unknown thieves smashed the glass front…

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It's better to pay for your dances

RIMOUSKI, QUE. - A stripper will spend the next nine months in jail for smashing a beer bottle over the head of a customer who refused to pay her. Tamara Valcourt was sentenced this week for the Dec. 1 attack…

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The French Maid - Calgary.......................RIP

I went to have lunch here today and find this old joint is shuttered. Lease expired in November and was not renewed; the whole block is slated for redevelopment. If I could be called a regular at any one club…

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The end to phone sex as we know it?

LAS VEGAS—RealTouch wants to bring teledildonics to Afghanistan. Company manager Scott Rinaldo, appearing at a CES party sponsored by porn firm Pink Visual, said he's working on distributing "a thousand dildos for the military wives"—in this case, Internet-connected sex toys…

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Stripping to Pay for Justice

Woman strips to pay legal bills to get custody of her son. http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/li_mom_strips_to_pay_bills_6t2xlRdFQPshxCoMnzxHtO?utm_campaign=OutbrainA&utm_source=OutbrainArticlepages&obref=obinsource Will she do extras to pay for a sports car?

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It's that time of the year.

Happy birthday, shadowcat. May your birthday, tomorrow, be a fun day for you down there in rainy Georgia. I don't doubt our friend Clubber will help to make it a memorable day if the 2 of you link up…

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Details of a Strip Club Shooting

This story gives a more detailed view of a strip club shooting than we usually see. It's interesting that the "altercation began with a stare", and so of course these men had to resort to deadly force. http://www.news-press.com/article/20120110/CRIME/120110019/Judge-denies-Stand-Your-Ground-motion-in-Fort-Myers-strip-club-homicide-case?odyssey=tab|mostpopular|text|FRONTPAGE

The Reflection in the Sea

<p> The sun was beginning to sink into the sea. The sky became dark &amp; all of the sudden a violent wave explosion as it crashed on the rocks. This made me think of life, my dreams, my passions.<br /> <br /> Yet.... Wait.... Maybe the dreams I had were wrong. Maybe it was doomed to fail for it was not the not the right direction for me. So now... I will step out to the left &amp; free my soul &amp; spirit to travel a new path. A new life I will begin. Uncharted territory frightens me but I continue to take one more step. Where<br /> will this road lead.... That I know not. A mystery... That is what this is.<br /> <br…

Strip Club Greasing

If you frequent a particular club, even just monthly, you will want to "grease" the non-dancer staff to get a return on your investment. In the same way you would lubricate a bearing to ease friction and avoid breakdown, you will want to employ gratuity, courtesy, chit chat, and charm with the people who don't get naked to make your strip club visits run smoothly. Waitresses: At the top of the list of employees to grease are the waitresses. These are the staff you will be coming into the most frequent contact with other than the dancers. Be sure to always tip for drinks and tell a server "thank you". You would think this is common sense, but a lot of…

Building the Perfect Club: Part 4, Lapdance Lane and VIP Alley

<p> (Note, there are computer renderings that go with these articles and there are several new ones to go with this article. To access them click on my name and select pictures. When viewing one of the renderings you can right click on a picture to download a higher resolution version. There are several new pictures with this installment.)<br /> <br /> Review: I have been thinking (some would say far too much) about strip club design and management and designing a sample club as an illustration. The parameters are: 4000sf storefront with 10 ft ceilings, lap dances and VIP allowed but no alcohol. Club can run with as few as 3 non-dancers at slow times. The primary design goal is to maximize…

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How Aggressive Should A PL Be In A Club?

By aggressive I mean how eagerly should a customer seek out dances from a girl who attracts his attention? By nature and personality I am a gung-ho, let's get the ball rollin' kind of guy. I refuse to sit around…

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What is your zone of expertise?

