Fucking Non-Strippers

Shopping for groceries at your nearest "trader joes" type store. Target rich environment.....

I cruise the nursing homes. :)

This is great old men sharing pick up advice with each other. Complete wankfest/circle-jerk.

I don't fuck civies. I want to remain faithful to my strippers.

John, it has been a decade since I fucked a civvie other than my wife, but when I was dating, I met them on online interest forums. I also picked up the occasional gal from one of my local bars, but I often regretted it in the sober light of day. For guys of a certain age, there really aren't' too many places that are conducive to easy hookups.

So I have this routine where I sometimes stop at the grocery store on my way home from work and this one store has wine tastings a few days a week after work (like 5PM to 7PM). I am always shocked at all the MILF pussy that is at these especially on a Thursday or Friday, that may be a good place to start.

Also wine bars depending on where you live. In some larger cities I will go into these and it's cougar heaven, and most of these babes are on the prowl. I am way to young for these babes as most of them where 50+ and more plastic on them than the front bumper of a Honda Accord.

Lastly, you may want to check out your local upscale gym. I live next to a golf resort and they have gym membership for locals. Of course the snotty MILFs (the ones that wear full on makeup to work out) are too cool to go to the local Planet Fitness so they go here. I go there too, and sometimes I see MILFs so hot I feel the need to go masturbate in the locker room. Alas I can only look because Mrs. Shailynn works out there too, but if things were different, I would be more than willing to let them drink from my water bottle.

So you're in your 50s?

What demo are you targeting? Are you aiming for casual sex or "dating"?

Most civis I fuck come from C/L actually. It's like a 1 out of 500 success rate but I've met quality women there. The whole secret is to post interesting adds, like looking for mushroom hunting partners and women who want to try out for The Amazing Race and audition with me.

There are tons of horny MILF's and cougars out there. You just have to know where to find them. According to some guys at the airport bar tonight, live music venues are a magnet for this demographic of women.

James, I'm looking for any kind of sex, regular or casual. I'm 50. I'm not really looking for a steady dating relationship with one woman, but I'd probably accept one for a while if the sex were good.

Rockstar, What's C/L? Craig's List?

Try POF. (Plenty of Fish).

I like to call it: Plenty of Fucks. lol.

Lots of horny chicks on that site. I've had crazy success on it for civilian chicks.

I met my current AA fuck buddy at a regular bar and my Latina fuck buddy through her. They apparently like to share. I wonder how long that will last.

C/L is Craig's List, and I agree about the music venues if you want a hot 40+. Lots of women are around when we play. They usually are in small groups of women so you have to have your game on to cull them from the herd.

I'm trying to think of a spot where older people hang out.

Maybe church?

rankum: The problem with picking up women at church is that they are people who go to church.

Ranukam, the ones older than me hang out playing bingo, and playing the slots at one of the Indian casinos around here

If you don't want a relationship and just want sex; then why not just stick to P4P?

I'm not a playa by any means; but for most guys it's hard to find:

• a chick that you find attractive/desirable and she finds you attractive/desirable

• and is into exactly what you are into - just fucking – i.e. no dating; dinners; gifts; etc – i.e. you only see her when you wan to fuck

What are the chances the avg guy can pick up attractive/desirable women whom are willing to fuck at the snap of a finger; especially middle-aged guys? Yeah – some guys seem pretty adept at getting pussy – but there is often still some investment of time and effort and then on top of that being able to get it w/ no strings attached and get it from a hot chick nonetheless instead of setting for what you can get which I think is what he avg guy probably does.

Papi definitely has a point. Even in fuck buddy situations I had in the past there was always a certain veneer of dating (at least getting drinks together or going on a hike or something). Or else I was the Dick on Demand the girl called at 1 am when she was drunk and horny/lonely. It was on her schedule, but the sex was worth it.

I've been to bars where I brought the average age down. Hotel bars are notorious for skewing towards older professionals, although they can be dead. Wine bars also tend not to have too many drunk coeds. The richer parts of town have more expensive bars that tend to attract more established people.

I personally strongly prefer Internet over bar for meeting people, simply because it involves less wasted time. But I'm also not sure how well it works for a slightly older demographic.

First of all JS69 your looking for a place and activities to bond over with females. Co-ed sports. Join a softball league. Good mix of gals in the late 20's and early 30's. Make a friend that's female to take you to yoga for a few months, if she stops going after a few sessions won't matter, girls know you were invited in the yoga studio and bonding is inevitable. Thing is you have to find bonding activities just like you already have at strip clubs. Only cheaper. I like rock climbing gyms too.

only use Internet dating as a supplement to real dating. you are going to get approached by 40 somethings on the regular just be nice they have 20 something friends.

I'm way past any interest in dating civies but back in the days when I was, I had my most success through friends.

I had just one actual fuck buddy relationship. She was a single mom and we'd do long weekends and 4 hour trysts, and the only thing we had in common was sex. We got along just fine otherwise, but we weren't dating material outside of fucking. And the sex was the best I ever had as vanilla sex goes. I still miss her...she got an actual b/f and broke it off. Oh well.

w/ fuck buddies IMO one sorta gets what they can when they can – w/ P4P one can more often get what they want when they want.

Not trying to say one way is better than the other – just an observation.

Papi, I agree there are many advantages to P4P. But I want civie women because the risks of stds is less so we can fuck bareback. Of course I already go uncovered with the DS, but she's special and unique. It's unlikely Id ever fuck another stripper uncovered.

JS69: I prefer civi women too. Like you say, lower STD risk, and they'll stay overnight without breaking the bank. You do lose points in the looks department, but as long as she has some skills, who cares?

I agree that civvies would “potentially” have a lower risk of STDs than P4P gals; but there is also the risk of pregnancy if you have not been snipped.

Che, I l love every woman as I'm having an orgasm inside her. But it never lasts past the last thrust.

You are never too old for the bar scene. There are girls out there looking for older guys. Also waitresses at restaurants where alcohol is served is good for me. I have hooked up with 2 from Hooters in the last 6 years and had lots of fun with them. The only reason I don't go that route anymore is because I've gotten lazy and dancers are easy. As far as what you say to them I just start a conversation that is sexy but not offensive. I am in sales so I have no problem talking to people. The more you talk you know more what they like. You ask them out starting with dinner then a movie then TV at their place or your hotel. I compliment their looks and start with things like "wow you know you are even more beautiful than I thought" "you are really fun and I just love being with you" " I bet you are really fun in bed" "I would just to love make with you" etc. At least it works for me or has worked for me.