I thought this was just for old guys, but I think it's for any guy that's older than 12.
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Never trust a fart. "You think you can let a sneaky one and get away with it," uh huh - nope - don't go there.
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Never pass up the opportunity to take a piss. "Oh I just went 45 minutes ago, I'll be fine for this 3 hour plane ride," - uh huh - nope - don't go there.
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Never waste a good hard on, even if you're alone.
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When you get to a fork in the road; take it
No standing on the dance floor
There is sex in the Champagne Room
Never volunteer imformation and use other peoples money.
"3. Never waste a good hard on, even if you're alone."
I remember a similar piece of advice from Buddy Hacket. He told the story of one time he was out fishing and all of the sudden, he got a boner. Well, being old and not wanting to waste it but having no one around to help with it, he started to make use of one of the fish. Of course, that's when an old woman showed up. She spotted him, pointed him out, and screamed, "Fish fucker!"
never heard any of that except don't volunteer info to the IRS or the government. I did hear if it's a smelly fart, better head to the bathroom soon because it's coming out.
shailynn's "2." is one of my golden, carved in stone, rules. And even more so the older I get!
Shailynn's #3 is great!
SJG
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