On this Memorial Day I left the house at 7AM for a 30-mile bike ride. While pedaling along the bike trail, I reflected that as a man in his 60's I have at most 20 or 30 years to live. I had been a serious and hard-working student and then a serious and hard-working employee. Fun was always far down on my list of priorities.
Well, I'm going to do things for myself for this whole summer. Every day I'm going to ride my bike and read interesting books and eat good food. At least twice a week I'm going to have fun with strippers, either ITC or OTC. I'm going to taste pussies and let the juices drip down my chin.
I proclaim this The Summer of Jack.


@Jack: I thought you'd owned your own business. Was I mistaken?