If you were to describe geographically the region whose clubs you are familiar with, what would it be? The reason is I was thinking that the idea of a national top ten or top one hundred is pretty silly…

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38 Arrested In Prostitution Roundup

COLUMBUS, Ohio Officials say 38 people are in custody after what is being called an operation to curb prostitution around Franklin County. The operation was executed Monday between 10 a.m. and 8 p.m. around Franklin County. According to the Franklin County Sheriff's…

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DeSean Jackson Was Posing For Photos In A Strip Club At 6 A.M.

You know the old saying about how nothing good happens after 2 a.m.? Do things turn good again when the sun comes up? We hope so for DeSean Jackson's sake, because the Eagles receiver started showing up in Twitter photos…

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Mints: A Followup

Recently I flagged a review written by a "1 and 1"er who had been attending Mints for 20 years yet, well, couldn't think of much to say. Today, Mints has a new review written by an "8 and 7"er.…

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Was This Inevitable?

TUSCLer "Headhunter" found The Million Dollar... https://www.tuscl.net/revlist.php?M=U&ID=176867

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Sugar Daddy?

Former hand surgeon spent 60K a month on strippers' company Former hand surgeon Michael Brown appeared in court in November regarding a civil dispute with his fourth wife. ( Andrew Richardson / Houston Chronicle ) The interpersonal relationships of former Houston…

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Never had ones of these when I was in Japan.

http://guyism.com/humor/japanese-department-store-has-misunderstood-its-translation-devices.html

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Any of you ever wonder if you could have picked up a ghost while visiting strip

I'm just curious. Last night I was falling asleep at my pc and felt a tap on my shoulder that woke me up. There wasn't anyone there. I was wondering if anyone ever heard about picking up…

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So,.......What Happened To Tuscl?

I just returned from my Hawaiian vacation and find a completely new tuscl. Old guys like me do not deal with change gracefully. My suspicions are that these changes were done to accommodate those ridiculous hand held browsers. Old guys…

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BCS Game

Who cares about the game. Erin Andrews is super hot

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I'm going to burn in hell...

So my CF and I are done, and just laying there chilling out. I started to doze off, and I vaguely sense her getting out of bed. I doze off a little more, and the next thing I…

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Define "Great in Bed"

Was just reading the post about what type of guys strippers date and one of the comments got me thinking. The poster stated that strippers were great in bed so what's not to like. So I am now…

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Hepatitis C

And the big winner in today's trading was INHX. "Inhibitex Inc. (NASDAQ: INHX) surged 141.7 percent to $23.86 after Bristol-Myers Squibb Co. (NYSE:BMY) agreed to acquire the hepatitis C drug developer for about $2.5 billion, or $26.00 per…

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I could use some more reviews like this one. LMFAO.

Venus Video Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Reviewed by wulfgirl Member Since: January 2012 • Reviews: 1 / Clubs: 1 Visited on: Sunday Evening • Dancers on Shift: Unknown Ratings (out of 10): Dancers: 5 • Value: 10 •…

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Flagging

If a review gets flagged a certain number of times, will it get deleted? What is the magic number? Is it acceptable to flag reviews that have very poor mastery of the English language (no punctuation, 20% of words misspelled)?

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Dancers & Drugs, Why?

The topic about worst choice by a dancer and the "drugs" responses made me think of this. Why do they do this to themselves. When they enter the arena of SC's, they have to see how some of the dancers are,…

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Dancer intrusions into the "Men's" room.

I have noticed a big increase lately at my favorite Atlanta club. Some of the intrusions are do to the bath room trool. Some of the girls come in to get candy or gum from him. One was even looking…

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Worst Stripper Decision

The discussion about "What kind of guys to stripers date" made me think about the bad decisions that strippers make. What's the worst decision by a stripper that you know of? Here's my candidate for worst stripper decision.…

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Regulars Still Make Mistakes Too: What are Your's

Okay, many of the articles and discussions about club etiquette and practices seem to focus on what us more experienced clubbers have witnessed or experienced and how they "should" act accordingly. But I know that even myself, I still…

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Porn with your SO

I had this thought after reading the porn discussion post by DG. How many of you have (or had) a SO who is (was) into watching porn with you. I have been in three relationships that lasted longer…

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What's the best way to get rid of dancers who don't leave?

