Need advice from those that have visited the Mexican strip clubs...

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• Sowhatt

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  12 years ago

  If you're gonna try to get here off property for the night then your Spanish had better be pretty good. They normally expect you to stay in the club or in the rooms next door for an hour.
• Rod8432

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  12 years ago

  I've not been there, but I do appreciate your desire to check it off from your bucket list. I'm planning to do the same when next in southern CA, but would probably change the approach you're considering by staying within the club (per Sowhatt's advice) and returning to the US either that same day, or staying the night in a nice/safe hotel and returning in the morning.
• bang69

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  12 years ago

  I've to mexico. All I can say is wach your back. If you feel something isn't rite. Get the HELL BACK INTO THE US ASAP
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  I'd like to check it out myself. What do you tell the border guys on your way in and way out?
• sirjacksalot

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  12 years ago

  It's been about 5 years for me, but I popped a blue pill in San Diego and hit three street girls near Adelitas for about $40 each (with room fee). Just didn't see what I was looking for in the club during the day. Know some phrases (e.g., on tu cara? perrito?) to negotiate, carry lots of $1s and $5s rather than $20s. Just bring over your condoms, passporte, keys, and cash. Keep emergency $ in your shoe if it gives you piece of mind. Get a cab to and from Adelitas, and be cool with everyone. Also, police presence in the Zona is a good thing.
• sirjacksalot

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  12 years ago

  Oh, and when the border agents ask if "you're bringing anything back with you?" just say "you sure hope not." They'll get the joke.
• Electronman

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  12 years ago

  Here's a link to a review that I wrote about a visit to Hong Kong: [view link] There are some other web sites that cover Tijuana in more detail, including helpful Spanish phrases-- [view link] and [view link] Be smart-- don't get drunk or combative, stay in the main strip bars, take a taxi, and have fun.
• Clubber

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  12 years ago

  I've never been to that part of Mexico, but from what I experienced in Nuevo Laredo back in '01, I wouldn't return. You can check my reviews.
• bradlee3286

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  12 years ago

  I just went to hong kong and adelitas today. Alone. IT'S NO BIG DEAL! Go ahead with your plan and don't be scared. I also went at night. I don't think it's any more dangerous than going out alone in some shady downtown area like LA or downtown Philly area which can be shady. My advice is dress down. Sneakers, jeans, no leather jacket. And wear a hat/cap. Makes you blend more. I actually wore a jacket with a hood. I put my hood on with my hat already on in some of the darker walking areas and on the pedestrian bridge walking to my car. People were scared of me! One way to keep people away from you. The cab guys were very friendly. As soon as you cross border. They are there. They take you right to clubs. When you finished they are right outside and take you back. Just say voy a la frontera. No wait at line getting back to USA. 10:30pm. Bring your passport. BTW - I found an "18" yr. old beauty who was probably younger at adelitas and I had a great arriba session for $60. Do I think it was worth overcoming my fear of crossing border. F Yea!!!
• bradlee3286

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  12 years ago

  Also you don't need to stay at hotel in Mexico. Just stay in s. Diego. Go for a few hours then come back. I think it's unlikely to get a stripper to stay with you whole night. Just pick 1-3 of them over course of 3 hours- bang the shit out of them for 30 min each in their next door hotels and get the hell back. Vaya con dios!
• Leonard313

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  12 years ago

  I know hong kong is attached to a hotel...fairly reasonable rates. I just ain't real sure I want to "sleep" above a strip club in a bed that has probably been coated with semen 7092 times and is cleaned by someone that is lucky to make $5 a day. Coming from California and crossing a border, I ain't gonna have a gun with me...so also a bit worried about some late night visitor. The jacuzzi room sounds like a good time...but again, do I want to get in a tub of water that probably has 17% Mexican semen and various diseases? Not to mention it's Mexican water to begin with. I mean, I can't wrap my entire body in a condom! Just seems like a more respectable hotel nearby might be a better choice. The problem is, will the strippers go back to that hotel with you or not? And the San Diego hotel is an idea...probably safer and cleaner...I just don't see crossing a border, drunk, with a Mexican hooker, at 5AM...as a good "Plan A".
• Leonard313

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  12 years ago

  I think it's kinda sad that I can't seem to fully comprehend that a woman would have sex with me for $60. That blows my mind.
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  #1 Godiva $80 fs USA #2 don't drink the water
• Leonard313

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  12 years ago

  Who pissed in Che's cheerios? So is giving a stripper in Detroit $250 for sex the same evil? Or is that okay? Is it okay for the strippers in vegas that make $60000 a year? And is it just the sex that exploits them? I mean sticking a dollar in their underwear while they slide around on a dirty stage like a dog...I mean that's okay right? I admire the crusade my friend...but an odd forum to start that arguement that we're taking advantage of the poor stripper girls.
• Leonard313

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  12 years ago

  Well Che...if it makes you feel any better...maybe I'll rescue one of them while I'm there. Bring her back to the states with me. Then she can work in a states strip club and make more money for turning tricks. I get what you're saying...I do; but it's a fuzzy distinction to me that a girl getting $10 per lay in Mexico is any different than a stripper in a dive strip club letting a guy stare at her vadge for $1 then grind on him till he cums for $15 a song (minus the amount the club gets). It's not the Russian ballet. It's damaged desperate women needing to degrade themselves for money. Whether it's to feed their family in Mexico, pay their rent in Amsteram, or pay their cell phone bill in LA...doesn't make it more or less "OK".
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Ummm that $5 person in a dive for making me cum in the states not $15 get that shit straight !
• Leonard313

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  12 years ago

  Sorry Juice. If it's less than $15...I pass due to the massive cost of antibiotics.
• bradlee3286

