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The Finger Trap Test - the new test for beauty

May 9, 2014, 9:20 AM
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motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

Have y'all head about this?

Ask you favorite dancers to try this

thegloss.com

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mikeya02

My sweetie would think I'm being silly...again

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shadowcat

I think a better test would be to slip your index finger into her vagina and if you can still bring it to your lips after that, she is beautiful.

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Club_Goer_Seattle

I looked at the photos of the successful candidates. To me that test only seems to discern how big your nose is.

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georgmicrodong

@shadowcat: That's exactly the kind of thing I was half expecting when I opened the article. :)

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scatterbrain

Stupidest thing I've ever heard!

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MrDeuce

Stupid test. However, I followed this link from thegloss.com, every manly man's favorite website:

thegloss.com

and found this video of a hot Spanish chica stuffing a pillow under her dress to see how she would look pregnant and then sticking a pin into a bunch of condoms. WTF? Feliz dia de la madre, indeed!

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SlickSpic

The Mario Test is better.

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