...to me happened tonight about 10 minutes into our 15 minute VIP session while vigorously galloping in cowgirl position. "Man, you can take a lot, can't you." Being on the other side of the 50-yard line age-wise, that just stroked my ego enough to allow me to take just a little bit more before a most satisfying conclusion.
So what's the best thing a stripper has ever said to you?
My ATF stole my heart when she looked deeply in my eyes and said "You must have been a relly good looking young man because you're as handsme old man!" LOL - she's Asian and brutally honest, except when it comes to talking about the loves of her life.
Not quite as extensive as Shadow's experience, but a fave of mine also offered to take my out to dinner on my birthday one year. I was really flattered, considering I used to like to take dancers out to dinner, a lot, before their shifts, but this one would never agree to that. She changed her "rules" for my birthday, that one year.
5. Will you co-sign so I can get lasik surgery?
4. Will you co-sign so I can get new boobs?
3. Can I have $1,000?
2. You look like you're in the mafia (also an Asian dancer).
1. I'll have your baby while you're still fertile.
Juice your so fuckin big !......oooooo....oooo...ooo..god...oooo...god..........fuck....me....ooooo...me....fuck.....hard.....jjjjjjjjjjjuuuuiiiiiiiccccccceeee.e........a.aaaaa.aa.a...ooooooooooo......I'm....cumming !.......oooooo !
My favorite was "I don't usually do that, I'm one of the 'good girls'" to my rather pointed request. Then about three sentences later "I usually get $50 tip for this." Now, those two sentences just don't go together.
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I am looking foreward to this coming Friday. LOL.
The best thing a stripper told my was your to nice and very young to be in SC. The second best thing my ATF told me your fucking weird.
4. Will you co-sign so I can get new boobs?
3. Can I have $1,000?
2. You look like you're in the mafia (also an Asian dancer).
1. I'll have your baby while you're still fertile.