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Regretting commitments

May 6, 2014, 11:53 AM

Have you ever regretted the commitments or promises you've made to a dancer. Man, I have.

I live up to my commitments and if I promise to do something it gets done. Sometimes, after a few drinks, I get diarrhea of the mouth and start making promises to the honey's that I could regret later. Examples -

"Oh, you're moving next week? I have a truck and can help you haul your stuff."

"Your birthday is in two weeks, I'm going to take you to the nicest restaurant in the valley to celebrate."

The words sound great as the three shots of Patron are pulsating thru my veins with the honey sitting on my lap. Not so great, the next day when I remember I just promised someone I would help them move and have to manage the logistics.

Regardless, a promise is a promise.

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mikeya0211 years ago

^^^^ you kinda sound like me. Thank God I don't have a truck.

Experimental11 years ago

damn dude you a pro PL

steve22911 years ago

@lonewolf - do dancers seem surprised when you actually follow thru?

If some drunken guy promises them something, wouldn't they just regard it as "customer shit"

londonguy11 years ago

It's a commendable trait to have in life, however where dancers are concerned I wouldn't worry about not keeping to your word. How many of them keep to theirs?

Lone_Wolf11 years ago

@Experimental- Guilty. I'm probably at the top of the list of biggest PL's to ever post on TUSCL.

@steve229: Not really surprised. More like entitled. Probably a lot more guys out there like me than would be expected.

@londonguy: None of them keep their word unless money is involved.

I have to admit though, taking the honey's out to dinner is a blast. Some of the funnest dates I have ever had.

Papi_Chulo11 years ago

Thatâ€™s not you talking â€“ thatâ€™s your dick talking

What you are really saying is not â€œIâ€™d like to help you moveâ€ - but - â€œI wanna fuck you so bad Iâ€™ll do anythingâ€

motorhead11 years ago

You're a good man Charlie Brown

Club_Goer_Seattle11 years ago

Like most others above, I've certainly had my share of dancers not following through on commitments. I've met all my commitments to dancers I've ever met. Maybe only a few I couldn't, but I explained ahead of time, or rescheduled where necessary.

One dancer who has repeatedly failed to do little things (lunch, trips to our local dog park with our dogs, etc.) with me outside of the club that she said she would, but hasn't, no longer gets my business.

Clackport11 years ago

I tell plenty of dancers that I will get dances with them, and then I don't end up getting any dances from them. If that counts as a commitment, then I don't regret any of it. These strippers would do the same if they had the chance.

sharkhunter11 years ago

I think if you were drinking, you might appear to be boyfriend material if you forget about anything you told her. :) Unless you were serious and you agreed to have sex with her or something like that.

stenton111 years ago

I wouldn't worry about it. Follow through on what you said to her or not. Just know that if you do help out, don't expect a return in gratuities. Strippers have very short term memories, so don't do it unless you're prepared to possibly get nothing in return, or you may get some great ass! Who knows? Fucking with strippers is like going to the casino, except you'll rarely get any comps.

Clubber11 years ago

Nope!

georgmicrodong11 years ago

I don't drink when I'm in a club, so I don't have to deal with the unfortunate consequences thereof. I tend not to make a commitment I think I'll regret. Which doesn't mean I've never made a commitment I ended up regretting, of course.

One time I told a girl that I'd give her a ride home. She was pretty straight at the time, but by the time she was ready to go, no more than 30 minutes later, she was about as fucked up as I've ever seen.

I took her home anyway, but the next time she asked, it was a definite no. She got all pouty faced and asked why, so I told her I didn't want a drugged up, barely awake person in my car. I don't need to be stopped with what she probably had on her.