PL, cat lady, same diff?

(Here I mean us hard-core, some say rare, PLs who are satisfied by a basic lap dance with no more than 2-way contact.)

Both are generally getting on in years. Both generally are single or have a "complex" relationship with their significant other. Both lavish money and attention on beings who view them as mere conveniences. Neither gets any orgasms out of the arrangement. I'm assuming this about cat ladies, since their cats generally don't have any bare spots where the fur was rubbed off or anything.

Of course, strippers clearly win out over pets when you think about who you'd want to die at home with. They say a dog will wait several days before eating its owner. A cat just waits till there's no more friskies in its bowl. A stripper would just find your credit card, and go home an order pizza before it got turned off.