NFL Playoff Predictions Based Solely On Team City's Stripclub Strength
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OK, a belated tongue in cheek prediction of NFL Playoff results based on my "knowledge" of applicable city/area stripclub scene. This post on todays games:
SAINTS VS 49ers: Great, 2 cities that have a number of Deja Vu clubs/ tourist trap joints. New Orleans has the edge in number of clubs (21 vs 14 for SF), but many are divey places. Two SF clubs, Crazy Horse, and MBOT have been T100 at one time, hard pressed to recall any Nola clubs in T100. This implies that Saints will roll up more yards, but not score when it counts. // 49ers OVER SAINTS 21-20
BRONCOS VS PATRIOTS: Denver has 11 clubs, Boston only 3 (probably more in outlying suburbs). Two Denver area clubs are in Top 100 ( #21 and #62 slots), but New England gets some long distance help from Providence clubs in T100. This implies that Denver will score some touchdowns, and New England will have to settle on some field goals. Denver stronger city/metro area than Boston, but long distance help from Providence too much to ignore. // PATRIOTS OVER BRONCOS 23-20
I'll cover Sunday game predictions in another post.
SAINTS VS 49ers: Great, 2 cities that have a number of Deja Vu clubs/ tourist trap joints. New Orleans has the edge in number of clubs (21 vs 14 for SF), but many are divey places. Two SF clubs, Crazy Horse, and MBOT have been T100 at one time, hard pressed to recall any Nola clubs in T100. This implies that Saints will roll up more yards, but not score when it counts. // 49ers OVER SAINTS 21-20
BRONCOS VS PATRIOTS: Denver has 11 clubs, Boston only 3 (probably more in outlying suburbs). Two Denver area clubs are in Top 100 ( #21 and #62 slots), but New England gets some long distance help from Providence clubs in T100. This implies that Denver will score some touchdowns, and New England will have to settle on some field goals. Denver stronger city/metro area than Boston, but long distance help from Providence too much to ignore. // PATRIOTS OVER BRONCOS 23-20
I'll cover Sunday game predictions in another post.
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that just showed up on the top 10 list at number 9
Now that New Orleans is out though, Denver is my next choice, even if I'm not supremely confidant they can go all the way.
I agree George!!!
Only good thing about the Broncos is their Canadian owner, Pat Bowlen, good ol' Edmonton boy.
And the fact that it was a spanking was total BONUS!
OK, 2/2 so far, though my methodology grossly underestimated the victory margin in one case. Moving on to todays games..........
HOUSTON VS BALTIMORE - At least 2 solid cities here. Houston has 61 stripclubs with 1 on T100 list, Baltimore has 31 clubs with 2 on T100 list. There have been several posts about the Baltimore Block, and also how Houston should be a favored destination for the stripclub monger. Getting into the intangibles- I've seen more strong adherents for Houston clubs than Baltimore clubs. More than a few "POM's", and even 1 "POTY" have danced at Houston clubs before their centerfold debut.// TEXANS 31 RAVENS 24
NEW YORK VS GREEN BAY: "NFC", as in No F#^*ing Contest! Green Bay has a grand total of THREE stripclubs. I didn't even bother counting NYC clubs- shoot, they have 3 clubs listed in T100. Green Bay gets long distance help from a club called Beansnappers in Appleton, NYC has some Giants fans in more than a few NJ clubs.// GIANTS 20 PACKERS 3
I do wonder if he is REALLY a virgin? I've seen some of the women in Gainesville
No I wasn't referring to you. I was talking about some the public in general because he is outspoken about his faith.
And some of the so called football experts who criticize him because he isn't the prototypical NFL QB.
He may never be a great QB but he is a very good FOOTBALL player
GIANTS VS 49ERS: NY and SF are both cities not exactly welcoming to the budget minded monger. NYC has more clubs, plus more on T100 list. Intangibles like SF having more nudity options and the must see factor for many mongers (Mbot) make for a closer "game" than the numbers indicate. Still, the sheer volume is hard to beat in NYC case.// NY GIANTS 23 SF 49ers 21
RAVENS VS PATRIOTS: Baltimore Block vs a lot of long distance help from Providence, and some outlying Mass. clubs. Implies that Pats will kick a lot of field goals, but Ravens will score where it counts.// BALTIMORE 23 NEW ENGLAND 19.
We can only pray that it is so.
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