I ended up here in the...

I ended up here in the middle of the week with a buddy. This bar has a few things going for it. First, there's no cover. Second, cheap pictures of beer. Third, I only spent $40 between tipping at the rail, booze and one lap dance. I only saw three dancers: a milf with huge saggy tits, a black girl who really knew how to work the rail and dark haired vixen. As others noted YMMV with dancers. There's not a lot of privacy and it's next to restrooms mostly used by dancers. Your dance is delivered while you sit in a standard wood chair. There's only two chairs so do the math but usually only one girl works at a time. Also, if you want a dance from a specific girl get in line early by tipping and mentioning at the rail otherwise good luck. Most girls will straight up ignore you so feel lucky if you're ever asked "do you want a dance"? If you do the woman probably has a face like a week old hamburger and a cottage cheese ass to boot. Another point of entertainment is the card table next to the two vip chairs. On a friday night the off duty strippers hang out here sometimes with their pimps. It's almost like having a three way when your stripper starts talking to them while she's in the middle of your dance. Forget about checking your text messages in here, I tried it once and they almost broke my legs. Once the allure of the ladies wares off along with my drunken daze I try to sober up by playing the roulette style game in back or buck hunter. I try to avoid saying drunk idioting comments to the bikers who own the club as it's been less than 6 months since the last shooting.