Best thing a stripper ever said...

27 comments

• Clubber

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  12 years ago

  It isn't yours.
• farmerart

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  12 years ago

  I'll do anything for some of your $100 bills.
• boatmonkey

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  12 years ago

  My ATF stole my heart when she looked deeply in my eyes and said "You must have been a relly good looking young man because you're as handsme old man!" LOL - she's Asian and brutally honest, except when it comes to talking about the loves of her life.
• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  "I'll cook for you" by my current ATF.
• how

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  12 years ago

  Most memorable: "Don't come inside me; I'm ovulating."
• georgmicrodong

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  12 years ago

  "Good god, what did you do? Your fingers are better than most dicks!"
• bang69

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  12 years ago

  I like to fuck with out a condom. I like how it feels. If I get pregnant then so be it
• MADDOG_ROMEO

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  12 years ago

  "wow, you must be very proud of that...omg"...
• shadowcat

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  12 years ago

  "I'm taking you out to dinner for your birthday. I want to dress up and watch the tongues wag when I kiss you and call you daddy". I am looking foreward to this coming Friday. LOL.
• Club_Goer_Seattle

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  12 years ago

  Not quite as extensive as Shadow's experience, but a fave of mine also offered to take my out to dinner on my birthday one year. I was really flattered, considering I used to like to take dancers out to dinner, a lot, before their shifts, but this one would never agree to that. She changed her "rules" for my birthday, that one year.
• TABB

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  12 years ago

  @ georgmicrodong- your tebowing avatar is awesome. The best thing a stripper told my was your to nice and very young to be in SC. The second best thing my ATF told me your fucking weird.
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  So what are you waiting for ? Take that dick out !
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  This time its free ! I love how you fuck my pussy !
• ilbbaicnl

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  12 years ago

  5. Will you co-sign so I can get lasik surgery? 4. Will you co-sign so I can get new boobs? 3. Can I have $1,000? 2. You look like you're in the mafia (also an Asian dancer). 1. I'll have your baby while you're still fertile.
• Electronman

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  12 years ago

  I don't have a gag reflex. Let me prove it.
• how

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  12 years ago

  Another memorable one: "Oooh! I'm full of your cum!"
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Juice your so fuckin big !......oooooo....oooo...ooo..god...oooo...god..........fuck....me....ooooo...me....fuck.....hard.....jjjjjjjjjjjuuuuiiiiiiiccccccceeee.e........a.aaaaa.aa.a...ooooooooooo......I'm....cumming !.......oooooo !
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Take that condom off baby and fill my pink little pussy full of that juice !
• magicrat

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  12 years ago

  "you can't take advantage of the willing" and "let's find a dark corner so you can make me cum"
• CCRiderm

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  12 years ago

  My favorite was "I don't usually do that, I'm one of the 'good girls'" to my rather pointed request. Then about three sentences later "I usually get $50 tip for this." Now, those two sentences just don't go together.
• Prim0

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  12 years ago

  Garble garble garble.....she was speaking with her mouth full.
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Primo....that cracked me up : )
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Meow meow and meow !
• how

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  12 years ago

  Looking up from BBBJ, she said: "Can I climb on?"
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  I'm leaving ! (That was the best !)
• shadowcat

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  12 years ago

  Recently I was asked "Do you like your balls licked?"
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Shadow that cracked my white ass up !..."like your balls licked".....lol