7 comments

Test Drive

May 7, 2014, 3:38 AM

Been looking for a good, reliable daytime girl, but hadn't seen anyone to my liking until the other afternoon when a dancer caught my eye. A little older model, but her body was in great shape. Tipped her at the stage and she gave me some good contact (check).

She joined me after her stage set, and we chatted a little before she asked if I would like to get a dance. I said I had time for one dance before I had to go. During the dance, when I was slow to grope her, she moved my hand to her breast (check). As the music for the first song ended she continued to move sensously against me, and asked if we were done, or did I want to continue. "Well" I said, "since we're here.."

Later, when we were done, she gave me an accurate dance count (check) and didn't ask for a tip (check). A discussion of schedules and a discreet exchange of phone numbers followed (check). All in all, a sucessful test drive.

So how do you test drive?

comments (7)

motorhead11 years ago

Quick story about the last time I had a test drive. I took a drive with the Honda salesman and while we were still in the vehicle, he saw someone else in the lot. He quickly shoved me his card and jumped out of the car. Feeling slighted, I went across the street and bought a Toyota. That day. A week later the Honda sales guy called me and asked me if I had made a decision. Fuck yes I did.

SlickSpic11 years ago

@Moto-Who could ask for anything more?

I test drive cars like Kramer. I keep on driving.

jabthehut11 years ago

Went into a Saturn dealership looking to test drive a car and stood in the middle of the showroom for about 15 minutes while different employees walked by. I left and went to an Acura dealer where I test drove and bought an Integra. Returned to the Saturn dealer a few weeks later and got the Sales Manager to come see my new car and hear my story.

deogol11 years ago

Same story with dancers... if they ask, one gets PO'ed. If they don't ask, one gets PO'ed. If ya want something, ya got to ask.

MIClubber11 years ago

The most recent CF is quite similiar to your experience:

Good eye and body contact on stage.
Talked for a while before the dance.
Told me I could touch her anywhere and engaged in light kissing, and close intimate style dancing, just the way that I like it. 3.5 Her dances were not robotic and they progressed with each one.
She at least acted like she enjoyed it and said she liked how I touched her.
When I told her I only had time for one more song, she did everything in her power to make sure I came. I did.
Before I left she took my phone and added her digits.

That, ladies, is how a successful interview is conducted. Of course it all started when she passed the eye test. There was no count cheating involved and she got a good tip. Both parties left happy and ready for round two.

Prim011 years ago

It's all about customer service...

SlickSpic11 years ago

"The Eye Test."

Is that anything like the "Mario Test"?