how much will you spend this weekend?

Signing NFL contract with the Miami Dolphins

$1.4 million

That is usually what I spend on a slow Monday

Buying a near mint Superman No. 1 comic. Will have to sell part of my vast collection of collectibles.

I was thinking of clubbing on Saturday afternoon; but I’ll be picking up my new Bugatti (the 2nd one I’ve bought this year) – so at least Sat afternoon is shot.

I'll be making money by selling drugs, pimping whores, and driver service for 200ish.

I sucked dick for $25 a poo in the men's bathroom in non extra clubs

Party!

I'm spending 10K this weekend. Not on strippers. I'm paying a hit man to rid the world of a douche-bag.

New rad for F-150 - $810

New headlights for F-150 - $225

Box of beer for Fat Farley - $27

2 boxes of beer for farmerart - $54

Labour for Fat Farley - $0

Labour for farmerart - $0 X 2

I won't be spending any money this weekend. Two strippers are coming over to clean my house and fuck my brains out for free.

cover charge. - $0
beer or drinks $18
dances $25 and higher
stage tips. $10 to $30
gas. $21
food. $2 to $7 if I'm really hungry.

Last weekend I spent a total of $35 on two dances and stopped at that.
Dancers wanted 20 to 30 per dance. I'm not buying at those prices.
Now at two for 30, I have at times bought several dances. I live in South Carolina and getting paid a lot less than the national average. A salary calculator said my equivalent pay in New York City would need to be 44% higher just to have the same quality of life based on my current location.

I have spent more on occassion. sometimes less.

@shadowcat- you da man!

I ain't hitting up any strip clubs this weekend, I've spent too much money in the strip club the past two nights.

That was two dances for $25. I have been offered two for $20 in just the past few weeks. After a certain point , more dances aren't fun.

I'll be cleaning the catbox and mowing the lawn. Those won't cost me a thing.

If you can somehow manage to run the cat over with your car you can eliminate cleaning out the cat box!

@ATACdawg: I like the cat. :)

Funny story, george. When I lived in Jacksonville, the guy who was the waterfront director at the yacht club told us that he was part of the crew on a sailboat delivery. The "head" was located between the forward and main cabins and stretched the full beam of the boat. There was a cat on board and its litter box was on the deck opposite the toilet. It was a pretty rough night but John had to go. While he was sitting on the throne, the boat took a knockdown (blown on its side by the wind) and he was catapulted across the head, landed face first in the cat box after which his business followed him in.

In his words, "I was picking cat shit and litter out of my teeth and thinking that I wanted to find that cat and heave him into the drink! It was the worst night of my life."

I find it hard to blame the cat for that sort of mishap. After all, did the cat put the catbox in the head? I doubt it. :)

I'm pretty sure that John felt that way too. However, seeking vengeance against the sea is pretty much a losing proposition, and the cat's owner would probably put up a fight. Hence, only the cat would be available to take out frustrations on. :-)

I'm up to about $800 already.

I spent a lot more than $35 on dances last night. The last 4 dances were not as good as the four from another dancer. Two for $30 was the most I paid.