I prefer mothers or, in one case, grandmothers (she's 44). I've found that they have a lot more maturity and a lot more to say in an intelligent fashion. The youngest is 23.
Don't forget guys I had a hunch that LMN was 1 of 3 individuals, either ranucam, juice, or alucard. Lmn "alleges" he is in his mid 20's that narrows it down too either ranucam or juice. If lmn "Alleges" that he has a big cock or is so damn good looking or that he gets hot stripper pussy for free we know its that bullshitter ranucam
I've said it before and I'll say it again. The perfect age for any female companionship, whether it's your SO or you CF, is half your age plus seven. No matter what age you are, it works. 20 yr old- 17. 40 yr old- 20. 50yr old- 32. You do the math.
Women are like fruit with a target range of 28-32 for perfect ripeness.
It is always a good idea to try a younger girl who is not quite ripe and has a bit of a tart bite every now and then.
OTOH it is never a good idea to tempt fate trying anything older than 32 and over ripe. It is like dealing with a rotting gooey mess that gets worse day by day and can only result in gagging on that putrid sensation that you can’t get out of your nostrils. Similar to durian.
Well, you could impose some sort of error on this, to allow users of "the mathematical system" to use the services of those that aren't *exactly* half their age +7 years.
For example, an 18 year old would be unable to find his perfectly aged companion in a juice bar using the standard system. But add in a +/- 3 year fudge factor and all is ok.
I should clarify for the sake ofLMN, since that dude lives on the edge. The +/- 3 years should only be used to justify finding girls that are 18+. So don't try anything questionable, LMN my brother.
Except the questionable shit you pull most days. Like going home from your job makin' the onion rings and French fries and the trolling TUSCL as a rich stud, per se!
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I don't know about you
But I'm feeling 22
Don't forget guys I had a hunch that LMN was 1 of 3 individuals, either ranucam, juice, or alucard. Lmn "alleges" he is in his mid 20's that narrows it down too either ranucam or juice. If lmn "Alleges" that he has a big cock or is so damn good looking or that he gets hot stripper pussy for free we know its that bullshitter ranucam
Hold on a second! Are you trying to say that everyone and everything on here isn't 100% true? If so, I am shocked!
So only the admin will know if these dudes are different or the same.
Women are like fruit with a target range of 28-32 for perfect ripeness.
It is always a good idea to try a younger girl who is not quite ripe and has a bit of a tart bite every now and then.
OTOH it is never a good idea to tempt fate trying anything older than 32 and over ripe. It is like dealing with a rotting gooey mess that gets worse day by day and can only result in gagging on that putrid sensation that you can’t get out of your nostrils. Similar to durian.
For example, an 18 year old would be unable to find his perfectly aged companion in a juice bar using the standard system. But add in a +/- 3 year fudge factor and all is ok.
Except the questionable shit you pull most days. Like going home from your job makin' the onion rings and French fries and the trolling TUSCL as a rich stud, per se!