Best thing a stripper ever said...
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...to me happened tonight about 10 minutes into our 15 minute VIP session while vigorously galloping in cowgirl position. "Man, you can take a lot, can't you." Being on the other side of the 50-yard line age-wise, that just stroked my ego enough to allow me to take just a little bit more before a most satisfying conclusion.
So what's the best thing a stripper has ever said to you?
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I'll do anything for some of your $100 bills.
My ATF stole my heart when she looked deeply in my eyes and said "You must have been a relly good looking young man because you're as handsme old man!" LOL - she's Asian and brutally honest, except when it comes to talking about the loves of her life.
"I'll cook for you" by my current ATF.
Most memorable: "Don't come inside me; I'm ovulating."
"Good god, what did you do? Your fingers are better than most dicks!"
I like to fuck with out a condom. I like how it feels. If I get pregnant then so be it
"wow, you must be very proud of that...omg"...
"I'm taking you out to dinner for your birthday. I want to dress up and watch the tongues wag when I kiss you and call you daddy".
I am looking foreward to this coming Friday. LOL.
Not quite as extensive as Shadow's experience, but a fave of mine also offered to take my out to dinner on my birthday one year. I was really flattered, considering I used to like to take dancers out to dinner, a lot, before their shifts, but this one would never agree to that. She changed her "rules" for my birthday, that one year.
@ georgmicrodong- your tebowing avatar is awesome.
The best thing a stripper told my was your to nice and very young to be in SC. The second best thing my ATF told me your fucking weird.
So what are you waiting for ? Take that dick out !
This time its free ! I love how you fuck my pussy !
Will you co-sign so I can get lasik surgery?
Will you co-sign so I can get new boobs?
Can I have $1,000?
You look like you're in the mafia (also an Asian dancer).
I'll have your baby while you're still fertile.
I don't have a gag reflex. Let me prove it.
Another memorable one: "Oooh! I'm full of your cum!"
Juice your so fuckin big !......oooooo....oooo...ooo..god...oooo...god..........fuck....me....ooooo...me....fuck.....hard.....jjjjjjjjjjjuuuuiiiiiiiccccccceeee.e........a.aaaaa.aa.a...ooooooooooo......I'm....cumming !.......oooooo !
Take that condom off baby and fill my pink little pussy full of that juice !
"you can't take advantage of the willing" and "let's find a dark corner so you can make me cum"
My favorite was "I don't usually do that, I'm one of the 'good girls'" to my rather pointed request. Then about three sentences later "I usually get $50 tip for this." Now, those two sentences just don't go together.
Garble garble garble.....she was speaking with her mouth full.
Primo....that cracked me up : )
Meow meow and meow !
Looking up from BBBJ, she said: "Can I climb on?"
I'm leaving ! (That was the best !)
Recently I was asked "Do you like your balls licked?"
Shadow that cracked my white ass up !..."like your balls licked".....lol