Play in my band, go golfing in league or with my kids, take the Lotus out for a spin, construct fireworks, cook, play in the yard when it's not winter, go mushroom hunting (morels in spring, Elm Oysters in fall)...I'm never bored. But it's never a serious question so I usually make up shit to see if they'll believe me, like being a part time stunt double for porn stars.
If I was juice I could say I log onto a strip club web site forum and post all kinds of shit under multiple names and irritate lots of people that aren't part of my posse. Or he could say he eats KFC and blows up the MCD's shitter.
I can say anything. She's just looking for something to talk about.
Since I don't know her and I don't usually want to scare her away just yet, I say something mundane like I like to surf the Internet. hmm, maybe I will say I like to look up strippers on Facebook. If I want to get rid of her I could tell her how I came from a parallel universe and have ghosts in my house, possibly following me around. You didn't see any near me did you?
"something boss like " i collect stamps" - I'm sure all strippers love to hear that.
Juice, just tell her the truth. "I like to go to Wal-Mart and buy a 12-pack of cider, some xbox 360 games, a fried chicken and some mozzarella sticks and go home, and kick some 12 year olds ass in Madden 13."
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I can say anything. She's just looking for something to talk about.
Since I don't know her and I don't usually want to scare her away just yet, I say something mundane like I like to surf the Internet. hmm, maybe I will say I like to look up strippers on Facebook. If I want to get rid of her I could tell her how I came from a parallel universe and have ghosts in my house, possibly following me around. You didn't see any near me did you?
Juice, just tell her the truth. "I like to go to Wal-Mart and buy a 12-pack of cider, some xbox 360 games, a fried chicken and some mozzarella sticks and go home, and kick some 12 year olds ass in Madden 13."
I must fit a stereotype