I've fixed LMN's post!

Mr. "broken condom scares" LMN just PMed me with a groovy story. Apparently, he traveled to the year 2525 where he proceeded to pick up a future hooker. He told the following story...

I took my DuhLorian time machine to the year 2525, per se, where I picked up a hooker with G cup titties, per se. Those future implants are really natural feeling, per se, because they are boobie tissue cloned from the girl, per se. I got her back to the orbiting hotel, per se, where I took...

30mg adderall IR, per se, a few hours before, per se
Drank probably 34 bottles, per se, of DeLeon
Killed a ball of white, per se, between myself and the stripper
2mg xanax to take the edge off, per se
Who knows how much pot
250mg (I think) viagra to avoid coke dick per se

Then I topped it off with some adrenochrome. Not the actual chemical, per se, but the fictional Hunter S. Thompson adrenochrome harvested from the adrenals of a hobo I killed. I think it may have been BagBoyJames per se.

All high on this shit I'm fucking this chick non stop...brain is in another dimension per se...mind wandering from the drugs per se...impossible to cum and who knows how long it's been so I keep pounding on her until the Klingons beam the rubber right off my dick, per se.

Then I woke up in my parents basement. The sheets were all sticky, per se. Oh shit, I need to get into work tomorrow at 5 am to clean up the fryer for the onion rings, per se. Mr. McGee is gonna bust me, per se.