Cut out the left pocket of my microfiber slacks?
sirjacksalot
I get the sweatpants vs. shorts vs. windpants debate. Been there, done that. Now that I'm 30-something I'm thinking of stepping up my game to not only include microfiber slacks but no left pocket-- for easy access.
What say you, veterans of the lap dance?
Thanks in advance.
What say you, veterans of the lap dance?
Thanks in advance.
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Personally, I have my own "dick in a box" apparatus a la Justin Timberlake's SNL skit. The peelers always love a present!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqmqxtlDc…
You: sure, let's go
Her: let's sit here, that creepy bouncer can see me here.
You: yeah, good, creepy yeah bad....
Her: want me to start on this song?
You: sure, baby
Her: hey ur kinda turned on already....hahaha...I like that.
You: hey, uh, I cut the left pocket out of my slacks so you can slide your hand right in there and give
me a hand job. Also, there's a little lotion dispenser down toward my knees, and a warm towel for
clean-up over here in my other pocket. Yer hands aren't cold are they?
Her: Creeepy night at the club again.....give me a c-note and I'll think about it. Hey, you're not so turned on
any more...what's wrong
Too much talk, maybe... LOL