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Cut out the left pocket of my microfiber slacks?

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sirjacksalot

I get the sweatpants vs. shorts vs. windpants debate. Been there, done that. Now that I'm 30-something I'm thinking of stepping up my game to not only include microfiber slacks but no left pocket-- for easy access.

What say you, veterans of the lap dance?

Thanks in advance.

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Alucard

Unless I'm going to a Higher Class Club with a "Dress Code", I prefer shorts with no underwear during my Apr to Oct Clubbing Season. The Ultimate Access. (short of Nudity) LMAO

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sirjacksalot

Yes, so black microfiber golf shorts with no left pocket, too. Point well taken, Sir.

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Prim0

I always wear a Kilt! Scottsman style no less!

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inno123

So I take it the pants have a left pocket but you've cut out the inside? Honestly coming too well prepared for sex at a strip club has a certain creepiness factor to it.

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motorhead

What if she is left handed ?

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jackslash

The kind of pants doesn't matter as long as they have a zipper.

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joesparty

Motorhead raises a good question. Best idea is to cut out BOTH of the front pockets. Keep your money in one of your socks for security.

Personally, I have my own "dick in a box" apparatus a la Justin Timberlake's SNL skit. The peelers always love a present!

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bubbletop

I just unzip. Works for me.

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sirjacksalot

Motorhead, Joesparty: thanks for the insight! It seems that I'm discriminating against left-handed dancers. That's just not right. Thus, I shall do away with both front pockets as Joesparty recommends. @ inno123: there's no hiding it, I actually am a creeper...a first-class pervert of the lowest order. @ Bubbletop, Jackslash: I'm afraid of the floaters/bouncers-- that's one thing. I'd also like to "surprise" dancers with my ingenuity/creativity. It's also an easier way to toss out the discarded condom if I'm not wearing shorts.

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JuiceBox69

Sirjack.....I find this funny and practical if your going to one of those clubs wear stuff don't to maybee do happen....but if your in a dive or ultra high mileage club wear extras are sold just take you dick out and wave it in the air like you just don't care ! You down with opp ? Ya u know me : )

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BadBitchesOnly

Just hope the dude to your left doesn't mistake your crank for a roll of cash and try to pick-pocket you!

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mmdv26

Her: wanna dance

You: sure, let's go

Her: let's sit here, that creepy bouncer can see me here.

You: yeah, good, creepy yeah bad....

Her: want me to start on this song?

You: sure, baby

Her: hey ur kinda turned on already....hahaha...I like that.

You: hey, uh, I cut the left pocket out of my slacks so you can slide your hand right in there and give

    me a hand job. Also, there's a little lotion dispenser down toward my knees, and a warm towel for 
    clean-up over here in my other pocket. Yer hands aren't cold are they?

Her: Creeepy night at the club again.....give me a c-note and I'll think about it. Hey, you're not so turned on

    any more...what's wrong
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JuiceBox69

Mmvd26 omfucking god ! This shit made me squrt all over my iphone then dip my ballz in my cold glass of milk !!!

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Alucard

"Hey, you're not so turned on any more...what's wrong"

Too much talk, maybe... LOL

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sirjacksalot

Well played mmdv26. Well played, sir. hahahaha

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Leonard313

On a more serious note...do any veterans have some suggestions on kinds of pants to wear? I usually wear jeans or khakis which are not all that accessible/comfortable. But I refuse to wear shorts or sweatpants...I mean, I don't want to look like a complete tard. And besides, don't most clubs frown upon you showing up in shorts??

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shadowcat

I weae shorts 99.5% of the time. I have never had a club object to it and if they did, I would just go some where else. Why go where they do not appreciate your business? I am off to the club this afternoon and will be wearing shorts and a T-shirt that reads "I am just a blow job waitibg to happen".

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