I actually had a pretty good...

I actually had a pretty good visit today dropping by randomly. I normally plan my trips, but I ended up unexpectedly in the area for work and had two hours to kill, from 3 to 5. I paid $20 for entry and bottomless pop, then made myself comfortable. As always they had on dancer on each end of the long narrow stage with the closest to the door being full nude and the far gal being topless only. Upon entering, the nude dancer wasn't anything to celebrate, but the 2nd up had huge bolt-ons, great legs and ass, butterface. But that's why they keep clubs dark...dancers and patrons all look better in the dark. Unfortunately, I didn't get to watch the 2nd dancers show as a motorcycle immediately parked next to me and began to rev her engine.

Shortly thereafter, she was called on stage and promised to return. She looked older than she probably was, but her headlights and seat didn't show signs of hail damage and she promised she was still a contender and could race around the track at different levels of competitiveness, depending on sponsorship level. She offered a warm up lap and afterward convinced me to take 5 more laps for $200 with the guarantee her sponsors always end up on the podium. The laps were a lot of fun despite close supervision by the race official, the presence of instant replay, and lots of talk about LE busting the place before. Although we didn't finish at the top, the laps were exciting enough to sponsor another race in the future.

I returned to my seat hoping to see some of the other talent on staff for a Thursday afternoon. Two natural, younger dancers were up and I was hoping they'd approach me after they were done, but the were swooped up by others as soon as they left the stage. The next two dancers were unremarkable, so I decided to leave 45 minutes earlier than planned to get a jump on traffic. Overall, the talent this afternoon was better than my last weekend night visit.