Shitting is so much fun! I am doing it right now! The shitter stall was occupied so I am shitting in the trash can. I think it is brilliant, but some homeless guy is yelling at me...fuck you bagboyjames!
The guy in the shitter ended up being the Manager! He was pissed the fuck off and he yelled at me and I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed...
And laughed and laughed and laughed...
And...
Shit.
"Shitting is so much fun!"
And it feels good too! And I ain't talking shit. (Well, I am I guess)
Medical researchers have coined the term "poo-phoria" to describe the intense feeling of relaxation one experiences after taking a huge dump. A very large bowel movement can stimulate the vagus nerve which can control heart rate and breathing and release those Doctor Feelgood chemicals.
So take a big poop and be happy.
"So take a big poop and be happy."
Brilliant!
But remember to clean well afterwards if you want a rimjob! Take my handle as a cautionary tale! ;)
Lol all u fucks
Hahah