Joy of Houston
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11242 Farm to Market Rd 529, Houston, TX 77041, USA

Mia looked good...but I would call...

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RoadTripTexas
Jan 20, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

Mia looked good...but I would call her a major teaser/hustler. She approached when I first walked into the club and was very flirtatious and touchy. She was wearing a bikini type outfit which displayed her nice figure...about 34D 23 35 I would guess. She told me was Hispanic...born in Mexico, but grew up here. She is very light complected and has no accent whatsoever.

After buying her a drink and sitting a few minutes, she asked me about going up to the Champagne Room, which I have never been to. When I asked her the price, she told me $85, which which include Champagne or $85 of whatever drink I wanted. I then asked her what her price would be and she told me we could talk about that when we got up there, and could also talk about what she would do, AFTER we got up to the Champagne Room.

I was pressed for time, and I also wanted to find out more about the possibilities, so I thought I would get a table dance first in one of the doorless small rooms. When I asked her, “How much are table dances, $20?...she replied with a laugh and some sort of sarcastic remark, something like “You have to ask?”...and I got the feeling this was a bad sign, along with the fact that she had been evasive about the Champagne Room. I told her I had not been there in a long time, so I was not sure, so she said, “Yea, $20.” She said it in a manner that said she was full of herself...and that she felt confident about hustling me. But, I went along anyway, curious...

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