An Opportunity to Vote if You Want to

I have a hot sex story to tell. Haven’t shared a sex story about this stripper I don’t think.

So I’m going to let the board vote on whether I tell the story. If you want to vote, respond with a clear YES in favor of me telling the story, or a clear NO in favor of me not telling the story. Any response that in my judgment does not clearly and unequivocally indicate a vote of either YES or NO will not be counted. Each “person” and any strongly suspected alias get only one vote.

Trolls or psuedo-trolls and any alias will get, in my discretion, no more than one half vote unless they take the vote seriously in which case I may give them a full vote. I decide what “seriously” is -- I know it when I read it. No votes are allowed for any account created within the last 30 days. For obvious reasons, the few that I have on ignore will not be counted in the voting. Sorry TDice you pathetic little fuck.

I can modify the rules to address any currently unforeseen circumstance in which somebody does something stupid in response that seeks to confuse the vote.

My calculation of the vote is final and not subject to review or challenge. I commit to count the votes fairly with the goal being to genuinely ascertain the true desire of the board.

I will leave the voting open for at least 24 hours (probably til Wednesday am). If the vote is YES, I will write and post the story as soon as I can get to it over the holiday. If the vote is NO, I will never tell this story on the board. And I won’t complain about it either.