I don't know if your stories are the truth, exaggeration, or totally fictional, but they sure are entertaining! Sometimes I skip when they are too long, but when I read them I usually say "brilliant story" to myself!
The reality is that none of us can be at all certain of the truthfulness of posts on here! I assume there is a big component of fiction! Especially if the poster claims to be something silly, like a lion that wears a suit! But who knows?
Regardless, keep being entertaining! Being entertaining = brilliant!
However, if you really are as fixated on the DS as it seems you really should seek some sort of professional help! I have it on good authority that she's given a BJ to a vulture! ;)
Sorry...couldn't resist!
