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Stripper joke du jour

MrDeuce

Illinois

A customer kept tucking Monopoly money in a stripper's G-string -- first a Monopoly one-dollar bill, next a Monopoly five-dollar bill, and then a Monopoly ten-dollar bill.

Finally the exasperated stripper asked "Why do you keep putting fake money in my G-string?"

He answered "Because you keep putting fake tits in my face!"