I had a dancer sitting on my lap for a few minutes and then she asked for a dance and I said no, no thanks, maybe later. She insisted I had to get a dance. She said she…

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A Recent Review

Okay, folks can have fun disagreeing with me on this one... but I flagged this review: https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=D&RID=136070 The writer has been going to the club for 20 years and this is all he can come up with?

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What kind of guys do hot strippers date?

There is a perception that most strippers in a relationship have loser boyfriends (drug dealers, unemployed, in and out of jail...etc). People say normal guys with good jobs would be embarassed/ashamed to be and tell people they are in a…

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Should be a strip club

Every time I'm at the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport, I see this sign for the Beaver House restaurant and think to myself, that really should be a strip club. What other places out there have you seen that "should really be…

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Did you cum?

While waiting for my favorite to get off stage yesterday, I was approached by a dancer new to me. She got my attention by having worked at some of the clubs around LAX and she was doing a good job…

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Dissatisfied customer?

Two Massage Parlours, One Strip Club Targeted in Early Morning Fires AM980News 1/8/2012 London[Ontario, Canada] police and fire crews are investigating after three overnight fires in the city's east end. The London Fire Department, along with London Police were called just before…

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how many otc numbers have you gotten in one night ?

I just got a new juice record ! I pulled my first 2 numers in 1 night for some future otc fun !......what's the most numbers for otc have u got for one night ?

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Guide to get you want at strip clubs without surprises and disappointments

This is just a little post for some of the guys that might be new to the strip club scene or for the guys that might be getting a bit disappointed in the experience. 1) Strip clubs are expensive. To…

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OTC girls wanting ITC spending

How do you respond when one of your OTC gals is wanting you for dances ITC? I will go for a 2fer1 ($25-40) and/or offer to buy them a drink or two ($5-20) but prefer to limit my spending…

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Strippers Are People Too

[url]http://moronwatch.net/2012/01/strippers-are-people-too.html[/url] Attached is a podcast that I hope will be of interest. It is an interview with two London dancers talking about their experiences as dancers and the current campaign in parts of London to ban strip venues. In…

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Lesbian to run for Miss California.

OK lopaw would you hit that? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jenn-kennedy/mollie-thomas-miss-california_b_1188641.html?ref=entertainment&ir=Entertainment

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Oh Dear Lord!

Remember my Cincy area article and how I found the 'hostess clubs' all to be fairly low/no mileage. And that there was a VIP option in one for $300 but why spend that sum when there was no hanky…

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So it's the DJ's fault?

I read this on another site: "It was my first time in a strip club. I was in vip getting a dance, She kept talking dirty and said how attractive I was. So, i unzipped my pants and whipped my cock…

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Search Function - WTH?

So I enter a club name in the seach box under the Home, Clubs, Reviews, etc buttons. Takes me to Google? Fortunately I know the State so I hope to maneuver there that way. We'll see.

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How do you get strip clubs reviews to display all the text for several reviews?

I still only see the first line of text until I click on a review.

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Ready for the OLED TV?

The CES starts Monday. LG is set to roll out a 55" OLED TV for a rumored $10k. Why $10k? It's new technology: 4 mm thick and flexible. Supposedly OLEDs will be like mats which can…

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What is rape?

The Obama administration on Friday broadened the definition of the crime of rape to include more forms of sexual assaults such as rape of men and oral or anal sex, the first major revision to the definition in more than…

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"Cheerleader Auditions 5"

Hard as it may be to believe, but the whistle wearing & blowing coach in the first segment upstaged the cheerleader on her knees. I've never seen a thingy with more curvature before! It's as if coach…