You know you should really get one of those penis enlargers,"a wife said to her husband during a spat.
"I did," he answered. "She's 21 years old and her name is Lucky."
Club now or never juice : )
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Enlarger ?
Jan 14, 2012, 6:00 AM
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at a loss for words on this one
Old variation on the above:
Man gets divorce. Ex marries is buddy. Two guys are talking after the honeymoon. Ex asks his buddy, "How do you like that used pussy?" Buddy, "It's fine after I get in past the used part!"
70 yo man tells his wife "I'm tired of your old pussy. I am gonna go out and get me an 18 yo" 70 yo wife replies " Two can play at that game. I am gonna go out and get myself an 18 yo stud and remember that 18 goes into 70 more time than 70 goes into 18."
Too true:))
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Should have tried that one of your ladies last evening.
LMFAO!
A man told his wife, "I'm tired of your ass! I'm going out for some new pussy!" She responded, "if you had a couple more inches, you'd find some new pussy right here!" Old Redd Foxx joke.