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Update on the beer shits

crazyjoe
Colorado
My friend that shits the bed just told me that when he shits the bed he is usually having a dream about falling and dying.

It is true that when someone dies they loose all control, including bowels and shit themselves. This may explain why he shits the bed if his dreams are completely realistic.

So he was wondering if since him and his dad have the same problem, when they both die is it going to be a class 5 shit storm?

5 comments

  • shailynn
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    9 years ago
    I hope there's a McDonald's bathroom nearby
  • 4got2wipe
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    9 years ago
    Brilliant stuff!
  • Mate27
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    9 years ago
    Shitttttt....
  • sharkhunter
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    9 years ago
    Tell him to move onto the next stage. First you die in your dreams, then you turn into a ghost and travel around haunting people, visiting places, etc. Meet other ghosts. Just don't let them you are really alive or they might follow you around. If he visits heaven or hell, ask him what it's like.
  • impala
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    9 years ago
    Tell him to eat a pound block of cheese before going to bed. Shouldn't be able to shit for a week after that.
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