Enlarger ?

A man told his wife, "I'm tired of your ass! I'm going out for some new pussy!" She responded, "if you had a couple more inches, you'd find some new pussy right here!" Old Redd Foxx joke.

at a loss for words on this one

Old variation on the above:

Man gets divorce. Ex marries is buddy. Two guys are talking after the honeymoon. Ex asks his buddy, "How do you like that used pussy?" Buddy, "It's fine after I get in past the used part!"

70 yo man tells his wife "I'm tired of your old pussy. I am gonna go out and get me an 18 yo"
70 yo wife replies " Two can play at that game. I am gonna go out and get myself an 18 yo stud and remember that 18 goes into 70 more time than 70 goes into 18."

Too true:))

sc,

Should have tried that one of your ladies last evening.

LMFAO!