Best thing a stripper ever said...

1/15/2012 2:23:25 AM

...to me happened tonight about 10 minutes into our 15 minute VIP session while vigorously galloping in cowgirl position. "Man, you can take a lot, can't you." Being on the other side of the 50-yard line age-wise, that just stroked my ego enough to allow me to take just a little bit more before a most satisfying conclusion.

So what's the best thing a stripper has ever said to you?

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Clubber

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13 years ago

It isn't yours.

farmerart

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13 years ago

I'll do anything for some of your $100 bills.

boatmonkey

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13 years ago

My ATF stole my heart when she looked deeply in my eyes and said "You must have been a relly good looking young man because you're as handsme old man!" LOL - she's Asian and brutally honest, except when it comes to talking about the loves of her life.

Alucard

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13 years ago

"I'll cook for you" by my current ATF.

how

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13 years ago

Most memorable: "Don't come inside me; I'm ovulating."

georgmicrodong

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13 years ago

"Good god, what did you do? Your fingers are better than most dicks!"

bang69

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13 years ago

I like to fuck with out a condom. I like how it feels. If I get pregnant then so be it

MADDOG_ROMEO

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13 years ago

"wow, you must be very proud of that...omg"...

shadowcat

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13 years ago

"I'm taking you out to dinner for your birthday. I want to dress up and watch the tongues wag when I kiss you and call you daddy".

I am looking foreward to this coming Friday. LOL.

Club_Goer_Seattle

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13 years ago

Not quite as extensive as Shadow's experience, but a fave of mine also offered to take my out to dinner on my birthday one year. I was really flattered, considering I used to like to take dancers out to dinner, a lot, before their shifts, but this one would never agree to that. She changed her "rules" for my birthday, that one year.

TABB

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13 years ago

@ georgmicrodong- your tebowing avatar is awesome.

The best thing a stripper told my was your to nice and very young to be in SC. The second best thing my ATF told me your fucking weird.

JuiceBox69

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13 years ago

So what are you waiting for ? Take that dick out !

JuiceBox69

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13 years ago

This time its free ! I love how you fuck my pussy !

ilbbaicnl

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13 years ago

5. Will you co-sign so I can get lasik surgery?
4. Will you co-sign so I can get new boobs?
3. Can I have $1,000?
2. You look like you're in the mafia (also an Asian dancer).
1. I'll have your baby while you're still fertile.

Electronman

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13 years ago

I don't have a gag reflex. Let me prove it.

how

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13 years ago

Another memorable one: "Oooh! I'm full of your cum!"

JuiceBox69

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13 years ago

Juice your so fuckin big !......oooooo....oooo...ooo..god...oooo...god..........fuck....me....ooooo...me....fuck.....hard.....jjjjjjjjjjjuuuuiiiiiiiccccccceeee.e........a.aaaaa.aa.a...ooooooooooo......I'm....cumming !.......oooooo !

JuiceBox69

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13 years ago

Take that condom off baby and fill my pink little pussy full of that juice !

magicrat

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13 years ago

"you can't take advantage of the willing" and "let's find a dark corner so you can make me cum"

CCRiderm

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13 years ago

My favorite was "I don't usually do that, I'm one of the 'good girls'" to my rather pointed request. Then about three sentences later "I usually get $50 tip for this." Now, those two sentences just don't go together.