I have a hot sex story to tell. Haven’t shared a sex story about this stripper I don’t think.
So I’m going to let the board vote on whether I tell the story. If you want to vote, respond with a clear YES in favor of me telling the story, or a clear NO in favor of me not telling the story. Any response that in my judgment does not clearly and unequivocally indicate a vote of either YES or NO will not be counted. Each “person” and any strongly suspected alias get only one vote.
Trolls or psuedo-trolls and any alias will get, in my discretion, no more than one half vote unless they take the vote seriously in which case I may give them a full vote. I decide what “seriously” is -- I know it when I read it. No votes are allowed for any account created within the last 30 days. For obvious reasons, the few that I have on ignore will not be counted in the voting. Sorry TDice you pathetic little fuck.
I can modify the rules to address any currently unforeseen circumstance in which somebody does something stupid in response that seeks to confuse the vote.
My calculation of the vote is final and not subject to review or challenge. I commit to count the votes fairly with the goal being to genuinely ascertain the true desire of the board.
I will leave the voting open for at least 24 hours (probably til Wednesday am). If the vote is YES, I will write and post the story as soon as I can get to it over the holiday. If the vote is NO, I will never tell this story on the board. And I won’t complain about it either.
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YES!
Who wouldn't welcome a story? If you don't like it, don't read it. Simple as that. No need for insults.
NO! Faggot!
Yes.
Agree with Bavarian. If there are those who don't want to read it, they don't have to.
YES!
YES! What Bavarian said: If you don't like it, don't read it. Why is that hard to understand?
YES! I wouldn't miss one of your stories for anything. Well, maybe for a million dollars, or for my ATF and I to have a wild, crazy night.....
But seriously, I want to hear it.
Don't you just love the democratic process?
Kinda creepy,all these slipper boys want to hear about another fag's sex stories.
Rech why have you become so much more of a troll in the past month or two?
I like you better when you're not a complete troll, like the twin stories.
Rech started out as a troll. Remember it was how his fake GF was reading his TUSCL post, and you all fed him and now we're stuck with him :p
Smith,go ahead and file your motion.90% of the of the losers that will be alone over the holidays are waiting with lotion in hand.
Yes. I don't want to pay for Penthouse Letters.
Yes
Sure.
...er... Does that count? If not...
Yes.
Yes, the majority of your stories are pretty good, but the DS ones are the best.
Yes
Go ahead and post it. whether I read it or not depends on what's on the Weather Channel. :)
yes
Yes! One day when get rich, I hope to write stories very much like ours.
Yes – but please don't make it as short as your other ones
:)
Especially yes if it involves you doing your first black chick
Yes, seems other want to read it, and since I don't have to do so, knock yourself out!
Waste of energy is what it is. Porn is a much better use of bandwidth. Or stripperweb for that matter.
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