Rank the bimbos
Tiredtraveler
Solo PL
I you had your choice of celebrity women to spend a weekend with in a not holes barred all sex weekend at a nudist resort who would you want to take our of the following list?
Please rank 1st(I would do almost anything to get into that) through last(not with someone else's cock!).
Hillary Clinton
Sara Palin
Kim Kardashian
Gwyneth Paltrow
Brittney Spears
Emily Ratajkowski
Scarlett Johansson
Courtney Stodden
Jessica Simpson
Pamela Anderson
Please rank 1st(I would do almost anything to get into that) through last(not with someone else's cock!).
Hillary Clinton
Sara Palin
Kim Kardashian
Gwyneth Paltrow
Brittney Spears
Emily Ratajkowski
Scarlett Johansson
Courtney Stodden
Jessica Simpson
Pamela Anderson
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Just in that order
Also you meant "if" not "i"
Wow :-)^^ really ?
I get such the chubby rights about now
1a. Kim kardashian
1b. Kim kardashian
1c. Kim kardashian
1d. Kim kardashian
2 ?
3 ?
4 ?
5 ?
6 ?
7 ?
8 ?
9 ?
10 ?
2) Sarah Palin (I'd desecrate the conservative ass)
3) Emily R
4) Kim K. (Just to see how my shit compares)
5) Porn star Keisha Grey
And nobody else on that list
1] Emily Ratajkowski (just plain hot)
2] Jessica Simpson (nice real tits)
3] Brittney Spears (has that trailer trash thing going on and is rich)
4-5] Scarlett Johansson
4-5] Courtney Stodden (these two are the same: both no talent bimbos with big fake tits)
(The rest; I don't think my Labrador would touch and he'll hump anything that moves)
6] not Gwyneth Paltrow (I don't like steamed clam)
7] not Kim Kardashian (used up, can't touch the sides of that canyon and that ass is so enormous I would not find the bottom, her assets are only for promotional purposes)
8] not Pamela Anderson to many diseases
9] not Sara Palin to mouthy and her voice is annoying
10] not with Hilda-cunt she is the ultimate black widow.. she has her former lovers murdered ie. Vince Foster besides she is frighteningly FUGLY both inside and out. I have seen rabid skunks that I would rather be around than that cunt.
2. Emily Ratajkowski
the rest range from meh to hell no
ScarJo
Britney (pure nostalgia)
Jessica Simpson
Kim K, with condom even for head, no DATY
Pamela Anderson (also nostalgia)
Gwenyth
Palin for the hate fuck
Hillary
Stodden
1. Scarlett Johansson (and it's not even close)
2. Kim Kardashian West
3. Sarah Palin (something tells me she knows her way around a bedroom)
4. Britney Spears (I remember the pictures, but it might be alright - and I can sell that story without fear of death)
5. Jessica Simpson
6. Hillary Clinton (yeah, I'd bend it over)
The others I either have no knowledge of (Emily, Courtney) or no interest in (Pam, Gwyneth).
Britney
Scar Jo
Emily
Jessica Simpson
Gwyneth Paltrow
Kim K
Sarah Palin
Pam Anderson
Stodden
Hillary
(2) Jessica Simpson -- still a busty and beautiful MILF
and *no one* else!
Now add Abigail Ratchford and Charlotte McKinney to the list and I'll reconsider my choices :)
2 Courtney Stodden
3 Brittney Spears
4 Scarlett Johansson
5 Jessica Simpson
6 Gwyneth Paltrow
The remaining no
2) Emily Ratajkowski, She looks good in her google pics anyways.
3) Jessica Simpson, Blondes are more fun part 1.
4) Britney Spears, Blondes are more fun part 2.
5) Kim K, just for the BBBJs though, since she does swallow it all.
6) Gwyneth Paltrow, Definitely three hole her old skinny ass just out of principle.
7) Sara Palin, I'd chain her to my bed post, with a piss pot near her, and use her as my gimp.
8) Courtney Stodden, Porn girls usually too stretched out, but they are fun for looking down their gaped pussy.
9) Pam Anderson, I'd do all her holes with an extra condom on, Vitamin C good, Hep C bad.
10) Hillary Clinton, falls into the Nancy Reagan category of "JUST SAY NO!"
For me, the only ones I'd get excited for are Emily Ratatatat, Britney Spears, and Scarlett Johannson, in that order. All the rest? http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/291121-21…
Scar Jo
Jessica
Britney
Gwyneth
Pamela
Kim
Sarah
Countney
Kill Hillary