Cut out the left pocket of my microfiber slacks?

19 comments

• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  Unless I'm going to a Higher Class Club with a "Dress Code", I prefer shorts with no underwear during my Apr to Oct Clubbing Season. The Ultimate Access. (short of Nudity) LMAO
• sirjacksalot

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  12 years ago

  Yes, so black microfiber golf shorts with no left pocket, too. Point well taken, Sir.
• georgmicrodong

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  12 years ago

  You wear pants?
• Prim0

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  12 years ago

  I always wear a Kilt! Scottsman style no less!
• inno123

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  12 years ago

  So I take it the pants have a left pocket but you've cut out the inside? Honestly coming too well prepared for sex at a strip club has a certain creepiness factor to it.
• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  What if she is left handed ?
• jackslash

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  12 years ago

  The kind of pants doesn't matter as long as they have a zipper.
• joesparty

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  12 years ago

  Motorhead raises a good question. Best idea is to cut out BOTH of the front pockets. Keep your money in one of your socks for security. Personally, I have my own "dick in a box" apparatus a la Justin Timberlake's SNL skit. The peelers always love a present!
• deogol

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  12 years ago

  Isn't there suppose to be some popcorn involved somehow? [view link]
• bubbletop

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  12 years ago

  I just unzip. Works for me.
• sirjacksalot

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  12 years ago

  Motorhead, Joesparty: thanks for the insight! It seems that I'm discriminating against left-handed dancers. That's just not right. Thus, I shall do away with both front pockets as Joesparty recommends. @ inno123: there's no hiding it, I actually am a creeper...a first-class pervert of the lowest order. @ Bubbletop, Jackslash: I'm afraid of the floaters/bouncers-- that's one thing. I'd also like to "surprise" dancers with my ingenuity/creativity. It's also an easier way to toss out the discarded condom if I'm not wearing shorts.
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Sirjack.....I find this funny and practical if your going to one of those clubs wear stuff don't to maybee do happen....but if your in a dive or ultra high mileage club wear extras are sold just take you dick out and wave it in the air like you just don't care ! You down with opp ? Ya u know me : )
• BadBitchesOnly

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  12 years ago

  Just hope the dude to your left doesn't mistake your crank for a roll of cash and try to pick-pocket you!
• mmdv26

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  12 years ago

  Her: wanna dance You: sure, let's go Her: let's sit here, that creepy bouncer can see me here. You: yeah, good, creepy yeah bad.... Her: want me to start on this song? You: sure, baby Her: hey ur kinda turned on already....hahaha...I like that. You: hey, uh, I cut the left pocket out of my slacks so you can slide your hand right in there and give me a hand job. Also, there's a little lotion dispenser down toward my knees, and a warm towel for clean-up over here in my other pocket. Yer hands aren't cold are they? Her: Creeepy night at the club again.....give me a c-note and I'll think about it. Hey, you're not so turned on any more...what's wrong
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Mmvd26 omfucking god ! This shit made me squrt all over my iphone then dip my ballz in my cold glass of milk !!!
• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  "Hey, you're not so turned on any more...what's wrong" Too much talk, maybe... LOL
• sirjacksalot

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  12 years ago

  Well played mmdv26. Well played, sir. hahahaha
• Leonard313

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  12 years ago

  On a more serious note...do any veterans have some suggestions on kinds of pants to wear? I usually wear jeans or khakis which are not all that accessible/comfortable. But I refuse to wear shorts or sweatpants...I mean, I don't want to look like a complete tard. And besides, don't most clubs frown upon you showing up in shorts??
• shadowcat

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  12 years ago

  I weae shorts 99.5% of the time. I have never had a club object to it and if they did, I would just go some where else. Why go where they do not appreciate your business? I am off to the club this afternoon and will be wearing shorts and a T-shirt that reads "I am just a blow job waitibg to happen".