Strip Club Etiquette
MrDeuce
Illinois
Thursday, May 28, 2015 2:29 PM
1. Never hang around the club after it closes waiting to meet a dancer. It's creepy.
2. Don't take your wife/girlfriend. She may find out she prefers girls.
3. Never tip with coins. It's tacky.
4. Don't talk dirty. You're not *their* fantasy.
5. Don't spank the dancers' bottoms. That's their job.
6. Always tip waitresses and bartenders. They may be dancing next week.
7. Keep your smartass comments to yourself. You're not as clever as you think.
8. Dress for success. No dancer is attracted to tank tops and flip-flops.
9. If you sit at the stage, tip often. Otherwise you're a pervert.
10. Don't ask a dancer, "Do you go out with customers?" It's insulting.
Comment: This list may very well have originated on Stripper Web. #10, in particular, will be controversial with the OTC hounds on this board.
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