is it better to go to my favorite strip club once, or twice a month

Whatever you can afford and have time for. I go every week to multiple clubs when I have time. Having time is the biggest factor for me now.

Yea I guess your right, you must have that loong money

There are months I don't go at all, and then there are months I go 2 consecutive weekends (the only time I really can go under normal circumstances due to my job). I've never done consecutive days, but I did do 2 of 3 once (one of those being a day off from work). Go whenever you want as long as you can afford it.

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Given a monthly budget of 700, I'd go twice a month and spend $350 each time. At least at the clubs I go to: $350 per trip is easily enough to have an outrageously good time, and twice a month is frequent enough that the girls will notice you as a frequent customer to pursue and you'll be able to get OTC with the girls who only go OTC with more trusted customers, staff will recognize you as a regular and give you some leeway as far as contact, etc.

+1 Subraman

I'd go two or three times.

Go as often as you can afford the level of fun you want. If the fun you want costs $700, go once a month. If $350 gets you enough, go twice.

On that kind of budget, I'd probably go to a club once a week, spending some (but not necessarily an equal) fraction each week. Maybe 50, 300, 50, 300. Maybe 100, 100, 100, 400.

I would do what I always did and hit multiple clubs a night. Different places and different women. Over time on the circuit they all get to know you anyway.

Why no spread the joy out over the whole month?!?!?!?!?!? =)

For $700 a month I'd hit Club O in Harvey, IL and Dollie's Playhouse in Washington Park every week (or spend the first half of the month in south Chicagoland and the second half in ESL -- you get the picture), spending 8 visits @ $70 = $560. The balance would go to food, gas, and my 401(k) :)

Seriously, in a year I typically visit 20+ clubs a total of 60-100 times, so each visit has to be fairly inexpensive. When it comes to strip clubs, I'm more of a quantity than a quality guy.