Best thing a stripper ever said...
grand1511Euphoria
...to me happened tonight about 10 minutes into our 15 minute VIP session while vigorously galloping in cowgirl position. "Man, you can take a lot, can't you." Being on the other side of the 50-yard line age-wise, that just stroked my ego enough to allow me to take just a little bit more before a most satisfying conclusion.
So what's the best thing a stripper has ever said to you?
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last commentIt isn't yours.
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I'll do anything for some of your $100 bills.
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My ATF stole my heart when she looked deeply in my eyes and said "You must have been a relly good looking young man because you're as handsme old man!" LOL - she's Asian and brutally honest, except when it comes to talking about the loves of her life.
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"I'll cook for you" by my current ATF.
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Most memorable: "Don't come inside me; I'm ovulating."
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"Good god, what did you do? Your fingers are better than most dicks!"
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I like to fuck with out a condom. I like how it feels. If I get pregnant then so be it
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"wow, you must be very proud of that...omg"...
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"I'm taking you out to dinner for your birthday. I want to dress up and watch the tongues wag when I kiss you and call you daddy".
I am looking foreward to this coming Friday. LOL.
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Not quite as extensive as Shadow's experience, but a fave of mine also offered to take my out to dinner on my birthday one year. I was really flattered, considering I used to like to take dancers out to dinner, a lot, before their shifts, but this one would never agree to that. She changed her "rules" for my birthday, that one year.
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@ georgmicrodong- your tebowing avatar is awesome.
The best thing a stripper told my was your to nice and very young to be in SC. The second best thing my ATF told me your fucking weird.
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So what are you waiting for ? Take that dick out !
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This time its free ! I love how you fuck my pussy !
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Will you co-sign so I can get lasik surgery?
Will you co-sign so I can get new boobs?
Can I have $1,000?
You look like you're in the mafia (also an Asian dancer).
I'll have your baby while you're still fertile.
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I don't have a gag reflex. Let me prove it.
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Another memorable one: "Oooh! I'm full of your cum!"
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Juice your so fuckin big !......oooooo....oooo...ooo..god...oooo...god..........fuck....me....ooooo...me....fuck.....hard.....jjjjjjjjjjjuuuuiiiiiiiccccccceeee.e........a.aaaaa.aa.a...ooooooooooo......I'm....cumming !.......oooooo !
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Take that condom off baby and fill my pink little pussy full of that juice !
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"you can't take advantage of the willing" and "let's find a dark corner so you can make me cum"
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My favorite was "I don't usually do that, I'm one of the 'good girls'" to my rather pointed request. Then about three sentences later "I usually get $50 tip for this." Now, those two sentences just don't go together.
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Garble garble garble.....she was speaking with her mouth full.
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Primo....that cracked me up : )
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Meow meow and meow !
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Looking up from BBBJ, she said: "Can I climb on?"
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I'm leaving ! (That was the best !)
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Recently I was asked "Do you like your balls licked?"
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Shadow that cracked my white ass up !..."like your balls licked".....lol
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