3 things i tell a bitch, 1. i don't marry, 2. i sleep nude, 3. i always sing" ho

just_the_nuts
" Home, home on the range, where the deer and the antelope play. Where seldom is heard a discouraging word and the skies are not cloudy all day."

Juice finishing his song, turned off the shower, wrapped to towel around his oversized hips, grappling a six pack of bud light lime from his fridge which was well stocked with his favorite brands.

He stood there in the dark and gazed out into the majestic night and fantasies about all that pussy about to be had at follies.

There was a faint breeze that stirred the leafs in the trees lining the trailer park into a swaying dance like movement

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sharkhunter
9 years ago
This reminds me of a commercial.
https://youtu.be/SVlRx2U-xUA

just_the_nuts
9 years ago
Lol, shark..love that song as well but, that shit get old playing poker with some nut job bellowing that song
4got2wipe
9 years ago
Brilliant!
just_the_nuts
9 years ago
Thank you bro, I'm trying to be a more entertaining fellow
mikeya02
9 years ago
Yes you are, but you can certainly serve a better beer
just_the_nuts
9 years ago
Sorry mikeya...no matter how fancy i try to sound the trailer park keeps coming out
mikeya02
9 years ago
At least you drink Arnie Palmers lite. So do I
just_the_nuts
9 years ago
Lol, damn dawg i love that tea
just_the_nuts
9 years ago
Hope you guys are enjoying this new writting styles....been tacking some creative writing classes at ABTech
chessmaster
9 years ago
No you still suck. Go back to 3rd grade.
warhawks
9 years ago

Better yet, just repeat all the grades, Billy Madison style....
just_the_nuts
9 years ago
Lol
twentyfive
9 years ago
I like home on the range where I always get some strange
san_jose_guy
9 years ago
Do you remember that Dean Martin song, "Not the Marrying Kind".

SJG
https://sites.google.com/site/sjgportal/…

Mick Taylor, Red House
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6G7IOoX…
crazyjoe
9 years ago
Shit, you got as much class as me shitting at McD's
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