This place is very much not...

Babe's NOLA

Burlington, NJ

I went here on a Wednesday evening. I'm not a regular at NJ clubs, but have been all over the country. A $10 cover on a weeknight is not out of bounds for a big…

The G Spot

Eastampton, NJ

I've been a lot of places, and this was at the bottom of the barrel. I was there half an hour before anyone even got up to dance. There were several girls around that…

Excape Nightclub

Baltimore, MD

Went to this place on a Wednesday afternoon because I happened to be in the area. No cover charge, decent decor. The stage is long and narrow, with two poles. It's surrounded by the bar…

Probably the diviest strip club I’ve been to in Baltimore, and that’s either a positive or a negative depending on what you’re looking for. There’s a small parking lot, which is convenient, but the surrounding…

After a few months, I found myself back in the area so I decided to swing by Haven's to see if thinks had changed and more importantly to try to find out if private…

I decided to visit Haven again after a few weeks away. I was pleasantly surprised to see some new younger dancers. Early 20s, one has long dark hair and very curvy, good dancer. Another was early 20s,…

This isn’t a strip club so much as a classic dive bar with naked dancers in the background. The crowd is pretty low-key, the drinks are cheap, and the vibe is relaxed. While I was…