Dancers On Trampolines

I was watching some old Man Show reruns yesterday, enjoying the Juggies jumping on trampolines. This got me to thinking which isn't ever healthy for anybody. What if the strip clubs got rid of stages and poles and brought in trampolines instead? I know that a lot of you ladies and gentlemen don't even give two flying fucks for tipping on stage or acrobatics. I think that I might or might not be on to something. You'd still have to tip. Maybe we'd be able to jump around with the gals. It would give new meaning to the word, Tramp-o-line.