Best Advice I Have Ever Been Given - 3 Things
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
I thought this was just for old guys, but I think it's for any guy that's older than 12.
1. Never trust a fart. "You think you can let a sneaky one and get away with it," uh huh - nope - don't go there.
2. Never pass up the opportunity to take a piss. "Oh I just went 45 minutes ago, I'll be fine for this 3 hour plane ride," - uh huh - nope - don't go there.
3. Never waste a good hard on, even if you're alone.
1. Never trust a fart. "You think you can let a sneaky one and get away with it," uh huh - nope - don't go there.
2. Never pass up the opportunity to take a piss. "Oh I just went 45 minutes ago, I'll be fine for this 3 hour plane ride," - uh huh - nope - don't go there.
3. Never waste a good hard on, even if you're alone.
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I remember a similar piece of advice from Buddy Hacket. He told the story of one time he was out fishing and all of the sudden, he got a boner. Well, being old and not wanting to waste it but having no one around to help with it, he started to make use of one of the fish. Of course, that's when an old woman showed up. She spotted him, pointed him out, and screamed, "Fish fucker!"
I did hear if it's a smelly fart, better head to the bathroom soon because it's coming out.
SJG