The Return of the Pert Knocker

I am a breast-man by nature. My favorite has beautiful D-sized breasts and I don't think I will be downsizing anytime soon.

I'm down with some perkies. But what's up with the picture of the dude? I was expected some sideboob or nipples after clicking that link!

There are three bra sizes that matter to me:

1. (.Y.) = DD
2. ( . Y . ) = DDD
3. ( . Y . ) = OMG

Do I make my point(s) ?

I was wondering if I mispoke asking a dancer if her boobs were bigger than they used to be. I hadn't seen her in a few months. I think her fat went to her breasts. She didn't seem offended though. However she said someone else asked the same question and then said something about needing to lose weight. I think dancer's breasts have a tendency to get bigger not smaller.

I love big boobs. I want something I can bury my face in. I blame my obsession on Hollywood movies and Playboy Magazine.

I wasn't aware that they'd gone anywhere.

Anything more than a handful is a waste. I prefer small and well shaped to large (and any shape) any day.

I'm glad you guys like the big ones though - keeps you away from the boobs I wanna grab!