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  12 years ago

  Leonard- bro, it seems you have way to many rules/can't dos- 1) semen dies once outside of the body and dries up, a little Mr. Clean wipes it all away, it can't infect you 2) the hotel next to Adelitas had like 60+ rooms- There were like 15-20 girls working when I was there (Sat nite-7-9PM) I only saw about 7 actually leave, get their coat and walk out with a guy during my time there ,most guys were just sitting, drinking, watching the dancing. It's not like there was a line of guys waiting to fuk for each of the 20 girls there. IN fact ,just the opposite- most girls looked bored just standing around. So, I think the majority of guys there- 60-70+ just like hanging with their friends and enjoying the atmosphere and don't go upstairs (although I think that's ridiculous), so the likelihood you actually get a room that was just used that night are SLIM. (yes over the 50 yrs. they have been open, maybe a room has been used 7092x) 3) Exploitation??- Dude who are you kidding- In Los Angeles- I have been with Korean, Russian ,Latina Escorts and have been to many full service Asian massage parlors. (doesn't make me proud I am a sex addict) but ALL of these girls are working voluntarily. I have had straight up conversations with a lot of them. Most of them love sex. Most of them would rather do this then be some secretary making $10/hr. A lot of them have said they always got harrassed sexually at their normal jobs, why not use their sexiness to make $$. Most girls said it's hard being laid by some fat, ugly bastard, but if you are decent looking, have good hygiene, they are happy to get you off for your $$. (since I am good looking they luv taking my money- LOL) 4) FullService massage parlors are $140 in So. Cal. - and there are some hot asian/latinas you can have at that price, So- $60 for a hot Latina chick in Mexico with a tip is not that cheap (for them) and remember $1 US = 12 pesos-Mexico 5) don't try and save anybody, they don't need to be saved, in fact when they get home after a night's work they are laughing at US because we just paid them whatever: $60-$300 to get laid, when we could have jerked off for free watching Xvideos at home/internet
• Leonard313

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  12 years ago

  I never understood the "enjoying the show" guys. If I'm going to the strip club...I want a naked body grinding on me, a nipple in my mouth, and someone working my pole. I don't go to the strip club because it's the only way I can see a naked woman. I mean, I have a computer and an internet connection...and a smartphone...and DVDs. And I sure as hell don't go to a strip club for cheap drinks and great music. I might have to try it out...reading this has at least made me feel a bit safer. But, I gotta renew my passport and get some stuff worked out first. And I'm sort of starting to date a young lady...who probably won't like the idea of me embarking on that adventure...so I may be refraining from strip clubs for a little while...try to "behave myself". But...having sex with a mexican stripper IS on my bucket list...so....I think eventually I gotta take that little drive south of the border.
• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  Never understood the concept of wanting to cross the border just fuck some Mexican girl. All this talk of passports, safety, language, border crossings, taxis, diseases. Doesn't exactly make me wanna hop on a plane to SD today. And the BIGGEST reason. Most Latinas aren't blonde!
• vincemichaels

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  12 years ago

  motorhead, if you come down to South Florida, check out some of the Brazilian babes. There are a lot of fine blonde Brazilian women down there. I hear ya!! Although our fellow TUSCL buddy, Clubber who lives down there can tell ya great stories about the brunettes. :)
• Clubber

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  12 years ago

  vm, Interestingly, my "C" has not been at the club in months, when I've checked. Could be school has really altered her schedule. I don't wish to ask my friends in the club or even her, as it could reignite the "He's mine!" scenario. That said, there have been many new hot ones at Stir.
• rh48hr

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  12 years ago

  Leonard -- I checked it off my bucket list last year and it was great. I never felt unsafe and will make a return trip this year if I can with more cash for additional sessions.
• Leonard313

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  12 years ago

  Well motorhead...not all of us can be ultra-players. When I find a club in the states where I can get laid by hot non-diseased chicks for $60 (and they will actually be grateful)...I guess Mexico won't be a priority. But since most chicks in the states (the non-complete toothless meth addict whores waking the streets) are chargin in the $160-$4000 range for the same service...gotta take the trip. When I'm a millionaire...probably just save the drive...but until then...I can sample 3 pussies for the price of 1 in Mexico...and I don't even need a Costco card!!
• bradlee3286

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  12 years ago

  If you live in S. Diego/Los Angeles- then it makes sense to take the trip and cross the border. But if you are flying here and/or driving here from a far distance- then yes you are spending obviously airfare, gas, hotel. So that totally negates the savings you get even for the $60 sessions. But, I recommend at least once- the atmosphere is so wild-loud music, you can drink at the clubs (most strip clubs-LA- no alcohol) and just the feeling that it's legal to "fuk" whoever you want and you dont have to worry about some bouncer checking in on you, just totally gives you a "high" that no drug can give you. (metaphor -I dont do drugs-only some marijuana in college)
• Leonard313

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  12 years ago

  I totally agree. If I was in the midwest, I'd hit Detroit or just find a local club where extras are offered. But given that I'm gonna be moving to LA/Anaheim area; Mexico is just a 2.5 hour drive. And you're right...it would be better to not have to worry about a guy with a flashlight and clipboard hastling ya. There's something "un-nerving" about banging a stripper right next to a sign that explains the penal code regarding prostitution. However, in my defense officer, it's way too dark in the club to read that sign...just sayin.
• inno123

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  12 years ago

  The only change I would suggest to your plans is not to try to get a hotel on the mexican side. Just go to the clubs and take the girl to the club's normal hotel rooms. The club and the girls have a regular relationship with these and would be nervous going to a strange place with a strange man.