Rank the bimbos

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Tiredtraveler
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I you had your choice of celebrity women to spend a weekend with in a not holes barred all sex weekend at a nudist resort who would you want to take our of the following list?
Please rank 1st(I would do almost anything to get into that) through last(not with someone else's cock!).
Hillary Clinton
Sara Palin
Kim Kardashian
Gwyneth Paltrow
Brittney Spears
Emily Ratajkowski
Scarlett Johansson
Courtney Stodden
Jessica Simpson
Pamela Anderson

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just_the_nuts
9 years ago
Hillary Clinton Sara Palin Kim Kardashian Gwyneth Paltrow Brittney Spears Emily Ratajkowski Scarlett Johansson Courtney Stodden Jessica Simpson Pamela Anderson

Just in that order

Also you meant "if" not "i"

Wow :-)^^ really ?

I get such the chubby rights about now
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chessmaster
9 years ago
1.Kim kardashian
1a. Kim kardashian
1b. Kim kardashian
1c. Kim kardashian
1d. Kim kardashian
2 ?
3 ?
4 ?
5 ?
6 ?
7 ?
8 ?
9 ?
10 ?
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Tiredtraveler
9 years ago
Hint there are only 5 on that list I would consider going near, the rest I would not let my dog near for fear of disease or being eaten.
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rockstar666
9 years ago
Scarlett is the only one who gets an MS ranking (Mint State...a coin thing) meaning I'd rank her beauty. The rest are too circulated, to varying extents.
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chessmaster
9 years ago
No idea who Courtney stooden is had tongoogle her. I like her fits but she's too ugly and no ass.
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GACA
9 years ago
1) Scarlett Johansson
2) Sarah Palin (I'd desecrate the conservative ass)
3) Emily R
4) Kim K. (Just to see how my shit compares)
5) Porn star Keisha Grey

And nobody else on that list
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chessmaster
9 years ago
"To google" autocorrect is dumb.
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chessmaster
9 years ago
^can I add Keisha grey as #2?
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Tiredtraveler
9 years ago
1-10 in order: Highest to NOT
1] Emily Ratajkowski (just plain hot)
2] Jessica Simpson (nice real tits)
3] Brittney Spears (has that trailer trash thing going on and is rich)
4-5] Scarlett Johansson
4-5] Courtney Stodden (these two are the same: both no talent bimbos with big fake tits)
(The rest; I don't think my Labrador would touch and he'll hump anything that moves)
6] not Gwyneth Paltrow (I don't like steamed clam)
7] not Kim Kardashian (used up, can't touch the sides of that canyon and that ass is so enormous I would not find the bottom, her assets are only for promotional purposes)
8] not Pamela Anderson to many diseases
9] not Sara Palin to mouthy and her voice is annoying
10] not with Hilda-cunt she is the ultimate black widow.. she has her former lovers murdered ie. Vince Foster besides she is frighteningly FUGLY both inside and out. I have seen rabid skunks that I would rather be around than that cunt.
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GACA
9 years ago
By all means chess :)
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mjx01
9 years ago
1. Scarlett Johansson
2. Emily Ratajkowski
the rest range from meh to hell no
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JamesSD
9 years ago
Emily R
ScarJo
Britney (pure nostalgia)
Jessica Simpson
Kim K, with condom even for head, no DATY
Pamela Anderson (also nostalgia)
Gwenyth
Palin for the hate fuck
Hillary
Stodden
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FullPress
9 years ago
You guys know that nothing really happens at nudist resorts right? Unless you are there for a "lifestyle" event.
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IHearVoices
9 years ago
I want to say Hillary and Palin on some "so I can sell the story" stuff, but my life might not last long enough to spend the money and I have no heirs. So, the list as normal:

1. Scarlett Johansson (and it's not even close)
2. Kim Kardashian West
3. Sarah Palin (something tells me she knows her way around a bedroom)
4. Britney Spears (I remember the pictures, but it might be alright - and I can sell that story without fear of death)
5. Jessica Simpson
6. Hillary Clinton (yeah, I'd bend it over)

The others I either have no knowledge of (Emily, Courtney) or no interest in (Pam, Gwyneth).
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motorhead
9 years ago
Ok, just for fun

Britney
Scar Jo
Emily
Jessica Simpson
Gwyneth Paltrow
Kim K
Sarah Palin
Pam Anderson
Stodden
Hillary



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MrDeuce
9 years ago
(1) Emily Ratajkowski -- one of the hottest newish celebs, especially from the neck down
(2) Jessica Simpson -- still a busty and beautiful MILF
and *no one* else!

Now add Abigail Ratchford and Charlotte McKinney to the list and I'll reconsider my choices :)
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Clubber
9 years ago
Only one and that is Emily .
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rl27
9 years ago
1 Emily Ratajkowski
2 Courtney Stodden
3 Brittney Spears
4 Scarlett Johansson
5 Jessica Simpson
6 Gwyneth Paltrow

The remaining no
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bang69
9 years ago
All of the above. Except Hillary Clinton
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NinaBambina
9 years ago
Do they have to be alive? I'll take a young Audrey Hepburn, Liz Taylor, Grace Kelly, Natalie Wood, and Marilyn Monroe (although the only real bimbo is monroe).
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NinaBambina
9 years ago
NO to Kim K. Gross.
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IwillLapAdancer
9 years ago
1) Scarlett Johannson, I want her big lips around my cock
2) Emily Ratajkowski, She looks good in her google pics anyways.
3) Jessica Simpson, Blondes are more fun part 1.
4) Britney Spears, Blondes are more fun part 2.
5) Kim K, just for the BBBJs though, since she does swallow it all.
6) Gwyneth Paltrow, Definitely three hole her old skinny ass just out of principle.
7) Sara Palin, I'd chain her to my bed post, with a piss pot near her, and use her as my gimp.
8) Courtney Stodden, Porn girls usually too stretched out, but they are fun for looking down their gaped pussy.
9) Pam Anderson, I'd do all her holes with an extra condom on, Vitamin C good, Hep C bad.
10) Hillary Clinton, falls into the Nancy Reagan category of "JUST SAY NO!"
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Subraman
9 years ago
You know, I hate when these types of polls make me feel like that internet meme where some fat pimply guy is sitting at his computer, looking at pics of beautiful women, and is typing "would not bang". There's very few women on that list I'd be even remotely interested in ... some, like Pamela Anderson and Jessica Simpson I obviously would have liked in their prime, but now? There's pretty bad pics of them recently, aren't there? And I'm not remotely attracted to Hillary Clinton or Kim K, I have a feeling Courtney Stodden's skank factor in person would kill my wood, etc.

For me, the only ones I'd get excited for are Emily Ratatatat, Britney Spears, and Scarlett Johannson, in that order. All the rest? http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/291121-21…
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ATACdawg
9 years ago
Emily R
Scar Jo
Jessica
Britney
Gwyneth
Pamela
Kim
Sarah
Countney

Kill Hillary
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