Best thing a stripper ever said...

1/15/2012 2:23:25 AM

...to me happened tonight about 10 minutes into our 15 minute VIP session while vigorously galloping in cowgirl position. "Man, you can take a lot, can't you." Being on the other side of the 50-yard line age-wise, that just stroked my ego enough to allow me to take just a little bit more before a most satisfying conclusion.

So what's the best thing a stripper has ever said to you?

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Clubber

Florida

13 years ago

It isn't yours.

farmerart

13 years ago

I'll do anything for some of your $100 bills.

boatmonkey

13 years ago

My ATF stole my heart when she looked deeply in my eyes and said "You must have been a relly good looking young man because you're as handsme old man!" LOL - she's Asian and brutally honest, except when it comes to talking about the loves of her life.

Alucard

13 years ago

"I'll cook for you" by my current ATF.

how

Texas

13 years ago

Most memorable: "Don't come inside me; I'm ovulating."

georgmicrodong

Just a fat, creepy old pervert.

13 years ago

"Good god, what did you do? Your fingers are better than most dicks!"

bang69

North Carolina

13 years ago

I like to fuck with out a condom. I like how it feels. If I get pregnant then so be it

MADDOG_ROMEO

Massachusetts

13 years ago

"wow, you must be very proud of that...omg"...

shadowcat

Atlanta suburb

13 years ago

"I'm taking you out to dinner for your birthday. I want to dress up and watch the tongues wag when I kiss you and call you daddy".

I am looking foreward to this coming Friday. LOL.

Club_Goer_Seattle

Seattle, Washington

13 years ago

Not quite as extensive as Shadow's experience, but a fave of mine also offered to take my out to dinner on my birthday one year. I was really flattered, considering I used to like to take dancers out to dinner, a lot, before their shifts, but this one would never agree to that. She changed her "rules" for my birthday, that one year.

TABB

13 years ago

@ georgmicrodong- your tebowing avatar is awesome.

The best thing a stripper told my was your to nice and very young to be in SC. The second best thing my ATF told me your fucking weird.

JuiceBox69

Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads

13 years ago

So what are you waiting for ? Take that dick out !

JuiceBox69

Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads

13 years ago

This time its free ! I love how you fuck my pussy !

ilbbaicnl

13 years ago

5. Will you co-sign so I can get lasik surgery?
4. Will you co-sign so I can get new boobs?
3. Can I have $1,000?
2. You look like you're in the mafia (also an Asian dancer).
1. I'll have your baby while you're still fertile.

Electronman

Too much of a good thing is never enough

13 years ago

I don't have a gag reflex. Let me prove it.

how

Texas

13 years ago

Another memorable one: "Oooh! I'm full of your cum!"

JuiceBox69

Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads

13 years ago

Juice your so fuckin big !......oooooo....oooo...ooo..god...oooo...god..........fuck....me....ooooo...me....fuck.....hard.....jjjjjjjjjjjuuuuiiiiiiiccccccceeee.e........a.aaaaa.aa.a...ooooooooooo......I'm....cumming !.......oooooo !

JuiceBox69

Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads

13 years ago

Take that condom off baby and fill my pink little pussy full of that juice !

magicrat

North Carolina

13 years ago

"you can't take advantage of the willing" and "let's find a dark corner so you can make me cum"

CCRiderm

Pennsylvania

13 years ago

My favorite was "I don't usually do that, I'm one of the 'good girls'" to my rather pointed request. Then about three sentences later "I usually get $50 tip for this." Now, those two sentences just don't go together.