Best Advice I Have Ever Been Given - 3 Things

When you get to a fork in the road; take it

No standing on the dance floor

There *is* sex in the Champagne Room

Never volunteer imformation and use other peoples money.

"3. Never waste a good hard on, even if you're alone."

I remember a similar piece of advice from Buddy Hacket. He told the story of one time he was out fishing and all of the sudden, he got a boner. Well, being old and not wanting to waste it but having no one around to help with it, he started to make use of one of the fish. Of course, that's when an old woman showed up. She spotted him, pointed him out, and screamed, "Fish fucker!"

never heard any of that except don't volunteer info to the IRS or the government.
I did hear if it's a smelly fart, better head to the bathroom soon because it's coming out.

shailynn's "2." is one of my golden, carved in stone, rules. And even more so the older I get!

Shailynn's #3 is great!

SJG