The Finger Trap Test - the new test for beauty

7 comments

• mikeya02

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  10 years ago

  My sweetie would think I'm being silly...again
• shadowcat

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  10 years ago

  I think a better test would be to slip your index finger into her vagina and if you can still bring it to your lips after that, she is beautiful.
• Club_Goer_Seattle

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  10 years ago

  I looked at the photos of the successful candidates. To me that test only seems to discern how big your nose is.
• georgmicrodong

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  10 years ago

  @shadowcat: That's exactly the kind of thing I was half expecting when I opened the article. :)
• scatterbrain

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  10 years ago

  Stupidest thing I've ever heard!
• MrDeuce

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  10 years ago

  Stupid test. However, I followed this link from www.thegloss.com, every manly man's favorite website:
  
  http://www.thegloss.com/2014/05/03/fashi…
  
  and found this video of a hot Spanish chica stuffing a pillow under her dress to see how she would look pregnant and then sticking a pin into a bunch of condoms. WTF? Feliz dia de la madre, indeed!
• SlickSpic

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  10 years ago

  The Mario Test is better.