I just want to give a...

I just want to give a rundown of some girls I saw.

Christina: a thin, blond, light-skinned Hispanic girl with an incredible ass. Her stage show is probably the most entertaining of the lot. She actually placed someone's glasses between your butt cheeks during a period of time on stage and it magically stayed there. Incredible. I had a dance with her and said that she was a former pornstar. I looked it up and it was true. If you want to know what she looks like, just look up Valerie Vasquez. Anyways, she offered extras. She's an 8 because it's always nice to see people that enjoy their work.

Susie: a thick, Asian chick. She's probably a 6.5. The stage show lacked energy.