condom broke
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30mg adderall IR a few hours before
Drank probably 3/4 bottle of DeLeon
Killed a ball of white between myself and the stripper
2mg xanax to take the edge off
Who knows how much pot
25mg (I think) viagra to avoid coke dick
Fucking this chick non stop...brain is in another dimension...mind wandering (probably from the drugs)...impossible to cum and who knows how long it's been so I keep pounding on her harder and harder. Finally after for fucking ever I cum. Figure I might as well bust in her since I'm wearing a condom.
Pull out...there isn't even a speck of latex on my dick. as if there was no condom ever.
Both stripper and I look at each other with "oh shit" on our faces.
Total silence. She breaks it with "I'm clean. I get tested."
Christ, 5am on a Wednesday morning I'm taking this chick in my black sports car to walgreens to get Plan B. I'm wearing a suit...she's wearing booty shorts, high heels and an undersized sports jersey over her DD tits.
She doesn't want to get out of the car "because of how she's dressed". As I'm stuck behind some retard at walgreens at the 24 hour pharmacy, my mind tweaking out, room spinning, I start to imagine how easy it would be for her to steal my Merc SL550 (keyless entry and she was already in the car when I left her).
Fucking panicking until finally I get the plan b. Felt like an hour wait. I stumble outside. Thank god my car is still there. I give the chick the plan b and watch her swallow it in front of me.
We get back, I give her the $900 and an oz of weed. At this point it's like 6am and I have to be at work at 9am. I spend the next 3 hours doing blow until I walk into the office.
Didn't get much done that day.
The next day she texts me her pussy is bleeding and she thinks she should go to the doctor.
30mg adderall IR a few hours before
Drank probably 3/4 bottle of DeLeon
Killed a ball of white between myself and the stripper
2mg xanax to take the edge off
Who knows how much pot
25mg (I think) viagra to avoid coke dick
Fucking this chick non stop...brain is in another dimension...mind wandering (probably from the drugs)...impossible to cum and who knows how long it's been so I keep pounding on her harder and harder. Finally after for fucking ever I cum. Figure I might as well bust in her since I'm wearing a condom.
Pull out...there isn't even a speck of latex on my dick. as if there was no condom ever.
Both stripper and I look at each other with "oh shit" on our faces.
Total silence. She breaks it with "I'm clean. I get tested."
Christ, 5am on a Wednesday morning I'm taking this chick in my black sports car to walgreens to get Plan B. I'm wearing a suit...she's wearing booty shorts, high heels and an undersized sports jersey over her DD tits.
She doesn't want to get out of the car "because of how she's dressed". As I'm stuck behind some retard at walgreens at the 24 hour pharmacy, my mind tweaking out, room spinning, I start to imagine how easy it would be for her to steal my Merc SL550 (keyless entry and she was already in the car when I left her).
Fucking panicking until finally I get the plan b. Felt like an hour wait. I stumble outside. Thank god my car is still there. I give the chick the plan b and watch her swallow it in front of me.
We get back, I give her the $900 and an oz of weed. At this point it's like 6am and I have to be at work at 9am. I spend the next 3 hours doing blow until I walk into the office.
Didn't get much done that day.
The next day she texts me her pussy is bleeding and she thinks she should go to the doctor.
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I always thought I'd die drunk driving or from a drug OD. AIDS is so not glamorous
Then again, if you get HIV that doesn't rule out the OD.
On the Klingon homeworld it is a good day to die!
As to the comment how I show up at work and function: adderall.