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Had to cut John Smith's DS free

rickthelion
rickthelion

10 yrs ago · 1 min read

Just couldn't take the whiney bitch any more. Even rickthevulture was all "launch the bitch" and he has a hard time finding female hairless apes that let him ejaculate in their mouth or pussy. DS really got into it. What a little whore.

I can't blame the majority of female hairless apes because I'm sure vulture jizz tastes rancid. He's my little buddy and a good friend but you know that eating rotten meat has to make your jizz kind of nasty. That what makes it so surprising that John Smith's little whore liked the vulture yogurt so much.

Anyway, I bet the little whore is back with John Smith. I hope the poor deluded soul realizes that she's craving BSLC and vulture jizz.

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crazyjoe

You really shit the bed on this one

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crazyjoe

You are on your way to the Purina factory. They are making you into dog chow and you dont even know it yet

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4got2wipe

Better watch out crazyjoe! The lion might go all wildebeest on you! That would be non-brilliant!

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shailynn

Nobody can take on crazyjoe, not even a hairy lion

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