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average age of stripper

May 11, 2014, 9:50 AM
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LMN

Whats the average age of strippers you prefer to see otc?

I'm in my mid twenties, so I tend to like the 18-20 year old range.

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Clubber

Over 18 and then their age doesn't matter. What I see is all that matters.

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steve229

I don't know about you But I'm feeling 22

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mikeya02

@LMN, so you're in your mid twenties? Strippers, drugs and board meetings at 7:00 am? You sound awesome. Please tell us more.

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ATACdawg

I prefer mothers or, in one case, grandmothers (she's 44). I've found that they have a lot more maturity and a lot more to say in an intelligent fashion. The youngest is 23.

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Caprisun69

Mikeya LMFAO 👏👏👏👏

Don't forget guys I had a hunch that LMN was 1 of 3 individuals, either ranucam, juice, or alucard. Lmn "alleges" he is in his mid 20's that narrows it down too either ranucam or juice. If lmn "Alleges" that he has a big cock or is so damn good looking or that he gets hot stripper pussy for free we know its that bullshitter ranucam

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Clubber

Capri,

Hold on a second! Are you trying to say that everyone and everything on here isn't 100% true? If so, I am shocked!

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jackslash

Everybody on this board is a Juice alias.

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Caprisun69

Clubber ROTFL 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭 I heard that there are really only 10 true members on this bored

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Caprisun69

Jack slash u might be right LOL u guys sure do know how too make a grown man giggle 😂😂😂

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Clackport

Anywhere from 23-30.

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alabegonz

Web browsers leave traces like IP addresses.

So only the admin will know if these dudes are different or the same.

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scatterbrain

I've said it before and I'll say it again. The perfect age for any female companionship, whether it's your SO or you CF, is half your age plus seven. No matter what age you are, it works. 20 yr old- 17. 40 yr old- 20. 50yr old- 32. You do the math.

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Caprisun69

^^^shiuld we deem this "the system 2" or "the calculation"

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farmerart

I am most partial to the well preserved 35+ brigade of strippers.

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Dougster

18 to 35. Prefer younger ones who have not had time to become jaded yet, however over grieseled veterans.

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Caprisun69

Good one hotstuff!! 👏👏👏

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georgmicrodong

Over 18, under too old.

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scatterbrain

HotStuff- never claimed to be a math genius. Scatterbrained...yes. Math genius...no.

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motorhead

Ideal age is 30 give or take a couple of years

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Caprisun69

28-29 for me...still sexually ripe yet a hint of sophistication and maturity

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IanSmith

Women are like fruit with a target range of 28-32 for perfect ripeness.

It is always a good idea to try a younger girl who is not quite ripe and has a bit of a tart bite every now and then.

OTOH it is never a good idea to tempt fate trying anything older than 32 and over ripe. It is like dealing with a rotting gooey mess that gets worse day by day and can only result in gagging on that putrid sensation that you can’t get out of your nostrils. Similar to durian.

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GoVikings

scatterbrain....where did you come up with that?

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ATACdawg

I guess that Scatterbrain's system will prevent anyone under 22 from entering a club .... at least if they want to stay out of jail.

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zipman68

Well, you could impose some sort of error on this, to allow users of "the mathematical system" to use the services of those that aren't exactly half their age +7 years.

For example, an 18 year old would be unable to find his perfectly aged companion in a juice bar using the standard system. But add in a +/- 3 year fudge factor and all is ok.

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zipman68

I should clarify for the sake ofLMN, since that dude lives on the edge. The +/- 3 years should only be used to justify finding girls that are 18+. So don't try anything questionable, LMN my brother.

Except the questionable shit you pull most days. Like going home from your job makin' the onion rings and French fries and the trolling TUSCL as a rich stud, per se!

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