Another human Barbie. Would she make a good stripper?

Would she make a good stripper?

Her parents won't let her date and she is 26?

It may depend on how much pent up sexual frustration she has. Could be a crap shoot

She can only strip if her mom does too.

I could see her being too mechanical in her BJs. lol.

Of course they don't let her out by herself she is their meal ticket and if she leaves or get pregnant they may have to go to work.

At 26, she's a little over the hill to be a Barbie. The makeup is looking caked on. But that photo of when she was 22 is so fucking hot.

I'd still probably sign up to be her "personal trainer". Might even do it pro bono.

there is more photoshop going on in that photo than in a Kardashian's Instagram

Huh? Not the photo with the red-eye on the red car seat. That's the one shot of her as an adult that ISN'T retouched to hell. That, plus the relative lack of makeup is why she looks good to me.