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3 things i tell a bitch, 1. i don't marry, 2. i sleep nude, 3. i always sing" ho

just_the_nuts

10 yrs ago · 1 min read

" Home, home on the range, where the deer and the antelope play. Where seldom is heard a discouraging word and the skies are not cloudy all day."

Juice finishing his song, turned off the shower, wrapped to towel around his oversized hips, grappling a six pack of bud light lime from his fridge which was well stocked with his favorite brands.

He stood there in the dark and gazed out into the majestic night and fantasies about all that pussy about to be had at follies.

There was a faint breeze that stirred the leafs in the trees lining the trailer park into a swaying dance like movement

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sharkhunter

This reminds me of a commercial. youtu.be

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just_the_nuts

Lol, shark..love that song as well but, that shit get old playing poker with some nut job bellowing that song

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4got2wipe

Brilliant!

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just_the_nuts

Thank you bro, I'm trying to be a more entertaining fellow

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mikeya02

Yes you are, but you can certainly serve a better beer

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just_the_nuts

Sorry mikeya...no matter how fancy i try to sound the trailer park keeps coming out

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mikeya02

At least you drink Arnie Palmers lite. So do I

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just_the_nuts

Lol, damn dawg i love that tea

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just_the_nuts

Hope you guys are enjoying this new writting styles....been tacking some creative writing classes at ABTech

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Supremeruler

No you still suck. Go back to 3rd grade.

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warhawks

Better yet, just repeat all the grades, Billy Madison style....

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just_the_nuts

Lol

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twentyfive

I like home on the range where I always get some strange

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san_jose_guy
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crazyjoe

Shit, you got as much class as me shitting at McD's

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