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Enlarger ?

JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
You know you should really get one of those penis enlargers,"a wife said to her husband during a spat.

"I did," he answered. "She's 21 years old and her name is Lucky."

Club now or never juice : )

6 comments

  • mikeya02
    13 years ago
    A man told his wife, "I'm tired of your ass! I'm going out for some new pussy!" She responded, "if you had a couple more inches, you'd find some new pussy right here!" Old Redd Foxx joke.
  • bang69
    13 years ago
    at a loss for words on this one
  • Clubber
    13 years ago
    Old variation on the above:

    Man gets divorce. Ex marries is buddy. Two guys are talking after the honeymoon. Ex asks his buddy, "How do you like that used pussy?" Buddy, "It's fine after I get in past the used part!"
  • shadowcat
    13 years ago
    70 yo man tells his wife "I'm tired of your old pussy. I am gonna go out and get me an 18 yo"
    70 yo wife replies " Two can play at that game. I am gonna go out and get myself an 18 yo stud and remember that 18 goes into 70 more time than 70 goes into 18."

    Too true:))
  • Clubber
    13 years ago
    sc,

    Should have tried that one of your ladies last evening.
  • JuiceBox69
    13 years ago
    LMFAO!
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