Gawker is one of my favorite posters on TUSCL. I'm always eager to read what he has to say.
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Gawker has weirder, wilder and woolier adventures than I have. I had lots of strange, fucked up times with my xATF, some of which I have written about here, but Gawker has outdone me. Stories of 3-ways, lascivious encounters, drugs like crack and heroin, hours and days of sex, an ATF in and out of rehab and jail... I stand in awe.
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Gawker spends more money on strippers than I do. I thought I wasted a lot of cash on hot dancers, but Gawker spends more than the gross domestic product of some African nations.
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Gawker is older than me. I thought I was almost at the end of the road, but Gawker is still going strong.

Yes, Gawker is Da'shit